Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[AngryAboutInternets]

I wish everyone involved a very lengthy legal bill. Fuck 'em. Golem turns on master, 2024 edition.

 

[Geraldine]

I also sense their popular fetishization of women as dumb sluts ...

The entire troon sensibility about women is the crudest of stereotypes all the way.
If they somehow miraculously really became women they'd hate it.

 

[Endangered Species List]

I need eyes on this. I can't do this alone, but we SUPER have this together. Come on, let's combine our autism and fire the transgender laser directly at tumblr headquarters.

“I wanted attention… but not like this!!!”
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[Chandelier]

Pooner artist gets upset someone called her a fetishist over her shitty art. Another pooner rushes in to tell her everything is OK and it's all natural. Archive.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

No, not all women have experienced this. I know it can happen even if you try your hardest to be responsible with birth control, but it’s a lot more likely to happen to someone who isn’t careful.

I also sense their popular fetishization of women as dumb sluts: “tee hee, I don’t know how many guys I fucked or when or whether I used protection. Better get a pregnancy test!”

It's fetishization, and it's also projecting male carelessness about sex on to women. AGPs think "If I were a woman [because they know they aren't, no matter what they say], I'd be a total cum dumpster tee hee! Women must go through life constantly wondering if they're pregnant and who among the dozens of men they're fucking is the father! Because if men were women that's what we'd be doing!"

They have no idea how meticulous most women are about contraception because they've never had to spend a single nanosecond of their lives thinking about contraception. And they assume the reason women aren't having sex with them specifically is because women are as irrational as they are slutty (why else would we fuck Chad instead of a fat greasy-haired pedophile in a dress?), not because our vulnerability to pregnancy makes us more discerning about who we fuck than men are ("Chad" has a job and does the dishes sometimes, you on the other hand are a fat greasy-haired pedophile in a dress).

It's not just male-brained, it's incel-brained. I'd wager that any normie man who's been through an unwanted pregnancy scare with his wife or girlfriend is much less likely to get a boner imagining pregnancy scares.

 

[Poonocchio]

“I wanted attention… but not like this!!!”
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This is hilarious. They are so fucking pathetic and full of lip service and slacktivism it's untrue. GGs.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

“I wanted attention… but not like this!!!”
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Dude isn’t even in the hot seat, let alone done any actual work to get there, and he’s already shitting himself and trying to back out



David and Goliath, this is not

 

[Candidate No 7]

I saw this recently and it really shocked me how old it is, like damn this is the the 1980s, I always thought trannys were a more new found early 2000s maybe late 90s thing

There have always been transvestites (troons are not lying about that) and cross-dressing for camp fun is a tradition.

Transexuals have existed since the 1950s I think. Earlier attempts killed the patients, e.g. Lili Elbe.

Lumping them together as "transgender" and pretending they have a specific "identity" is an early-21st century thing.

 

[FinnSven]

There have always been transvestites (troons are not lying about that) and cross-dressing for camp fun is a tradition.

Transexuals have existed since the 1950s I think. Earlier attempts killed the patients, e.g. Lili Elbe.

Lumping them together as "transgender" and pretending they have a specific "identity" is an early-21st century thing.

There are tales of gender bending and transvestism as far back as Ancient Greece.
The Bible also makes reference to men dressing in women’s clothing being a sin or morally wrong or something.

Troons often go on about a sect of Transgender women priestesses in Ancient Greece and conflate it with the statue of Hermaphroditus that was discovered and overblown by trans specials.

The “transgender” sect were certainly just run of the mill transvestites, and as was a thing with religious orders through history, was probably just a place for wealthy and martial families to ditch off a son who was an utterly embarrassing effeminate fop.

There is no evidence that Ancient Greeks saw transsexuals as superior beings.
These fuckers were not above leaving babies in the woods to see if they were strong enough to live. They wouldn’t give a fuck about some whiney youth threatening to kill himself if he doesn’t get to do his hair like a girl.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

The real issue is that there are only like 10,000 legit trannies and 847,972 serial masturbators calling themselves a troon.

When you hear "gender euphoria" you got a troon with a femfetish. Aka a crossy.

