yousoundlikeanasshole
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Poor Rylee, she's so embarrassing
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
- Thread starter BILLY MAYS
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Ah, shit, she showed up to his graduation ceremony in a bright multi-colored custom mumuu and in full drag makeup. And it's only custom made because she can't fit in anything the company makes.
The nicest thing I can say is that at least the custom mumuu covers her back tits and crotch. I'll bet she asked for those fugly colors to match the fugly color block sandals she "designed" five years ago.
Oh, and of course she showed up high on gummies, which she also merched for a kickback. Thanks for the #spon opportunity, Rylee!
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That's one ugly dress. I bet it doubles as a parachute.
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- Jun 6, 2020
It's important to stress just how impressive those back tits are. An absolute monstrosity.
yousoundlikeanasshole
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Can we talk about this Mariana trench level indentation in her shoulders?
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What did the rest of the text say? I'm assuming that Rylee graduated with high/highest honors? If so, congrats to him.
Sucks his mother can't honor his wishes and leave him out of photos. She could have congratulated him without showing him at all. Him covering his face still seems like a dick thing to show knowing he's made it clear he doesn't want to be on her social media.
drab assessment
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I thought she was wearing grey leather cowboy boots or baggy sweatpants or something under that dress, but it's her em effing LEGS!
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- Feb 17, 2017
At first glance, the tattoos on her legs blend in with the carpet, and it makes her resemble a fat midget.
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- Feb 21, 2016
She is both very short and very fat, and the layg tattoos certainly don't help.
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Can we talk about this Mariana trench level indentation in her shoulders?
Her shoulder looks like an ass. I'd be impressed if I wasn't so goddamned terrified.
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Everything about Tess looks like an ass.
Her cleavage, her shoulders, her knees, her thighs, everything looks like an ass.
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Bag from Target—I take it she sold the tacky Balenciaga graffiti bag? And earrings from TJMaxx.
I wouldn't pick on a normie for this, but coming from a "model" who thinks she's such a big deal, it's hilarious.
I didn't mind the dress when I thought it was half-orange, half-pink, but the split blue and green back catapults it straight into Ugly Valley. Yikes. That shade of green strikes the absolute wrong note, but the real issue is that it's all just...too much.
The Albanese gummies are just another brand of gummy bears, not THC gummies (and they're pretty good, if you like that sort of thing). Tess's primary addiction will forever be sugar, LOL.
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Someone with a shitty personality looking like she's covered in asses is poetic, really.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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That dress definitely looks like a fusion of four smaller dresses. Plus her leg tattoos look like they are shitty leggings.
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- Aug 9, 2019
The solution to this is obviously to eat more so it fills in
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- Aug 28, 2019
Imagine being Riley.
I mentioned this in the Pissa thread, but people like Polissa and Tess love things that look bad on paper, or can be minimized with "just the facts" (i.e. without nuance).
Riley has probably spent much of his life embarrassed by his mother, but his experiences aren't the same as his peers, and Tess benefits from other people assuming they are.
Your hamplanet mom going on national television and telling people she has anorexia isn't the same as your dad picking you up from school wearing weird pants.
Your mom posting you on social media to people who know nothing about you, who use you as a prop for their own lives as much as she does, is not the same as your mom posting you on Facebook for the people who have known you since childhood to see your graduation.
Look at this shit:
Without context, without knowing who Tess is, it might not look so bad, but in context it's one of the proudest moments of her life because she raised him all alone as a single mawm. His achievements are actually her achievements (though she'd never be so uncouth as to say that directly).
These are the next two images in that slideshow, by the way:
And the comments on that video she posted on TikTok:
The song she's lipsyncing is even called "I'm Legit".
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Did she ever once help Rylee with homework? Get him supplies he needed for projects? Proof-read papers? Drive him to school events? Take him to practices?
No?
Then shut the fuck up, Tess. He succeeded despite your lack of parenting.
No?
Then shut the fuck up, Tess. He succeeded despite your lack of parenting.
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Reminder that she dumped Rylee with someone else.
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That should be good. Italians are not exactly shy in pointing out that fatties are ugly lumps of dog shit and will do so gleefully in her case.
Didn't she once show up in a trashy outfit to give his principal a, no doubt sassy, piece of her mind? I'm sure her poor son was thrilled about that and of course the other children would have been very understanding and kind.
Sorry about double posting. Clean up my mess, jannies.
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I'd be willing to bet the probably guilt trips Riley for not being grateful for it.
The line I've heard from Tess-likes when they do this is always some variation of "I'm fighting." or "I'm protecting."
"I fought for you against that bitch teacher."
"I'm protecting my son."