Jessica Anne Boyle / NakedAndLaughing / NAL / Queen Cobra JAB / Captlmoose@yahoo.com / MissRabbit420 - DUMPED By KingCobraJFS, Baconator Pussy, