Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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There are bad comedians who just want to use freedom of speech to be offensive even when they are not being funny. It is necessary for someone to remind society to not be as sensitive as it would like to be. What Dax is trying to do is hide behind freedom of speech. He is no comic, he does not push bountries, he is just out there for himself. Carlin was a comedian, Herrera is sleeze.

Freedom of Speech is an interesting thing, you have the right to defend pedophilia, you have the right to pretend to be a (non offending) pedophile online, you even have the right to call yourself a pedophile, you also have the right to, after the fact, insist that "It was all Jokes", but you're doing this in an environment where everyone else has the same rights as you do.

I have the right to interpret what you say (within a reasonable person's interpretation) however I wish, this means that I can ignore any latched on qualifiers and take everything you say seriously and at face value, you defend pedophiles Vito, you act like a pedophile Vito, you even call yourself a Pedophile Vito, and no, I don't believe that "It was all Jokes" and if I'm wrong, well that's just comedy isn't it?

Of Course you don't have the right to insist that someone is a Pedophile without evidence (as Nick Rekieta is learning first hand) but then I choose to take your words as being Evidence enough Vito, regardless of whether you're a Comedian or not, you're a Pedophile Vito.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

So, was the new OP written only after 5 years, or did it take 5 years to make?

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Also forgive me if the obvious question was already asked and answered, but what the fuck is "young clippa" supposed to mean in context, exactly?

AFAIK Riley hasn't made a habit of "clipping" EDJ's streams, he is not the Elb of the Rippaverse, he's just showing up IRL with a camera that may or may not be operated by a functionally retarded furry porn creator/questionably willing "toilet pig" (to borrow parlance from the Up Your Alley Community) and pretending he doesn't smell like an open grave while trying very poorly to harass EDJ for way longer than could ever be actually funny, which isn't a "clip" exactly.

Yes, it rhymes, but ideally that rhyme should be somehow relevant to his role as a troll? I understand that's entirely too clever for someone that considers hygine to be second fiddle to widdling on a retard or making bad decisions in the state of Texas, but surely some capo with a brain larger than a peanut could find a rhyming name that is catchy and means anything at all given what he's trying to be?

 

[KateHikes14]

So, was the new OP written only after 5 years, or did it take 5 years to make?

It's been due (imo) since dick blew up on @Had over mint, it's just no one bothered yet. So about 4 and a half years

 

[Incecticyder]

Also forgive me if the obvious question was already asked and answered, but what the fuck is "young clippa" supposed to mean in context, exactly?

AFAIK Riley hasn't made a habit of "clipping" EDJ's streams, he is not the Elb of the Rippaverse, he's just showing up IRL with a camera that may or may not be operated by a functionally retarded furry porn creator/questionably willing "toilet pig" (to borrow parlance from the Up Your Alley Community) and pretending he doesn't smell like an open grave while trying very poorly to harass EDJ for way longer than could ever be actually funny, which isn't a "clip" exactly.

Yes, it rhymes, but ideally that rhyme should be somehow relevant to his role as a troll? I understand that's entirely too clever for someone that considers hygine to be second fiddle to widdling on a retard or making bad decisions in the state of Texas, but surely some capo with a brain larger than a peanut could find a rhyming name that is catchy and means anything at all given what he's trying to be?

Riley "Clippa" is ripping off Eric "Rippa". Clippa because he said he wanted to shave Eric.

 

[mindlessobserver]

So, was the new OP written only after 5 years, or did it take 5 years to make?

I think most people didn't care enough about a washed up never was LA celeb wannabe. But Dax has been sticking his claws in some pretty radioactive drama lately. So he attracted the gaze of the Eye of Sauron.

 

[Fapcop]

Dax Herrera (p/k/a Dick Masterson) is an author, comedian, and pocaster who has been in LA as a "Hollywood hopeful" for most of his life. In the 2000s, he had a lucky break with his book Men are Better than Women, which earned him a spot on Dr. Phil's TV show.

Just wanted to say nice write up!

Dax has grown a bit in my esteem now, that it has been established that he has reeled in, and banged, some pretty decent babes.

What is it Kiwi’s? His money? His libertine looks? His jokes?

Clearly it’s not his cock, according to ex, so it must something else!

Dax Herrera (p/k/a Dick Masterson) is an author, comedian, and pocaster who has been in LA as a "Hollywood hopeful" for most of his life. In the 2000s, he had a lucky break with his book Men are Better than Women, which earned him a spot on Dr. Phil's TV show.

Just wanted to say nice write up!

Dax has grown a bit in my esteem, now that it has been established that he has reeled in, and banged, some pretty decent babes.

What is it Kiwi’s? His money? His libertine looks? His jokes?

Clearly it’s not his cock, according to ex, so it must something else!

 

[Desktop User2]

Just wanted to say nice write up!

Dax has grown a bit in my esteem now, that it has been established that he has reeled in, and banged, some pretty decent babes.

