Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

[Accostus]

I just found this. I can't be 100% certain that it's our Dan, but that site would hold obvious appeal for some of Dan's interests (ie attractive women from around the world staying at his apartment):

https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/dpcilley

I've attached an image of the 'My Home' contents tab, which otherwise requires registration to access.

EDIT-

And as long as I'm here, has anyone linked to Dan's Fiverr.com page?

https://www.fiverr.com/dancilley

He mentioned something in one of his videos about getting a gig on Fiverr.com, but being unable to complete the task in the 2 hours of time he's alloted on library computers and presumably, that was the cause of the sole one-star review.

 

[dancilleyfan]

Dan presumably spent the money from Kim on a trip to Vegas.
https://www.facebook.com/dan.cilley.5/videos/10154452526260339/
https://www.facebook.com/jeremy.tucker.5621/videos/10205860344747124/
In the first video Dan doesn't appear to talk at all and is being dragged around by Jeremy Tucker, while in the second video I believe Dan mumbles something to what I believe to be Jeremy Tucker's mother. Wearing the same outfit as when he was accosting, the long time unwashed Dan appears to be somewhat happy.
Edit:
-11.10 in the first video Dan says "I want to do that to make money" with his characteristic voice. He is clearly unphased by the music and does not feel at ease.
-https://www.facebook.com/jeremy.tucker.5621/videos/10205860792638321/
Dan and Jeremy are talking to the camera for almost 2 hours. Dan is clearly back to his normal behaviour, he even does push-ups. He admits that if a girl was to grab his dick, he wouldn't do anything apart from record it.
-https://www.facebook.com/jeremy.tucker.5621/videos/10205860792638321/
Jeremy and Dan in the club again, Dan doesn't appear very happy. I believe at 0.30 he says that he needs a drink.
-https://www.facebook.com/jeremy.tucker.5621/videos/10205860646474667/
6:00-Dan starts dancing. Right before that, Jeremy was coaching Dan telling him not to talk about diet to the girls in the club.
-https://www.facebook.com/jeremy.tucker.5621/videos/10205860356667422/

 

[WEEDle]

I just found this. I can't be 100% certain that it's our Dan, but that site would hold obvious appeal for some of Dan's interests (ie attractive women from around the world staying at his apartment):

https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/dpcilley

I've attached an image of the 'My Home' contents tab, which otherwise requires registration to access.View attachment 149783

EDIT-

And as long as I'm here, has anyone linked to Dan's Fiverr.com page?

https://www.fiverr.com/dancilley

He mentioned something in one of his videos about getting a gig on Fiverr.com, but being unable to complete the task in the 2 hours of time he's alloted on library computers and presumably, that was the cause of the sole one-star review.

Dan's associate degree was in PSYCHOLOGY!? God damn, I've been wondering that for a while, and that is pretty ironic I guess.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Dan presumably spent the money from Kim on a trip to Vegas.

6:00-Dan starts dancing. Right before that, Jeremy was coaching Dan telling him not to talk about diet to the girls in the club.

Hilarious how on Facebook Jeremy's all "yo bitches and cunts" and then on camera he's this serious guy explaining to Dan how he needs to get a job and that Dan's healthy diet is bullshit. Take note of that because when Dan eventually ditches Jeremy, that's going to be the reason why---not supporting him on eating healthy. Yeah, I know he's "playing a character" but at least he had the vision to hitch his wagon to Dan Cilley's star. lol

It is interesting to see Dan interact with a human other than Kim for more than five minutes at a time though. Very revealing.

I've watched far too many of Dan Cilley's videos and from what I remember he was always wearing regular Dickies trousers, the "diaper pants" as he took to calling them, because he wanted tighter clothing to show off his body or something like that.

He would wear the checkered shirt and a white t-shirt, a hoodie, recently the baseball cap. He often passes mirrors or reflective windows so you can sometimes see what he's wearing, and he will point the camera to check out his reflection.

I just want to see him in the baseball shorts with the half-tucked in shirt, it sounds funny.

