Furry Fandom and Drama General

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I really don't get some of this fetish shit... at all! Inflation is the probably the most mystifying to me. I can't see how there is even remotely anything sexy about it. I will say, an it's only anecdotal evidence here, but it seems to me the people who are apparently into that shit all seem to be overweight themselves. Is that the connection, or is there something else I'm missing?

An ocean of mysteries stands between the inflationist and the reason their dick get hard.

Sexual fascination takes place in a different area of the brain than the part that figures out why something provokes sexual fascination. If you asked an inflation enthusiast about their fetish's origin, those brain centers would 100% for sure confuse each other and spit out some half-assed nonsense after failing to properly communicate. You'd hear about some memory that seems legitimately very important at the moment of recollection, but if you posed the same question a year later you would get a different answer.

As an aside, the centers that influence poppin boners at anything tend to prioritize sending and receiving boner signals, governing the transport of nutrients to and from said boners, determining the health and status of their current boner, etc., so once a query for information about fetishes presents itself, those centers excitedly report what kind of high-quality boner happened when, rather than why. This helps nothing, and a very flustered part of the brain has to pair notable boners with notable memories to form a cohesive story.

Unless someone keeps a detailed reference journal of their thoughts at all times, the most trustworthy answer is, "Well, I like it a lot."
 
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What is with pickup trucks and terrible bumper stickers?

FACT! There have been studies that have shown that the more bumper stickers you have on your car, the more likely you're a bad driver.

I saw these studies 15 years ago and I can't bother finding them now but I'm sure they exist.

This gives me bad flashbacks to the guy on the old BioWare forums, who was building a life-size "doll" of Tali'Zorah and posted pics of it frequently at the time in the Tali thread.

That is nothing on the guy who made a chart explaining his theory about what Tali's sweat would taste like.
 
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This gives me bad flashbacks to the guy on the old BioWare forums, who was building a life-size "doll" of Tali'Zorah and posted pics of it frequently at the time in the Tali thread.

That is nothing on the guy who made a chart explaining his theory about what Tali's sweat would taste like.

...and I thought the SJW gamers that Dragon Age apparently attracted were bad. No wonder Bioware fans seem to be jumping ship in droves.
 
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