Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[AltisticRight]

That was xander/dispatch (the bitwave guy), here's the video if you want it https://www.bitchute.com/video/LNNtGzXLu6qa/

The same guy that made Ethan Ralph go nuclear. What a guy.

Ummm, disavow. Don't show up at the residencies of e-celebrities.

Anyway, some gaps and editing text was left, I'll patch it all up later. Gotta do something now.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Why would you WANT to go to Chez JuJu?

Nothing good comes from that den of iniquity.

 

[Musashi's Son]

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Old but gold

 

[Balldo]

lol, dude they literally start talking about mint salad on page 4 of this thread. in general pages 4-40 are hilarious for how wrong everyone is, those are the prime dickguarding pages and you'll see everyone going full defense force on stuff everyone now knows is true.

Thanks for the tip, I'll check it out! Glad it is that early on, I was assuming it would be hard to find as searches like "exploiting Mint Salad" would probably turn up a thousand hits.

ETA: Good job on the OP rewrite, Altistic_Right!

One thing though is that while you did a good job debunking some of PPP and Godwinson's claims, it didn't really explain why NP2 failed and why they were shut off by the bank. I recall Null explaining it years ago on MATI, but forget the details. Seems like it would be a useful section to have. But you're probably still working on that part, so apologies if that is the case.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Lmao this isn’t even funny. You can’t say you were just joking in the court of law with this. Riley fucked his own life on behalf of a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow because of a comic book.

Dax a/k/a/ Juju the Cow: "What? Does a strung out looking guy who abuses and pisses on an autistic woman in exchange for pennies on the Internet scare you when he makes veiled threats about harassing you and your employees, proclaims his willingness to flout the law, shows off his firearms, describes himself as a sociopath who will engage in violence, claims to have vandalized your ancestor's grave, and then shows up at your premises multiple times acting like he's mentally unhinged? It's just FUNNY. Why do you EVEN CARE????"

Every day I pray the San Andreas fault sucks down all of LA into the depths.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Riley screen caps

Hope we can get the footage in 4k when this fat little faggot ends up putting someone in a genuine self defense situation.

 

[Had]

View attachment 6093587

Unlike Rittenhouse, crossing over state lines for harassment and stalking is considered a felony on a federal level

INTERSTATE STALKING PUNISHMENT AND PREVENTION ACT OF 1996

``Whoever travels across a State line or within the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States with the intent to injure or harass another person, and in the course of, or as a result of, such travel places that person in reasonable fear of the death of, or serious bodily injury (as defined in section 1365(g)(3) of this title) to, that person or a member of that person's immediate family (as defined in section 115 of this title) shall be punished as provided in section 2261 of this title.''.

Section 2261(b) Penalties: A person who violates this section or section 2261A shall be fined under this title, imprisoned—

1. as provided for the applicable conduct under chapter 109A if the offense would constitute an offense under chapter 109A (without regard to whether the offense was committed in the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States or in a Federal prison); and
2. for not more than 5 years, in any other case, or both fined and imprisoned.

For a non-violent crime under Section 2261A, which involves crossing state lines or entering federal jurisdiction with the intent to harass, the penalty would be imprisonment for apx 5 years, or both fined and imprisoned. It's worth noting that this does not take into account that Riley already had a warrant out for his arrest in the state before the events that led to his charges occurred.

 

[Heckler1]

I find it funny Eric July just stays in his own lane making money from his comics while a gaggle of faggles scream at him for being better than them. Now that Riley is enjoying prison as a stalker child, I can only hope that Vito is the next to have his life already be over.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

A thing I learned from Nick in the very early days when he was still trying to be "edutainment" instead of a blubbering substance abuse statistic--

When you threaten someone with something, you don't have to *actually* do it or even be able to do it for it to be a crime. If I hold a passable replica Luger to your toddler's head and say "I'm gonna make it six million and ONE," it's still a crime because you think I have the means and opportunity to do what I say I will do.

