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A pajeet asking for all the ladies in the Beauty Parlour to show bob and vagene would be pretty funny for the absolute vitriol he would get.

 

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An unfortunate name

 

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A severed finger found in an Ice cream

Why does it look like a very small penis?

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

Pajeets are a menace behind the wheel. They don't bother to read signs or look at their mirrors or basically do anything that would keep others safe on the road. They just get tunnel vision, it's all about THEM getting to their destination, fuck whoever gets in their way. I almost got run over yesterday because a stupid pajeet didn't seem to notice the stop sign at the crosswalk. I felt his side mirror whiz past me. He didn't even slow down, didn't turn his head to see me, just completely shut in his own poo world. It makes total sense they want the self-driving Tesla's... for the clout, and also so they can "safely" close their eyes/daydream of bobs & vagene while getting escorted to their destination. Actually them using robot cars is probably the safest option for everyone ELSE on the road (with the added bonus that tesla's are known to randomly explode into flames....)

 

[The Foxtrot]

Pajeets are a menace behind the wheel. They don't bother to read signs or look at their mirrors or basically do anything that would keep others safe on the road. They just get tunnel vision, it's all about THEM getting to their destination, fuck whoever gets in their way. I almost got run over yesterday because a stupid pajeet didn't seem to notice the stop sign at the crosswalk. I felt his side mirror whiz past me. He didn't even slow down, didn't turn his head to see me, just completely shut in his own poo world. It makes total sense they want the self-driving Tesla's... for the clout, and also so they can "safely" close their eyes/daydream of bobs & vagene while getting escorted to their destination. Actually them using robot cars is probably the safest option for everyone ELSE on the road (with the added bonus that tesla's are known to randomly explode into flames....)

I was driving to work down a major highway a few days ago, and an 18 wheeler flipped on his hazards and just slowed down from 75MPH to 25MPH...and stayed that way for the better part of 3 miles. Had plenty of places to safely veer off the road, but didn't. Eventually State Troopers forced him to pull over after about 2 minutes of him evidently not seeing 3 of their patrol cars with flashing blue lights.

Guess who was behind the wheel? A fucking jeet, who looked utterly oblivious to what was going on around him.

 

[Major von der Westfront]

Pajeets are a menace behind the wheel. They don't bother to read signs or look at their mirrors or basically do anything that would keep others safe on the road. They just get tunnel vision, it's all about THEM getting to their destination, fuck whoever gets in their way. I almost got run over yesterday because a stupid pajeet didn't seem to notice the stop sign at the crosswalk. I felt his side mirror whiz past me. He didn't even slow down, didn't turn his head to see me, just completely shut in his own poo world. It makes total sense they want the self-driving Tesla's... for the clout, and also so they can "safely" close their eyes/daydream of bobs & vagene while getting escorted to their destination. Actually them using robot cars is probably the safest option for everyone ELSE on the road (with the added bonus that tesla's are known to randomly explode into flames....)

We love to see Burning pajeets. It's a win-win! Everyone is safer on the road, and one less poo in the loo!

 

[The Foxtrot]

We love to see Burning pajeets. It's a win-win! Everyone is safer on the road, and one less poo in the loo!

Only problem is Teslas are borderline impossible to put out once they catch fire.

 

[Major von der Westfront]

Only problem is Teslas are borderline impossible to put out once they catch fire.

That's a problem for Pajeet. For us? Just go around and avoid Pajeet like the plague.

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

Guess who was behind the wheel?

Ha, you reminded me of a patient I had in the hospital a few years back. Pajeet truck driver who parked his 18 wheeler in the middle lane of a major highway at 3am. His blood alcohol level was almost lethal. Not sure what ever came of it. Probably still out there trucking.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Re: pajeets in cars. I absolutely find it hilarious how pajeets react to the winter here. While everyone else are busy changing winter tires, making sure their fluids wont freeze etc the pajeet just does nothing. And then they start having issues of car not having traction going uphill due to the ice, they'll just try to floor it, and all it does is lots of noise. Also if you see them stuck in snowbank, just drive past and let them freeze. Once I stopped for one to call a tractor to come pull him off, dude was legit angry that I did not stay there idling for him to warm up in my vehicle.

 

[Pissmaster]

Re: pajeets in cars. I absolutely find it hilarious how pajeets react to the winter here. While everyone else are busy changing winter tires, making sure their fluids wont freeze etc the pajeet just does nothing. And then they start having issues of car not having traction going uphill due to the ice, and they just try to floor it, which just makes lots of noise. Also if you see them stuck in snowbank, just drive past and let them freeze. Once I stopped for one to call a tractor to come pull him off, dude was legit angry that I did not stay there idling for him to warm up.

