Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

PS2 Nishiki said:
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Now, my old friend...
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
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His Wendigo buddy's also still lurking with him.
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His "friend" both are watching this thread 24/7 now that people outside the farms are joining in to laugh at the sex pest.

Rejected by his father, the satanic temple, trans community, rejected by xitter, rejected by Brony community, laughed at on imageboards, becoming a full fledged lolcow on kiwifarms of all places that requires particularly low social intelligence that rival Chris Chan himself is a quite track record, Colton is going to have hard time to do anything, attend cons and music festivals.

It takes a very special kind of retard to take Colton's side even out of pity.
 
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Shitted Scaredless said:
Christ, what is happening in here? Are we just yelling at cows lurking their thread?

Does this guy ever sleep?
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Since this thread has gone live on PG after being approved, Colton has been obessively lurking on it and refreshing for updates with an obvious sock @Saladfingy05 and few breaks in between. His buddy @KingOfWendigos, who tried whiteknighting Colton in his Mass Debate thread, is also constantly watching and refreshing, although not as much as Colton. I'd say you'd think they'd have better things to do than just watch a thread all day, but they are literal unemployed NEETs.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
Since this thread has gone live on PG after being approved, Colton has been obessively lurking on it and refreshing for updates with an obvious sock @Saladfingy05 and few breaks in between. His buddy @KingOfWendigos, who tried whiteknighting Colton in his Mass Debate thread, is also constantly watching and refreshing, although not as much as Colton. I'd say you'd think they'd have better things to do than just watch a thread all day, but they are literal unemployed NEETs.
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I wonder why Colton is such as a pussy about it c'mon nigga, just fight us already, you know you're itching for it.
 
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Colton and the Villagers

[Verse]
In a village oh so quaint
Lived Colton with courage faint
Changed her body sought her peace
But the smell did not appease

[Verse 2]
Colton met a maiden fair
Eyes like stars and raven hair
Both were trans and dreamt of love
In the night they’d rise above

[Chorus]
Oh the villagers they’d chase
With torches they did disgrace
For being weird for smelling bad
But love they were so glad

[Verse 3]
Hand in hand they ran away
To the forest dense and gray
Laughter echoed through the trees
Hearts were light their spirits free

[Verse 4]
Villagers did not understand
Love that needs no guiding hand
In the shadows they found rest
While their bond grew ever blessed

[Chorus]
Oh the villagers they’d chase
With torches they did disgrace
For being weird for smelling bad
But love they were so glad
 
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Gangstalker #32194 said:
Colton and the Villagers

[Verse]
In a village oh so quaint
Lived Colton with courage faint
Changed her body sought her peace
But the smell did not appease

[Verse 2]
Colton met a maiden fair
Eyes like stars and raven hair
Both were trans and dreamt of love
In the night they’d rise above

[Chorus]
Oh the villagers they’d chase
With torches they did disgrace
For being weird for smelling bad
But love they were so glad

[Verse 3]
Hand in hand they ran away
To the forest dense and gray
Laughter echoed through the trees
Hearts were light their spirits free

[Verse 4]
Villagers did not understand
Love that needs no guiding hand
In the shadows they found rest
While their bond grew ever blessed

[Chorus]
Oh the villagers they’d chase
With torches they did disgrace
For being weird for smelling bad
But love they were so glad
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Smells like Kingdom Comes, beautiful, lyrics deep that they glow bright.
 
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Gangstalker #32194 said:
Colton and the Villagers

[Verse]
In a village oh so quaint
Lived Colton with courage faint
Changed her body sought her peace
But the smell did not appease

[Verse 2]
Colton met a maiden fair
Eyes like stars and raven hair
Both were trans and dreamt of love
In the night they’d rise above

[Chorus]
Oh the villagers they’d chase
With torches they did disgrace
For being weird for smelling bad
But love they were so glad

[Verse 3]
Hand in hand they ran away
To the forest dense and gray
Laughter echoed through the trees
Hearts were light their spirits free

[Verse 4]
Villagers did not understand
Love that needs no guiding hand
In the shadows they found rest
While their bond grew ever blessed

[Chorus]
Oh the villagers they’d chase
With torches they did disgrace
For being weird for smelling bad
But love they were so glad
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It's not the masterwork that "The Rod of Pain" was, but it's pretty damn good!
 
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Josephine Knezevic said:
Colton is thead banned? Or he likes to spy with socks account?
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As far as I can tell, @JustaBatto95 is completely banned, but @Saladfingy05 isn't. He's just lurking because he's either too much of a pussy to comment here or he has messages, but they're stuck in a queue waiting for mod approval.
 
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Well we know where the hate for beaners comes from. 100% The neighborhood chupapi-spawn chased Colton to and from school on the daily and made him cry whenever they caught him. Of course instead of manning up, fighting back and losing until he gained their respect, he just withdrew into troonism and racisim.
 
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Glowie said:
Considering how much Colton ranted and admitted "Taco Bell isn't real wetback food" I wonder if Colton is a secretly mexican food addict?
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Actually yes. Also he and his folks dine out frequently (but he's poor).

Speaking of whom. Both mother and father live together, but it's a strained marriage. The father's a dick who might have schizophrenia. The mother's sweet but a bit dim. Colton hates his father (surprise), and he's verbally abusive to his mother (calling her a cunt once).
 
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