Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[This Machine Milks Cows]

After the last MATI stream I've been thinking too much about Pat's nipples. They're prominent, on display in every single picture he takes, and seem to be constantly erect. But they don't look particularly big.

Yes, that is one of the funny things about Pat. He is always, in every single photo, seen to be wearing clothes that are too tight and small for him which then leads to the exposure of his famous bitch tits. This leads one to think that he must be continuously gaining weight and thus getting ever and ever fatter, and that he must have been continuously getting fatter and fatter at a fairly rapid pace such that all of his clothes, for the last 15 or so years that he has been publishing pictures of himself on the Internet, look too small for him.

Here we reach the paradox. How can Pat continue to be constantly gaining weight at a fairly rapid pace, yet still appear to be smaller than someone like Boogie or Foodie Beauty? I think that Pat has somehow entered the Fat Universe Paradox. He appears to be smaller than Boogie, but his fatness is of a more dense, reciprocal and circular nature. Consider an Ouroboros. Pat's old fatness is constantly being consumed by a new level and layer of fatness. His body has become the fatness version of the musical increasing Shepard Tone.

Either that or he washes his clothes at a setting that is far too hot.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Yes, that is one of the funny things about Pat. He is always, in every single photo, seen to be wearing clothes that are too tight and small for him which then leads to the exposure of his famous bitch tits. This leads one to think that he must be continuously gaining weight and thus getting ever and ever fatter, and that he must have been continuously getting fatter and fatter at a fairly rapid pace such that all of his clothes, for the last 15 or so years that he has been publishing pictures of himself on the Internet, look too small for him.

Here we reach the paradox. How can Pat continue to be constantly gaining weight at a fairly rapid pace, yet still appear to be smaller than someone like Boogie or Foodie Beauty? I think that Pat has somehow entered the Fat Universe Paradox. He appears to be smaller than Boogie, but his fatness is of a more dense, reciprocal and circular nature. Consider an Ouroboros. Pat's old fatness is constantly being consumed by a new level and layer of fatness. His body has become the fatness version of the musical increasing Shepard Tone.

Either that or he washes his clothes at a setting that is far too hot.

Real life inflation. arms and legs for the post part remain the same size for an average human for his size, but his head and chest continue to expand.
I also think he buys clothes a size smaller than he should because he still thinks he's that size. He still sees the body he had when he was in his early 20's

 

[Immortal Technique Vol.2]

Pat's old fatness is constantly being consumed by a new level and layer of fatness. His body has become the fatness version of the musical increasing Shepard Tone.

It's due to the 10 year winter that Milwaukee has endured. Terribly unfortunate.

 

[deadtofaunus]

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The fact that Fatboy Fat here thinks it's believable for him to claim to run what amounts to a 5k three times a week in addition to lifting is laughable. If he did he wouldn't be obese, yet we have ample evidence to the contrary.

 

[The Feline Solution]

none, those CHUDS aren't welcome in our kiwi sparkle spaces

Didn't Dan get banned like on his third post?

I am pretty new to Fatrick, but what is the deal with pepperoni?
When did that joke started and why? It is funny as shit, but why.
Also, Fatrick is stupid and should get a new number.

Wait, the pepperoni thing isn't in the OP? Porsalin really needs to drop that fawking documentary so we can link new Pat enjoyers to a detailed account of Fat lore.

Ymunkoke William Ekpeki is Oooga Booga's (Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki) younger brother. His parents refer to him, as Pigster's parents refer to Pigster, as their second, better son. Like Kyle, Ymunkoke is more successful, better educated, and overall a superior human being to his older brother. He stays off twitter and threads and all that other scabrous social media.

That bit of Ooga lore passed me by. Much like the "Jennifer" thing a while back. Ooga really is just african Patrick.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

It's due to the 10 year winter that Milwaukee has endured. Terribly unfortunate.

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So being generous to Pat winter is December to February, so that means Pat is running once a week for 9 months out if the year. So to run 400 miles a year only running once a week he'd have to average just a little over 11 miles a run, and that's without ever missing a run.