Doesn't Canada get brutal winters overall? How the hell are so many of them supposed to deal with it?

 

[obliviousbeard]

Doesn't Canada get brutal winters overall? How the hell are so many of them supposed to deal with it?

I have absolutely no idea how they will manage, maybe they wll start googling after hitting an issue (or snow bank). Never been across the pond either, just what I have seen around me in Finland.

 

[PaleTay]

Pajeets are a menace behind the wheel. They don't bother to read signs or look at their mirrors or basically do anything that would keep others safe on the road. They just get tunnel vision, it's all about THEM getting to their destination, fuck whoever gets in their way. I almost got run over yesterday because a stupid pajeet didn't seem to notice the stop sign at the crosswalk. I felt his side mirror whiz past me. He didn't even slow down, didn't turn his head to see me, just completely shut in his own poo world. It makes total sense they want the self-driving Tesla's... for the clout, and also so they can "safely" close their eyes/daydream of bobs & vagene while getting escorted to their destination. Actually them using robot cars is probably the safest option for everyone ELSE on the road (with the added bonus that tesla's are known to randomly explode into flames....)

That reminds me, I almost got hit by a Pajeet trucker once because he was driving with half his wheels on the sidewalk.

 

[Ookoo Squad]

I have absolutely no idea how they will manage, maybe they wll start googling after hitting an issue (or snow bank). Never been across the pond either, just what I have seen around me in Finland.

They're in Finland now too? Holy perkele, is no frozen corner of the Earth left untouched by the global poo smear?

Pajeets are a menace behind the wheel.

It's gotten to the point that when things like the below happen, people just assume that the drivers are jeets, and are usually right. Read the comments.

 

[Atypical Dog]

Re: pajeets in cars. I absolutely find it hilarious how pajeets react to the winter here. While everyone else are busy changing winter tires, making sure their fluids wont freeze etc the pajeet just does nothing. And then they start having issues of car not having traction going uphill due to the ice, they'll just try to floor it, and all it does is lots of noise. Also if you see them stuck in snowbank, just drive past and let them freeze. Once I stopped for one to call a tractor to come pull him off, dude was legit angry that I did not stay there idling for him to warm up in my vehicle.

I'm a tropical (not a jeet) - how do drivers there deal with winter? I've seen snow chains and winter tiers in owner's manuals, presumably to help with grip, but how do you deal with things like black ice? Genuinely curious.

That reminds me, I almost got hit by a Pajeet trucker once because he was driving with half his wheels on the sidewalk.

If his load was top-heavy he could have tipped over. It would be sick (both senses of the word).

 

[Local Fed]

but how do you deal with things like black ice?

You just go slower and don't drive like a total retard. It's like anything else in life really, acclimate to your surroundings and for those who don't let's just hope that the only people who get hurt or killed are themselves. Not to say that bad luck can't hit anyone, but more often than not if you see someone in a ditch it's because they had the bright idea to do 82kmph in a 80kmph zone despite the conditions being completely awful. These tend to be the same types who'd be going 76kmph in that same zone on a clear and ideal July afternoon.

In winter the roads get salted (usually a brine but also actual rocks) and sand gets put down; the former to melt the ice and snow, the latter for traction. If there's a mega storm forecasted they have the trucks out to do it in advance too.

 

[obliviousbeard]

They're in Finland now too? Holy perkele, is no frozen corner of the Earth left untouched by the global poo smear?

Yeah, lots of them and chinese come to study here since it is easier to get in and cheaper than in somewhere else. Also some fields have them, and it might have something to do with the fact they couldn't get in to a "better" country.

how do drivers there deal with winter? I've seen snow chains and winter tiers in owner's manuals, presumably to help with grip, but how do you deal with things like black ice?

Winter tires are must, and even then there are different compounds of them for different environments. Most people just use studded tires, granted there are some decent winter contact tires out there. Biggest thing is driving sensibly - leave enough space for braking, no sudden twists of the steering wheel, controlling your accelerator etc. During drivers education here you are taught car control on slippery surfaces, including braking, how to straighten car that is about to spin out, avoiding collision and so on. Also block and indoor cabin heaters are useful, and some people just use covers or old mat to avoid frozen windshield you have to scrape clean. In essentia its about driving by the limits of the road, and kinda anticipating what will happen next turn or if car before you slams brakes. And knowing when it is better to stay at home.

Edit: also one cultural thing; people usually leave you alone, but if you need help moving stuck car you'll seem to always get some help (usually by pushing your car in parking lot.) Also we have winter speed limits, ie road crews come in at certain dates and replace speed limit signs with ones that have 20 km/h lower limit on bigger roads.

 

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Wait until the Indians figure out the life hack of getting free access to the women changing rooms.