KF Guide to Woke Games

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Oilspill Battery said:
Do you have a link of people denying this? I really wanna see what grade of copium they're huffing and what excuses they're using to justify it.
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I've seen it on Discords from people who still play, this was many months ago. I'm flabbergasted that it is that blatant and it's still denied that's what happened.
 
Cpt. Stud Beefpile said:
So I went and pirated Pacific Drive for a test-run on my newish computer and HOLY FUCK...

Open the Detailing Station for the first time, there's freak flags I didn't even know existed.

Do not buy. Steal for the unique gameplay, but do not fund Ironwood Studios.
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It sounds like you have discovered the world of asexual identities.

These are depressed and hopeless people who have come up with 892+ ways to describe how they don't bang. Hence all the flags. This is not even the beginning of it there are 13 more dimensions of hell beyond this:

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Catboy Ranch said:
It sounds like you have discovered the world of asexual identities.

These are depressed and hopeless people who have come up with 892+ ways to describe how they don't bang. Hence all the flags. This is not even the beginning of it there are 13 more dimensions of hell beyond this:

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AUTISTIC SHIT
 
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Xarpho's Return said:
"I'm incel, but with extra steps"
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Even incels weren't this retarded.


So. I've found a haven for mods that Nexus has removed/would remove due to enforcing faggotry.
However, this place is also "anything goes". NSFW and majorly Islamic content; the warnings are not for lulz.

https://moddinghaven(dot)com/
 
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Cpt. Stud Beefpile said:
Even incels weren't this retarded.


So. I've found a haven for mods that Nexus has removed/would remove due to enforcing faggotry.
However, this place is also "anything goes". NSFW and majorly Islamic content; the warnings are not for lulz.

https://moddinghaven(dot)com/
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I've seen some "based mods" sites without the sketchier stuff.

I've compiled a list of some of the mods on there (text only). Some of them are NSFW, some of them are only offensive if you're a troon.
  • "Birthday Suit" mod for A Hat in Time
  • One for Deltarune that gives Kris actual pronouns (no more they/them pronouns)
  • Nude mods for Aerith in Final Fantasy VII Remake (shaved AND unshaved versions!)
  • Removes the pride stickers/flags from Pacific Drive
  • Makes Nessa white in Pokémon Sword and Shield (vitiligo variant included)
  • A full list of Resident Evil 2 mods for Claire and Ada (lewds and nudes alike), including playable Sherry, also with some NSFW costumes
  • A BUNCH of Stardew Valley mods, not just stuff like Best Friends mod but everything from the Jas mods, an NTR mod, and making villagers loli (women) or shota (men)
  • Dialogue restoration for the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door when it comes to the Shadow Sirens
  • A few Palworld mods that replace a few "Pals" with actual Pokémon
  • For Rise of the Tomb Raider? Nude Lara, of course.
  • Some quality of life mods for Cyberpunk 2077
  • For the original The Sims, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
  • There aren't a lot of NSFW mods for The Sims 3, in fact, no mods at all save for one—"The Concordat of SimCity" which removes the same-sex romances by "following the Bible, Catholic doctrine, the Code of Canon Law, and Nature"
  • A major mod for Grand Theft Auto V that uses AI to give NPCs more of a personality, while you play as a cop.
 
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Let's add some MMOs:

The Elder Scrolls Online (ZeniMax): none to mild
one unimportant side character is implied to be trans, but you only find out if you talk to him and some of the Daedra (basically demons) use neo pronouns.

Final Fantasy 14 (Square Enix): none to mild for the game, heavy+ for the community
one of the NPC races has no (concept of) gender, one main character of an expansion is possibly gay (open to interpretation if gay or just good friends). The community on the other hand is one of the worst possible, combined with aggressive chat censorship and fast escalating punishments means you should probably turn off chat.

World of Warcraft (Blizzard): medium to heavy
the base game and the expansions up to Legion alone would be "none", but starting with the "Battle for Azeroth" expansion they changed a lot. You could originally only use skin colors up to "southern European brown", they added in the full range of human skin tones, even on races where it doesn't make sense. Additionally they changed several dozen existing minor NPCs skin color from white to black. They also retconned several minor characters to be gay. Several voice lines/quest text have been removed for being "sexist". Character creator has "body type 1/2". Almost all new major characters are at least one of: female, black, gay, disabled. Blizzard created several in-game items for pride month and organizes in-game and out of game rainbow fundraisers.
 
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
Isn't Warframe about space ninjas?
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We're far past that point since DE started pushing "deep lore" instead of making fun gameplay, starting off since they revealed Warframes aren't badass armors but just puppets controlled by children through VR. The gameplay itself at first which was one of the best of its time for F2P games started progressively being more retarded with the amount of time you need to grind away to access newer content.

Since 2018 they have been also hiring tumblrites for CMs and jannies which is also cause of why you can get permabanned for asinine first-time offences (chat bans probably do not exist anymore). Ban appeals are always reviewed by same guy who banned you and they will happily block ZenDesk away from you if you appeal the ban too many times (2-3 times are apparently enough).

If you do intend on playing this game (admittedly, there are very few games that can scratch the itch for that type of gameplay), do play solo/friends-only with global chats off. Being a faggot in a game & disrupting everyone in the lobby intentionally is less of a crime than actually calling the retard for what he is.

That being said of a game that can fulfill a good itch of kleptomancy, grinding, slaughter & dying - LET IT DIE, none.
Suda51's F2P wacky Soulslike/arcade hybrid with progressive skill/equipment progression through the Tower of Barbs (1-40) with more open-grinding end-game content.
No LGBTQ+ themes and/or content, has awesome hand picked soundtrack of wide variety made for the game by Akira Yamaoka. Genuinely good art style/setting going behind it. Definitely recommend playing it till its available on Steam (it's sadly an online-only game despite being mostly asymmetrical multiplayer).
 
