Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

PS2 Nishiki said:
Colton aka @Saladfingy05 has been stalking this thread for the entire day, it's hilarious.
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@Saladfingy05 You suck at alting, Colton. I can immediately tell this is you by the gay naming scheme that ends with a 5, not to mention you've been reading this thread since this morning refreshing over and over again.
YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN. COPE, SEETHE, AND DILATE.
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Oh we all know it's Colton, but don't give him tips on how to sock, it's funnier when we can spot him within minutes of registering here!

Mind you he's never given a shit for opsec before, it's why he's in this sad state of seething and refreshing his own self-wreckage thread. I guess he won't be changing anything now.
 
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As he continues to cope, seethe and mash F5, I thought I'd remind @Saladfingy05 of something he once said:
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This shit's random_text worthy.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
@Assistant Manajerk do you know anything about Colton's concealed weapon carry charge? Did he try to stab the chupapis that made fun of him?
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All I know is he said he brought a knife to school. I wouldn't be surprised if he brought it to do bodily harm to Los Pinches Chupapis because Pablito made fun of him for whatever. Or he could have brought it to show off how "badass" he was.
 
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PS2 Nishiki said:
@Saladfingy05 You suck at alting, Colton. I can immediately tell this is you by the gay naming scheme that ends with a 5, not to mention you've been reading this thread since this morning refreshing over and over again.
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@Saladfingy05 hate watching this morning too.


Colton, Let me give you some advice.
On Xhitter are a number of accounts determined to bring the Farms down. If you want do something about this thread and the Farms as a whole, contact these accounts. I am sure they would love to have another ally to take down the big bad Kiwifarms. What could go wrong?
 
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Cloaca Rimjob said:
@Saladfingy05

would would get off faster if you and @The Un-Clit scissored with your mutant vaginas?
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Hard pass. Besides, my avatar's role is to tear off and devour all cocks that come near it. That's already been done in Colton's case, and now he's just a sad eunich LARPing as the female he will never truely be.
 
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Vibe_Guy said:
@JustaBatto95 your neopussy is cavernous, a whole tribe of Neanderthals can comfortably fit inside and come out at night to hunt for food. It's so big and loose in fact that the reason you don't go to Australia is because a kangaroo will mistake it for a pouch.

Your neo-pussy is so unfathomably huge that a whole brony convention can be held inside.

Your neo-pussy is so absurdly gigantic, if I yelled at it from 5 meters away, I'd hear an echo reverberating back at me.

There's an entire biome in your neo-vagina, I bet scientist would discover a new species of animal with neo-pussy survival adaptations.

Your neo-vagina has check marks of the last poor guy who got stuck in there mistaking it for a spelunking spot.
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Sssh, trannies think that’s a compliment
Assistant Manajerk said:
You can blame my "Sky Daddy bullshit". The very thing he mocked me for was what kept me from just yeeting him to the curb. I know I should have done it sooner, but I try not to abandon friends. And I had also hoped my example would rub off, I was wrong.
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You deserve (and given Colton’s OG salty posting, I think you have) better friends than this.
 
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@Saladfingy05 Colton do you even leave your home you fat loser? The fact you're almost 30, still living with mommy, and never worked a day in your life shows how much of a failure at life you are. Nobody owes you anything. Generations of men before you built countries, had families, fought in wars, all of that has led up to you, the autistic man child who LARPs as a woman and wants to fuck ponies, and you blew it! Your entire life is built upon living up to a lie, even you acknowledge this. You have said it yourself that female to males are not men, and that troons are deranged commies who contribute nothing to society. Every community you try to worm your way into ends up hating you because you are an insufferable tranny and the only man who had even a slight ounce of pity for you realized how much of a deadweight troon you were and didn't drop you because of his "Sky daddy" you claim not to believe in whilst worshipping one of his creations (Lucifer). Your family will probably die with you and scientists 1000 years from now will find your remains and say they are, without a doubt, the bones of a man.

Now here's a game for you, Colton. Go look at yourself in the mirror for five minutes and try not to cry, READY? SET! GO!!
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PS2 Nishiki said:
@Saladfingy05 Colton do you even leave your home you fat loser? The fact you're almost 30, still living with mommy, and never worked a day in your life shows how much of a failure at life you are. Nobody owes you anything. Generations of men before you built countries, had families, fought in wars, all of that has led up to you, the autistic man child who LARPs as a woman and wants to fuck ponies, and you blew it! Your entire life is built upon living up to a lie, even you acknowledge this. You have said it yourself that female to males are not men, and that troons are deranged commies who contribute nothing to society. Every community you try to worm your way into ends up hating you because you are an insufferable tranny and the only man who had even a slight ounce of pity for you realized how much of a deadweight troon you were and didn't drop you because of his "Sky daddy" you claim not to believe in whilst worshipping one of his creations (Lucifer). Your family will probably die with you and scientists 1000 years from now will find your remains and say they are, without a doubt, the bones of a man.

Now here's a game for you, Colton. Go look at yourself in the mirror for five minutes and try not to cry, READY? SET! GO!!
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His Wendigo buddy's also still lurking with him.
 
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