 

[Candidate No 7]

This is one of the most gruesomely spectacular you-on-social-media vs you-in-real-life examples I have ever come across.

Meet "Pandora Holmes" aka The Scout Panda, a British gay man who had the shit beaten out of him by family, cracked and reacted by transing up - a familiar story.

There he is describing his transition journey three months ago:

There he is crapping on TERFs a month ago and demonstrating he has never listened to a word they say:

And erm, here he is locked up in a psychiatric institution now, Sherwood Oaks Hospital in Nottinghamshire.

Some of the comments are unintentionally amusing.

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"Please stay safe in the mental institution where you claim you are being genocided". I don't think he can expect the furry/anime army to storm the hospital soon.

I don't know why he has been locked up, but it is presumably for extreme acts against himself or others.

(Incidentally, how do they make those videos where an avatar reads their lines? I'm completely ignorant of this sort of thing.)

The whole trans Internet is rooting for unjustly imprisoned troon Pandora Holmes who is being forcefully detransitioned as a prelude to the full trans genocide.




*5 days later*
We regret to inform you the troon is voluntarily interned.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The whole trans Internet is rooting for unjustly imprisoned troon Pandora Holmes who is being forcefully detransitioned as a prelude to the full trans genocide.


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NHS mental health resources are badly overstretched, even by the standards of the already-overstretched NHS. If he’s in, it’s because he’s dangerous to himself or others. This idea that mental health services are desperate to incarcerate people is an absurd myth and if anything, they’re not keeping enough people in.

 

[Hyper Light Grifter]

Thank you for your service redditroon. He really believes all the obvious delusions that mr. Holmes broadcasts to the world, he's the same kind of lunatic trying to take over the asylum. Slowing down your precious transition by eating as little as possible? Guards knock on the door every 10 minutes all through the night, totally not a schizo hallucination? But please, send him all the long-sleeved shirts you can muster, and if you can hide a small blade in it for that precious self-harm that would be grand. We're totally helping his mental health you guys!

 

[Geraldine]

It's not just male-brained, it's incel-brained. I'd wager that any normie man who's been through an unwanted pregnancy scare with his wife or girlfriend is much less likely to get a boner imagining pregnancy scares.

This above all.

There is also always the assumption that extreme promiscuity is the default normal sexual behavior.

 

[monstrous bubo]

„Adult” doesn’t seem the right word here.


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Hi guys & girls, I hope yr doing ok. a little heads up here, i mention unacceptance, though mostly indirect unacceptance for now, as i dare try to touch upon the subject of being trans with anyone in person, and my mental health just plumpets, so any self searching, learning , questioning must be online, and must be done in private.

For context i am practically 30, have been questioning for yearsss, been in denial, kinda still am, scared as hell, dont want to face stuff publicly, or even medical stuff, my age is, though still youngish, slipping, i even have male bald patterness now showing at the back and middle front , which doesnt help as its like a frickin timer rushing me to make choices i need to verrry much at my own pace and SAFETY, decide whether to make. It's all, so-fkin-hard, and i have felt disconnected from society as my male self, as if i am to play a role thst i cant, so i became a loner, developing all sorts of social anxiety, bullied LOADS even after 18, and though i have enjoyed, and do enjoy things about my male self, or should i say biolpgical self even as i physically am, ive always wondered ...and when i look back at many things, if not for the difficulty with society and medical fears and honestly me just not wanting to deal with either, i just continued life without living...

Ok not to make this too long (always a struggle with me ahah i can write for all of reddit)..Well today i'm venting and sharing a part of something that has greatly held me back, made me come up with excuses to doubt myself, pushed me into the closet even more, which as a parent and supposedly the "good" parent , is fked up to me, my mother..there is a lot to say, short version: i am unemployed , she works and is constantly throwing that in my face etc , how i have social and mental issues thst need to be sorted, need f Therapy etc, ughh i dont wanna make this longh so.. the very few times (as i learnt from a super young age, through her facial expressions of horror, shock and her "cut your nails, they are too long for a boy, your not a girl, dont do gestures like that, you look weird, oh god, you moan so much, you sound like a bloody woman, the doll collecting affects me, its not right, you need to see a therapist, its not normal, you need to have a shirt your a man now" ... no no and leave me the hell alone..i have begun resenting her and other family members like my sister who though more open minded sermingly, has so many bloody opinions on trans people, hormones, this and that, these peoples opinions arw toxic to me ...i wont mention my father , who lives away, but he us a violent psycho who, and i quote says "gays should be locked in a gas chamber" ...btw my mum and sister know me to be a gay male, which they are fine with, my mother seemingly, but when i mentioned "i dont know, if i could ever be a woman' she started getting stressed and said "you've given me enough problems as it is, dont do this to me"