Graves get pissed on by coyotes all the time, I ga-ron-tee. Nobody cares, because a little uric acid and salt on marble is neither here nor there. A human pissing on a grave is a problem because it is grossly disrespectful and antisocial behavior.

Young Cripple seems to think he's in the clear as long as no one can prove he *actually* pissed on that grave. He doesn't understand that all of the elements which make him a criminal harasser are contained within claiming plausibly to have done so.


TLDR in his language: da peepee don' make no diffins. Is da disruspack an da intent tah make dat Eric dude cri dat makes it da no no.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Great OP but

Juju the Chaser​

Dax simping for Digipedo.

This was actually Dax simping for May Ralph (nee Morris) not Digitroon. As briefly after Digi trooned out Meigh took up the mantle of Digibro during the short time post-troonout but pre-breakup

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Dax "I'm a high roller!" Can't even afford to get his food cooked. Fucking cave men could do that.
At least go to a place like Black + Blue and get a proper steak. You seem to have the money to sue people voicing opinions about you so I'm sure you can afford $180 for a cowboy ribeye with a truffle jus.

I'm pretty sure that with the decline of The Dick Show and Dax's poor money management (also a drug addiction) his finances are underwater at this point.

 

[Null]

I'm pretty sure that with the decline of The Dick Show and Dax's poor money management (also a drug addiction) his finances are underwater at this point.

His patreons are still high. If he's not financially well off, he's spending money like BossmanJack.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

His patreons are still high. If he's not financially well off, he's spending money like BossmanJack.

If his Patreon is really a money laundering scheme, he may only be keeping a fraction of it.

 

[Desktop User2]

If his Patreon is really a money laundering scheme, he may only be keeping a fraction of it.

LMAO if this lizard-brained theory of money laundering via Patreon was to be true, the "money laundering fee" would be discounted before entering the platform, not after. The money is legal once is on Patreon.
BTW this is a very retarded theory.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

His patreons are still high. If he's not financially well off, he's spending money like BossmanJack.

Yeah, you are not kidding me. He is making around $200k a year on Patreon alone.
Archive

 

[Heed Not]

Does settling down with a cheater EVER work out? Bob and Barb, Ethan and Amanda (and Ethan and Faith), Dax and Marie. I know the OP says it's a shame Dax is such a bum about the relationship, but it seems you just invite the spirit of ruin into your life when you cheat, especially if you try to make the affair your new forever-relationship.

 

[Heckler1]

His patreons are still high. If he's not financially well off, he's spending money like BossmanJack.

Maybe paying hookers to fuck you in the ass while you dress as JuJu the cow isn't cheap? Or maybe the cost of getting retarded women to separate from their family so you can pass them around your group of creeps is actually pretty high.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Dax "I'm a high roller!" Can't even afford to get his food cooked. Fucking cave men could do that.
At least go to a place like Black + Blue and get a proper steak. You seem to have the money to sue people voicing opinions about you so I'm sure you can afford $180 for a cowboy ribeye with a truffle jus.

If you have an oven, a stove, and a $20 cast-iron pan, you can turn even a select grade steak into something you'll think about for days.


Beef steak is one of the easiest foods to succeed at. Cake is hard, but anyone who not only makes a warcrime like JuJu's steak but BRAGS about it publically should not be allowed to drive.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Yeah, you are not kidding me. He is making around $200k a year on Patreon alone.
Archive

$200k/yr on pat-reon? I can’t imagine how much he keeps from that after income tax. Not to mention how much he’s possibly paying for property taxes on his “Barbie Dream Mansion”, even if it is in Burbank or Calabasas or whatever.

I know he has other sources of income but I’m gonna go out on a limb and assume that he’s getting bankrolled by his McDonald’s magnate father, just like another failed comedian turned podcaster who lives in the area (Brendan Schaub).

 

[SargonF00t]

Is Riley still in prison and if he is, when is he expected to be released?

Does all Riley and Mint Salad material get posted in Diddler Dax's thread?