 

[NaggotFigger]

So being generous to Pat winter is December to February, so that means Pat is running once a week for 9 months out if the year. So to run 400 miles a year only running once a week he'd have to average just a little over 11 miles a run, and that's without ever missing a run.

When Pat stops running or jogging after all of that winter in Milwaukee, it was where he becomes absolutely lazy and starts to eat up more goyslops and create a new layer of pig fat over the older ones. He does not care about anybody but himself, and see himself as the Messiah of stalker children; and would consume more booze and squeal on Xitter more than just being a selfless and responsible father. No point for him to go back and fix his relationships and being humble. Humbling Piggy is already too difficult to do, even with a long and rock solid argument hit back to him.

 

[FinnSven]

Ooga really is just african Patrick.

Does he grind up Boer children to make Boerewors?

 

[JustStopDude]

I am so confused.

 

[An automatic clown]

Didn't Dan get banned like on his third post?

He also got banned on the second better forum after he invited torswats to make an account there. If memory serves he did a live stream with the Piss Minge (Elaine Miller)
Now he just cries about Josh on twitter:

 

[SnufflePuff]

So being generous to Pat winter is December to February, so that means Pat is running once a week for 9 months out if the year. So to run 400 miles a year only running once a week he'd have to average just a little over 11 miles a run, and that's without ever missing a run.

cold weather/snow can start in Wisconsin as early as September and last until march. Plenty of time for him to set up his home gym but we all know how that went

 

[Associate Rick]

Didn't Dan get banned like on his third post?

Famous last words

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-14765093

 

[The Feline Solution]

Famous last words

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-14765093

Pretty funny post, not gonna lie.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

To be fair, food here is expensive as fuck thanks to Trudeau tax, but food in America has always been cheap to me.

Policy decision back during Nixon by Earl Butz. Many such readers here would agree with Earl's comment about shoes and joy.

Even more shocking to the senses is Patrick applying some facts to come to a conclusion VS his normal statement making. Along with not calling someone who doesn't agree with his thinking child.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Epstein didn’t kill himself being so obvious that even fats figures it out says something.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Huh, I suppose I hadn't realized that Pat has cats

Patrick has two cats, unless the geriatric cat has died recently. The senior cat is gray and white and the “Robert Mewler” one is mostly white with heterochromatic eyes. He hasn’t posted pictures of them in a long time and I don’t remember the last time he’s referenced them. He has posted more about their cats on his Instagram. I remember Patrick claiming the old one was 18 years old at some point. There's also a picture of Mewler as a kitten. Mewler has presumably lived his or her entire life with Fatrick and Thicki.

Speaking of, Pat maintains a fairly active Instagram account (@pstomlinson) but no stalker childing occurs there as far as I can see. If it weren’t for Fats posting screenshots of his own tweets, Trump derangement syndrome posting, Elon whining, and screenshots of memes, pictures, texts, etc. he didn’t make like boomers do, his Instagram would be pretty standard and unassuming. Notably, he doesn't use the iconic finger headshot as his PFP for Instagram.

He also posted a screenshot of that sussy baka horse porn Elon meme Xeet there...

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Epstein didn’t kill himself being so obvious that even fats figures it out says something.

Sadly Epstein didn't burn his marks and instead the material fell into the hands of the FBI so a bigger far more dangerous group has that blackmail material.

Patrick not only burns Jackie but himself. archive of self burn It is a good thing that Patrick is out there making sure the kind of people who suggest making a threaded twitter post can go to prison! Praise law and order Patrick keeping us all safe.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Now that you mention it, yeah, he is going prematurely gray. A lifetime of anger, niggeroni, and childing people will do that to a fellow, I suppose.

I skimmed the page and read that as: "he is going prematurely GAY"...
I was like - "well, he already is, but ok".

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick hungers.

 

[FinnSven]

Patrick hungers.
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Is it getting harder for him to find free range black children?

Is he having to resort to dog?