But i believe now, most of them steamed from being born in a way i had to learn to live vs, could have lived my best life, and yet i am ok being me as i am physically, heck , i have taken photos of myself for years, like my birth name and my character, sometimes i sorta go into "right go talk to therapist u in yr mind" that is me as i am, ans i calm myself down and try to use that part of me to see things inpartially to move on

Impartially i believe, one way or another , even if in part and not fully, but very maybe fully too...i am possibly somesort of transgender person. My question now, my deep one is, knowing i live with someone manioulative, who even calls me selfish, yet i have put my potential life on the line, and trief sooo much and still do, to be me without the gender thoughts, all to not hurt HER ferlings, or my sisters, she lives abroad but visits, of course, i can already imagine "hpw am i going to explain this to my kids" ..

If i should choose to ever try hormones and transition...oh that is anothet ballgame, then how do i change documents? My degree would be in male mes name, what if i dont pass, but i am ok in my body, i wasnt born in the wrong one pee say, my mind just...but i need to explore and even as a gay man, i just havent had possibility, so other than moving out if i ever can and getting a job, any advice?

Men, this is what happens when you don’t stick around to raise your kids right. As for the mother, I want to take her out for a spa day and convince her over some mimosas to turf his worthless ass out of her house.

 

[Candidate No 7]

NHS mental health resources are badly overstretched, even by the standards of the already-overstretched NHS. If he’s in, it’s because he’s dangerous to himself or others. This idea that mental health services are desperate to incarcerate people is an absurd myth and if anything, they’re not keeping enough people in.

From what someone posted in another thread he was locked up in the first place because a trans support helpline flagged him up as threatening suicide. #Transgenocide

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Example number fifty bajillion of troons being assholes to people just wanting to help. (archive)

Troon: *typical troon rant babble about the language used to describe trannies, particularly tme/tma*

Person: hey, I do not understand tme/tma, can you explain?

Troon: What, you don't know these very specific acronyms in my rant? Google it, asshole! What a shit reply to my rant about how *oppressed* I am as a chick with a dick! Reeeeeeeee






I will say that I once tried to google those exact acronyms myself and didn't come up with "transmisogny affected and exempt." Weird, you'd think that a company as full of them like Google would want people to know... *thunk*

Google is often great at finding info, but you also get taught in social justice circles that it's okay to ask x group about x term that applies to them. So I can see why shitsncraps asked directly (besides what I just mentioned re: personal experience). Txttletale is a typical asshole troon that whines about oppression, however, and shits on people when they ask innocent questions. In other words: same shit different day. Trannies proving yet again that they themselves are the biggest cause of peaking when this is their reaction.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Transexuals have existed since the 1950s I think. Earlier attempts killed the patients, e.g. Lili Elbe.

I'm pretty sure there were crossdresser maybe trans in early nazi germany so at least the 30s but I didn't realize it was so widespread and known

 

[Poonocchio]

From what someone posted in another thread he was locked up in the first place because a trans support helpline flagged him up as threatening suicide. #Transgenocide

There's no way he's being held on long sections for just threatening suicide by the NHS. The original referral may have started there but yeah. It's probably also why they aren't giving him HRT, if he is acutely psychotic and combative I don't think they would continue something like that until they've stabilised him on psych meds and he's not in/an immediate danger. It's not like they're refusing him seizure medication or something, no matter how much they scream HRT is life saving treatment.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Researching this a little bit I just found out that the Blake Edwards film starring Julie Andrews Victor/Victoria is a remake of a German film called Viktor und Viktoria (Wikipedia) from 1933, so yeah, cross-dressing was a pretty mainstream form of entertainment. It was associated with homosexuality rather than seen as a specific identity though.