I think they're referring to the video where some guy films Cilley while confronting him on what he's doing. I've seen it, but I can't recall where. Most of Cilley's videos only feature him from the neck up, so while you can see how dirty he is, you can't always see what he's wearing.

Yeah, probably right. I guess that one got taken down?

"Jeremy Tucker :

I seem to recall reading a few pages back that this guy is a bisexual prostitute? Seems goofy to be calling out the Kardashians when he'd literally fuck anyone for money.

Based on their new videos, they went to high school together.

 

[Xxxacc]

Based on their new videos, they went to high school together.

I've spoken with Dan and they did indeed go to high school together. I thought that would've been in some special ed classes together, but they were on the baseball team together.
That video of them at the bar is straight up cringe. Jeremy needs a fucking muzzle.

 

[WEEDle]

Yeah, both Dan and Jeremy said they went to high school and were on the baseball team together. Reunited at last! It sucks having to log onto facebook to watch those new videos, it's a shame you can't just post them here. Good content though, Dan's as crazy and Cilley as ever. Also, a lot of the videos are on Jeremy's page, not Dan's.

 

[Accostus]

Yeah, both Dan and Jeremy said they went to high school and were on the baseball team together. Reunited at last! It sucks having to log onto facebook to watch those new videos, it's a shame you can't just post them here. Good content though, Dan's as crazy and Cilley as ever. Also, a lot of the videos are on Jeremy's page, not Dan's.

Try copying and pasting the links that dancilleyfan provided into this site:

http://www.clipconverter.cc

You should be able to download the videos to your computer without having to log onto Facebook.

 

[dancilleyfan]

According to Jeremy Tucker, Dan is lost somewhere in Vegas.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Yeah, both Dan and Jeremy said they went to high school and were on the baseball team together. Reunited at last! It sucks having to log onto facebook to watch those new videos, it's a shame you can't just post them here. Good content though, Dan's as crazy and Cilley as ever. Also, a lot of the videos are on Jeremy's page, not Dan's.

The funniest parts of the new videos were:
1) Jeremy's neighbor yelling at him for the noise while Dan's in the corner simulating fucking someone. "Badass" Jeremy has to calm Dan down.
2) Jeremy's fixation on Dan's dick, yet Jeremy is supposedly straight and just LOVES the ladies (uh huh).
3) Jeremy constantly saying Dan "likes that puss puss" and other douchebag shit and that they're "fucking two bitches" tonight, only to have Dan say he won't touch a woman for 30 days or until she proves herself. "We're going out to get some pussy tonight" "Not me, that's for you, not me"
4) Two guys who post online constantly spending an hour trying to figure out how to tag someone in a Facebook video.

But now Dan's lost and presumed dead in Vegas, so I guess that's in the past <sniff, sniff>

 

[dancilleyfan]

I wonder if Kim knows anything of dan's adventure in Vegas. I also wonder if it was Kim's money that paid for his trip.
Edit - If Jeremy Tucker is to be believed, Dan became a sex slave. It would appear so, given Jeremy's fixation on Dan's dick like strandedcastaway mentioned.

 

[MrLooks]

I wonder if Kim knows anything of dan's adventure in Vegas. I also wonder if it was Kim's money that paid for his trip.
Edit - If Jeremy Tucker is to be believed, Dan became a sex slave. It would appear so, given Jeremy's fixation on Dan's dick like strandedcastaway mentioned.

Is there any way we can have sex with Jeremy and Dan Cilley? How can we contact them to arrange a playdate?

 

[WEEDle]

The funniest parts of the new videos were:
1) Jeremy's neighbor yelling at him for the noise while Dan's in the corner simulating fucking someone. "Badass" Jeremy has to calm Dan down.
2) Jeremy's fixation on Dan's dick, yet Jeremy is supposedly straight and just LOVES the ladies (uh huh).
3) Jeremy constantly saying Dan "likes that puss puss" and other douchebag shit and that they're "fucking two bitches" tonight, only to have Dan say he won't touch a woman for 30 days or until she proves herself. "We're going out to get some pussy tonight" "Not me, that's for you, not me"
4) Two guys who post online constantly spending an hour trying to figure out how to tag someone in a Facebook video.

