2016 US Presidential Election Thread 2 - Always Darkest before Don

first thread devolved into shitposting, here's a new one

 

[ICametoLurk]

You need to take the red pill.

Good news is that it's a suppository.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Whoever wins I just want you all to know it was a pleasure shitposting with all of you

 

[Huitzilopochtli]

I don't really get why people are enamoured with Bill and Hill so much.

Bill is a serial womanizer/harasser, who was disbarred, for commiting perjury and obstruction of justice.

He got lucky to be in office during a good economy. He had a scandal every year before Lewinsky.

Because our generation doesn't have a Kennedy

 

[TiredConlanger]

Whoever wins I just want you all to know it was a pleasure shitposting with all of you

Agreed. And, no matter who wins, we're fucked. Might as well enjoy the salt that pours forth.

 

[Lorento]

Whatever the result, America, the rest of the world is watching with baited breath. We've had one massive upset this year, why not see if we can close it out with another?

And of course, obligatory picture as D-Day approaches.

 

[Null]

Not voting for Hillary? You’re dead to me
https://archive.is/r2OEA

 

[Jan_Hus]

Not voting for Hillary? You’re dead to me
https://archive.is/r2OEA

I don't know who this person is and I don't think I want to.

I hope trump wins. I want to see her chimp out.

 

[TiredConlanger]

Not voting for Hillary? You’re dead to me
https://archive.is/r2OEA

Even by Salon's standards, this is fucking autistic. "Traumatized and exhausted"?

And the whole "new era of a beautiful nation" bit makes me think of totalitarian propaganda.

 

[Bulk Bogan]

What a flattering picture of the first non-human president.

 

[JU 199]

Triggered by orange hitler

 

[Null]

We
Did not come
This far
To die

 

[KatsuKitty]

I don't think Trump is going to lose New Hampshire.

 

[Lorento]

Wait, so you're telling me that the entirety of this election hinges on the whims of NEW FUCKING HAMPSHIRE?!

God help us all.

 

[Quijibo69]

I'm not going to the polls tomorrow because I don't want to vote for a pieces of shit.

We
Did not come
This far
To die

Like I didn't see this coming from a year ago.

 

[Null]

I don't think Trump is going to lose New Hampshire.

Yuge outliers on NH. That state could flip the whole fucking election right now and it's not even worth shit.

 

[Zenyatta]

Not voting for Hillary? You’re dead to me
https://archive.is/r2OEA

If Hillary wins Edward Snowden will probably soon be dead, full stop.

 

[Lorento]

Yuge outliers on NH. That state could flip the whole fucking election right now and it's not even worth shit.

Literal dead heat in what could be the deciding state.

I bet both campaigns are sweating buckets at the moment.

 

[Huitzilopochtli]

Yuge outliers on NH. That state could flip the whole fucking election right now and it's not even worth shit.

It's all those independents.

 

[Null]

MICHIGAN THUNDER STORM I GIVE YOU MY HIGH ENERGY

 

[RP 520]

Theme for the election. (for me anyways )