Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pedophobe]

This last locals stream was terrible. I counted at least 5X that it stopped & he restarted again, maybe more.

That counts as at least five separate streams.

 

[AnOminous]

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She looks like the kind of "mother" who would have stinking, starving kids showing up to school without even being fed, begging for food, begging for clean clothes, because their worthless failed parents were too busy having cocaine and sex orgies to bother taking care of them.

And somehow, they ended up arrested and criminally charged for just that, after a police raid on their home uncovered exactly that!

Just more lies from the Fanfic Farms.

 

[Fapcop]

No, he'd be really popular. Inmates are very stupid and his credentials plus his conman confidence and ability to fast talk around shit would absolutely endear him to the prison population.

I actually think so too. Plus, when Nick invariably loses, that’s exactly the result the inmates would expect, since none of them have a lot of trust in the system.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I actually think so too. Plus, when Nick invariably loses, that’s exactly the result the inmates would expect, since none of them have a lot of trust in the system.

Nick will be rolling in cigarettes and chocolate bars!

 

[Fapcop]

"I don't want to humiliate anyone." Is he fucking retarded? What the fuck has he been doing for weeks now?

I'm doubting he knows anything about Hedonism 2. If these stories are so scandalous and embarrassing, even compared to everything he's already spilled, why would Nick share them with him?

Why not? It’s the kind of stuff you’d share if you’d want to slowly gaslight someone into wifeswapping. Tell them all the stories from Hedonism. How it’s “totally normal” and how “normal” the people there are.

“So a funny thing happened while Lady Rackets had another guy go down on her…”

“Of course it’s normal to have doubts! The first time I was at Hedonism…”

Nick will be rolling in cigarettes and chocolate bars!

“I don’t know why that weird lawyer keeps taking it up the ass! He’s got a cell full of ramen to pay for protection!”

 

[Molag Bal]

- Aaron has given up on the idea that there was ever anything between him and Kayla

- April and Kayla were competing for Nick's attention: who gets to ride in the Mustang, who gets to sit in the corner chair

If even Aaron doesnt believe his own story of how him and Kayla were a couple, then I think the picture is pretty clear. Nick was fucking april most of the time, Kayla was in the cuck chair and Aaron was the snack tray guy. Him and Kayla were both cucks and any stories of how they loved each other are just them coping.

 

[mrfresh]

How does such a skinny man have a neck roll?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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How does such a skinny man have a neck roll?

Rapid weight loss and swan neck.

 

[Oxyjen]

Oh no, the whole world thinks I’m fucking retarded and they’re making fun of me and sending me nonstop negative attention. So I think I’ll go give myself an even more retarded version of Jim Carrey’s Dumb and Dumber hair. That’ll definitely do the trick. Surely won’t make the entire world roast me 10x harder.” - Balldo apparently

“If they’re laughing at my hair, they’re not laughing at me” - also Baldo.

 

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I'm seeing on YouTube that Bruce Rivers appears to have beaten Null to the punch in getting the bodycam footage, how is this fair?

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Nick will be rolling in cigarettes and chocolate bars!

Nah he'll blow all his commissary on coke.

 

[Father Balldo]

has it been ten days yet?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I was raised Protestant and went to a Catholic school and this is the first time I'm hearing about clowns being demonic.

Same on the protestant front. The only thing I could tell that was different was we didn't think the virgin Mary was holy because she was just the vessel for Jesus. And that the pope and church were a bunch of faggots.
Looking at the modern day Vatican embracing degeneracy and troonery. I think Luther had a point there.

I don't believe he has narcolepsy. I don't believe he has a heat addiction.

I FORGOT ABOUT THE HEAT ALLERGIES.
God what a fucking loser trying to convince everyone the reason he looked drugged up and in shit condition was cause of heat allergies and not drugs and excessive alcoholism.

Maybe he'll go full Tim Pool and always wear some stupid hat.

I NEED Beanie Rackets in my life.

No, he'd be really popular. Inmates

He'd be popular with them cause he'd be sucking all their dicks with eagerness while taking it up the ass.
Not because he's a lawyer.
They'd beat his ass for that cause they're dumb and also because he deserves it.

 

[Webby fuckin leave dude]

Any update on the bodycam footage?

 

[Oxyjen]

I NEED Beanie Rackets in my life.

Rackets is a cloth cap guy and you know it.

 

[Father Balldo]

Any update on the bodycam footage?

nothing ever happens

 

[Webby fuckin leave dude]

nothing ever happens

Haven’t been following Nick the past week or so. Did the footage even get released or was it just boring

 

[Drama Trauma]

Sorry, which trial? Nick's or @Fapcop 's?

The Lawpope's one. About the child neglect, drug and weapon possession?

 

[DumbDude43]

Prison politics is more complicated than that. I don't think he'd try his Eric July "I'm actually totally a nigger, guise," routine, but instead try to be the loud, fast talking conman, which tends to go over pretty well with with dumb inmates tbh.

recipe for disaster
when (when, not if) the first guy notices that rackets tried playing him for a fool, he's gonna get his ass beat

 

[AN/ALR56]

This last locals stream was terrible. I counted at least 5X that it stopped & he restarted again, maybe more. It had a few shining spots, though. Click to enlarge text.
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Did he upgrade from ceiling cats to mountain lions in the bushes?