But now Dan's lost and presumed dead in Vegas, so I guess that's in the past <sniff, sniff>

Just when I thought we were in for another long Dan drought, and now he's escaped and is loose in Vegas! Can't wait to hear what crazy shenanigans Dan gets himself into. It will be like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, except Dan doesn't need drugs to act that crazy.

 

[Xxxacc]

I wonder if Kim knows anything of dan's adventure in Vegas. I also wonder if it was Kim's money that paid for his trip.
Edit - If Jeremy Tucker is to be believed, Dan became a sex slave. It would appear so, given Jeremy's fixation on Dan's dick like strandedcastaway mentioned.

Kim definitely sponsored that trip, although idk if she knew what she was funding. He told he she gave him rent money, which he paid despite saying he was leaving LA for good, and extra change.

 

[WEEDle]

I watched both of the hours long videos of Jeremy and Dan today and damn, they're awkward as hell. Jeremy is trying to engage Dan, but Dan is just in his own world and making his cilley noises and doing his cilley voices. Jeremy is trying to get Dan to stop with his diet and other bullshit but I think it's offending Dan?

You can tell Jeremy is getting annoyed by this but is trying not to show it. I would've guessed that the two had a falling out but it seems like either Jeremy ditched Dan for some girl and Dan had nowhere to go, or Dan just wandered off on his own to "to whatever he wants". Either way I'm genuinely curious.

 

[rankmelon]

Yeah, so no updates from Jeremy regarding Dan's whereabouts - only these 3 messages in which he tagged him and he's still nowhere to be found. SMDH

Update from Jeremy - Still Dan-less. Jesus. What a fucking mess. Hopefully it's not the end of Dan. Although he's a nightmare to deal with, I hope he's okay.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Update from Jeremy - Still Dan-less. Jesus. What a fucking mess. Hopefully it's not the end of Dan. Although he's a nightmare to deal with, I hope he's okay.

The most likely thing is that Dan got back on the bus and went back to Skid Row. Actually, since Dan didn't want to get laid and hates alcohol (total opposite of Jeremy), and Jeremy was openly disagreeing with him (Dan wants only positivity towards him, as he says in EVERY video), he and Jeremy were hopeless as a duo. For Dan to disappear, I guess there's a shot some security guard kicked his ass or he got arrested, but it's more likely he told Jeremy he was leaving and Jeremy was too drunk to remember.

Edited: Dan just appeared on Facebook again, so like I'd predicted yesterday, he just took off and left. Even if Jeremy's a dick, he did host Dan, so just ditching him like that was pretty autistic of Silly Cilley.

 

[WEEDle]

The most likely thing is that Dan got back on the bus and went back to Skid Row. Actually, since Dan didn't want to get laid and hates alcohol (total opposite of Jeremy), and Jeremy was openly disagreeing with him (Dan wants only positivity towards him, as he says in EVERY video), he and Jeremy were hopeless as a duo. For Dan to disappear, I guess there's a shot some security guard kicked his ass or he got arrested, but it's more likely he told Jeremy he was leaving and Jeremy was too drunk to remember.

Edited: Dan just appeared on Facebook again, so like I'd predicted yesterday, he just took off and left. Even if Jeremy's a dick, he did host Dan, so just ditching him like that was pretty autistic of Silly Cilley.

He ran away and wrote another crazy ass essay? Classic Dan Cilley!

Screenshot only captures the last paragraph, as you can imagine there is a hell of a lot more.

 

[FuckYou]

 

[C3PBRO]

Reminds me of another cackling wierdo I know.

 

[ahyes]

Dan says that he is back in LA. I'm curious how he made it back, as I wouldn't expect him to plan well enough to buy round-trip tickets. I also asked him what Jeremy was like, but he didn't answer that question.

[edit]
Also, he said to another person "Camera is down". I've always been wondering when some angry person would take his camera and destroy it, could it be?

Also, Jeremy reports that Dan went back to LA on a greyhound bus Friday morning. Apparently he only stayed there for like 1 day?