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Catboy Ranch said:
It sounds like you have discovered the world of asexual identities.

These are depressed and hopeless people who have come up with 892+ ways to describe how they don't bang. Hence all the flags. This is not even the beginning of it there are 13 more dimensions of hell beyond this:

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I just realized something about this chart. the spot furthest towards the "experiences no sexual attraction" bar on it is literally someone that wants to engage in sex.
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THAT IS LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF THE SUPPOSED "IDENTITY" LMAO
ASEXUAL LITERALLY MEANS "NO SEX" IN THE LGBT+ SLURRY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
 
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Heading Out
Developer: Serious Sim
Publisher: Saber Interactive
Wokeness: Heavy

The game is set around 1970 - 1980, featuring 4 classic cars to drive. A muscle car, a hotrod, an European supercar, and a certain Japanese sports car. The objective is to drive to specific location around US to race against the "best driver". You must also able to reach the city before the fear reach the destination first or it's a game over. On the way, various events will be encounter, such as police chase, race against other players for money (to pay the fuel and other stuff), drive through high traffics, and "a Glimpse from the road" events that allows you to choose your action from it.

There are 4 acts available, with the first 3 acts ends up you failed to win, and the final act allows you to do the same or just turn back and face the fear to get a good ending.

A driving game that has potential yet contains a lot of forced politics in it and right off the bat at the beginning of early acts. Many examples such as cops being bad, Israel vs Palestine war mentioned via radio, and more despite it's a game about driving.

If you try to access its Community Hub on Steam, this message will appear:

The story of Heading Out addresses racism, mental health (anxiety, depression), inequality, and other social issues. There is no graphic nudity, sex scenes, or violence in the game, but the adult characters sometimes talk about intimacy, relationship violence, and - very rarely - sexual violence. These conversations are not graphic. One of the game's villains uses hate speech against minorities. Most adult characters use vulgar language. The game is recommended for mature audiences.
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If you wish to torture yourself, watch the 1st act of the game below. And if I recall, last time I checked the game's credits, a lot of staffs with Polish names were involved.
 
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T-21 said:
Heading Out
Developer: Serious Sim
Publisher: Saber Interactive
Wokeness: Heavy

The game is set around 1970 - 1980, featuring 4 classic cars to drive. A muscle car, a hotrod, an European supercar, and a certain Japanese sports car. The objective is to drive to specific location around US to race against the "best driver". You must also able to reach the city before the fear reach the destination first or it's a game over. On the way, various events will be encounter, such as police chase, race against other players for money (to pay the fuel and other stuff), drive through high traffics, and "a Glimpse from the road" events that allows you to choose your action from it.

There are 4 acts available, with the first 3 acts ends up you failed to win, and the final act allows you to do the same or just turn back and face the fear to get a good ending.

A driving game that has potential yet contains a lot of forced politics in it and right off the bat at the beginning of early acts. Many examples such as cops being bad, Israel vs Palestine war mentioned via radio, and more despite it's a game about driving.

If you try to access its Community Hub on Steam, this message will appear:



If you wish to torture yourself, watch the 1st act of the game below. And if I recall, last time I checked the game's credits, a lot of staffs with Polish names were involved.
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It's almost impressive how they can find a way to shoehorn politics into the most unrelated shit. A shame because the actual game looks neat.
 
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Heading Out
Developer: Serious Sim
Publisher: Saber Interactive
Wokeness: Heavy

The game is set around 1970 - 1980, featuring 4 classic cars to drive. A muscle car, a hotrod, an European supercar, and a certain Japanese sports car. The objective is to drive to specific location around US to race against the "best driver". You must also able to reach the city before the fear reach the destination first or it's a game over. On the way, various events will be encounter, such as police chase, race against other players for money (to pay the fuel and other stuff), drive through high traffics, and "a Glimpse from the road" events that allows you to choose your action from it.

There are 4 acts available, with the first 3 acts ends up you failed to win, and the final act allows you to do the same or just turn back and face the fear to get a good ending.

A driving game that has potential yet contains a lot of forced politics in it and right off the bat at the beginning of early acts. Many examples such as cops being bad, Israel vs Palestine war mentioned via radio, and more despite it's a game about driving.

If you try to access its Community Hub on Steam, this message will appear:



If you wish to torture yourself, watch the 1st act of the game below. And if I recall, last time I checked the game's credits, a lot of staffs with Polish names were involved.
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I just skipped to a random time and got this
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And the sentence is "... from a middle aged woman going through a divorce..." And no, no one wants to hear that topic. Conceptually this could have been kinda cool but there's just an outstanding problems here. They made the game Black & White which doesn't reflect the 1970s at all! The game should be colorful, you think 70s Cars and America you think Smokey and Bandit.
Edit: Was curious what the hell is with this dev because it's a little different than some Sweet Baby Inc, they indeed are all Polish and their upcoming game is the most Polish game ever.
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Kulee Baba said:
Conceptually this could have been kinda cool but there's just an outstanding problems here. They made the game Black & White which doesn't reflect the 1970s at all! The game should be colorful, you think 70s Cars and America you think Smokey and Bandit.
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Well, the game is about racing against the fear while running away from it. You do however will see the full color during final act once you get the good ending.

I timestamped here so you can see the driver pulls 180 degree and realized the driver cannot run from his fear but somehow managed to overcome it. This concludes the good ending of the game, following with game's credits.

Edit: In case the timestamp doesn't work, just go to 1:18:00 on the video.
 
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