Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Chef Red Pill said:
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Shut up Dax, nobody's going to watch this kayfabe. "THIS ARTIST I'VE BEEN STALKING FOR OVER A YEAR WILL DEFINITELY RESPOND TO MY BAIT POST THIS TIME!" Make an account and respond to your head tenants directly or continue to ACK ACK ACK on that rope you've been hanging yourself with.
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And I’m sure no one was helping her and she was all along in the room while she took it and not looking anything up.
 
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Journoscum said:
Internet IQ tests? Don't people realize those are bullshit when they're in middle school?
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Apparently not these idiots. Also, the fact is that online tests can be cheated and I very much suspect that's what happened here since they have a definite vested interest in proving she's not a potato. They usually administer proper IQ tests in a controlled environment under observation. That's how it's been whenever I've gotten IQ tests.
And guess what? These aren't considered valid tests, they're considered practice tests. If you want a legit IQ test that anyone takes seriously you actually have to go in and have your IQ tested. Until then, she's still a tard in my eyes. I mean, she'd have to be to settle for a repugnant blob like Riley.
 
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Lieutenant Rasczak said:
Or even better, send a picture of the steak to Gordon Ramsey. I would wish to see his reaction to Juju's cooking abilities.
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I don't know man, Gordon might have the fame and Michelin stars, but he's perfectly capable of thoroughly fucking up a simple dish.

He did make this absolute abortion of a sandwich after all.
 
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Chef Red Pill said:
Make an account and respond to your head tenants directly or continue to ACK ACK ACK on that rope you've been hanging yourself with.
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No, don't, we already have enough goddamn pedophiles here.
ChromaQuack said:
I don't know man, Gordon might have the fame and Michelin stars, but he's perfectly capable of thoroughly fucking up a simple dish.
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Everyone agrees this was an absolute fuckup. I believe it was because GR doesn't understand pleb food like grilled cheese, where even wrapped single slices of American cheese would be better than what he did here.
 
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the convo with plebcomics continued and didn't get any better

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ChromaQuack said:
I don't know man, Gordon might have the fame and Michelin stars, but he's perfectly capable of thoroughly fucking up a simple dish.

He did make this absolute abortion of a sandwich after all.
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With the reputations that both Gordon and Dax have, it would still make it absolutely hilarious to watch Gordon shit on Juju's cooking.
 
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Still Exceptional said:
Apparently not these idiots. Also, the fact is that online tests can be cheated and I very much suspect that's what happened here since they have a definite vested interest in proving she's not a potato. They usually administer proper IQ tests in a controlled environment under observation. That's how it's been whenever I've gotten IQ tests.
And guess what? These aren't considered valid tests, they're considered practice tests. If you want a legit IQ test that anyone takes seriously you actually have to go in and have your IQ tested. Until then, she's still a tard in my eyes. I mean, she'd have to be to settle for a repugnant blob like Riley.
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Actually, it's really easy to do a ""not an IQ test", but totally an IQ test". Make Mint Salad take a sample test of the US Army ASVAB that are freely available online. It's created by psychologists to test major cognitive functions. While they legally covered it with different numbers so that it's not as obvious as the bell curve in the normal tests (for political reasons), it still says what your IQ roughly is, because the military uses it to determine what jobs you'll be able to actually do. Let's see if she can be as smart as a fucking jarhead.
 
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The new OP is amazing. Fantastic work. Thr only things that need to be changed are the mentions that Juju is a female cow. All cows are female. Bulls are male, cows are female. The other problem is the reference to his "udders". A cow has a singular udder, with four teats on the udder. I would just correct that, but otherwise this new OP is of the highest quality.
 
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I genuinely believe she got a 125. I also genuinely believe that MENSA online test will probably use words like "measured to" in order for you to take the actual MENSA test which gets them more benefits, i.e. paying for it.
And you know what, if she genuinely has an IQ of 125, good for her. Look at what it amounted to for her:

She has all the social acumen of an animal who has been lobotomized
She gets her life history and play-by-play from abusive shitheads
She lives in a crack den
She has to fuck a micro penis hairy slob
She has to do drugs and whore herself out for a pittance online
She has no family ties anymore
She is subject to regular tard rages
She doesn't eat properly
She is at the whims of Riley's ridiculous schemes and schams
She's subject to Dax's Schemes and schams
She hasn't produced anything of substance with whatever little artistic talent she had before all this

Good on you Mint, your 125 IQ has gained you amazing benefits.
 
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Gee Willows Wilson! said:
And you know what, if she genuinely has an IQ of 125, good for her. Look at what it amounted to for her:
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You forgot she did porn with a fat, greasy, criminal midget piece of shit who pissed on her. Serious low-IQ behavior. Getting pissed on by a corpulent midget.
 
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Edgeymcedgename said:
3 episodes? I thought it was just the one where he made that dumb old lady look stupid.

THEY MILKED JUJU FOR 3 EPS?
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I dont think it was just Juju, they had a whole group of people that Dr. Phil had lined up to shame, including the Bumfights guy who dressed up like Dr Phil.
 
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AnOminous said:
Internet IQ tests are pure retard. If you're 125 on an Internet IQ test you're literally retarded. They're literally designed to tell you you're a genius and then try to sucker you out of money somehow.
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You're just jealous that I'm a very smart boy and my incredibly high intollegance is cannot be measured even by the Mensa™ test.

Now if you excuse me I am off to pay them a monthly fee of $499.99 to join the very SMURT person club they invited me to.
 
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