What is it Kiwi’s? His money? His libertine looks? His jokes?

Clearly it’s not his cock, according to ex, so it must something else!

Double posted to leave no doubt about how much of a nigger faggot you are.

 

[Devout Muslim]

I'm not an avid follower of this thread, so apologies if this clip has already been posted before, but RippaGoalposts posted this disturbing clip of Mint freaking the fuck out at Riley's treatment of her:

I did kek at that comment “she’s at the soup store”.

Never liked comedians, and never believed they have some mandate from Heaven to say offensive shit because they say it in a special way.

I agree. People also laud them as free speech advocates but it’s a losing argument from a free speech perspective because comedy is nebulous. Comedians generally don’t even care about free speech; they just know that their life is easier with the ability to insult and offend with impunity. They will accept the premise that insulting and offending people is morally wrong and should be stopped, they only want to carve out an exclusion for themselves.

Also forgive me if the obvious question was already asked and answered, but what the fuck is "young clippa" supposed to mean in context, exactly?

You wouldn’t get it, you’re not punk rock.

 

[AltisticRight]

Here's Juju stating that "we all want to fuck a 16-year-old".
No Dax, no. Not everyone wants to fuck a 16-year-old whether it's legal or not.

WHAT THE FUCK
I was getting the clip ready, he actually said "15-year-olds"??? Is there a joke somewhere I'm missing? WTF Dax? What is wrong with you?

Clip will be uploaded soon.

 

[Devout Muslim]

What is it Kiwi’s? His money? His libertine looks? His jokes?

Probably his willingness to suck a shit-covered dildo.

 

[LordBasilisk]

WHAT THE FUCK
I was getting the clip ready, he actually said "15-year-olds"??? Is there a joke somewhere I'm missing? WTF Dax? What is wrong with you?

Clip will be uploaded soon.

>Pedoshit
Every fuckin' time... Damn it Juju!

 

[Ludicrous Moneybags]

The most notable incident were counter-protesters dunking on the diddler duo. https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/6083/6083275-729d498dc9867ffd0839cbe9c7ea9d6a.mp4

Damn that netflix retard is insufferable. People like that should be cataloged on a database of antifa faggots. Screaming "weapon" afterwards too. Total scum.

 

[AltisticRight]

Patching things up.

LMAO if this lizard-brained theory of money laundering via Patreon was to be true, the "money laundering fee" would be discounted before entering the platform, not after. The money is legal once is on Patreon.
BTW this is a very retarded theory.

Back then in the Balldo thread, the cocaine use and swinging allegations were considered retard schizo-theories.
I specifically thought he was on cocaine or MDMA, but I couldn't prove it. I only left a trail of crumbs by constantly alluding to "rails, what is he sniffing, up his nose, powder" and so on. I know if I suggested he's on cocaine in 2021, I'll get laughed at. The hints were there with his rapid weight loss, movements, slurred speech and odd manners.

As it turns out, he was on both.

So the hunches of some people could be correct, you never know.

I think the timeline of the Marie getting with Dax is wrong. I think she had already broken up with Maddox before Dax got with her ( I think Dax and Maddox have both mentioned that, although the amount of time differed)

Thanks. I went ahead and fixed it.

Maybe I missed it, but I think the new OP is missing the clip where Dax admits he imagines himself as the woman (the person being fucked) when watching porn. It's from the rekieta vs ppp stream.

I recall this happening too, if someone can find a clip it will be great.

 

[Harm]

I recall this happening too, if someone can find a clip it will be great.

I don't have the clip exactly, but there's this post about which stream it was if it helps:

It was in the final call in with Null. When the topic of Digibro being a pedophile and Dick defending him got brought up, he parroted Digibro's defence that he put himself in the mind of the little girl (afterwards, people discovered clips of him saying he wants a loli gf/harem) and said when Josh said he didn't believe it because people don't fantasise about being a little girl getting raped, to which Dick said "yes."

 

[Desktop User2]

Back then in the Balldo thread, the cocaine use and swinging allegations were considered retard schizo-theories.

There´s a little bit of a gap between being a druggie and a deviant to a drug dealer laundering money through Patreon.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Mister Metokur is talking about Dick with Eric July in chat.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Looks like Eric was watching the Jim stream when he was showing the arrest footage

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

According to a chatter in the stream, the unidentified guy in the infamous image is named Buzz Clark. It's not much, but it's a lead.

 

[AltisticRight]

There´s a little bit of a gap between being a druggie and a deviant to a drug dealer laundering money through Patreon.

No, I'm saying calling Balldo a druggie swinger back in 2021 was schizo, the same as people speculating that Juju is laundering money through patreon.

The two are obviously different, drug dealers should be thrown into volcanos. Drug users need help.

Anyway, here's Juju saying "we all want to fuck 15-year-olds".
No, not all of us. Juju. Not all of us.
What's the kind of company you keep?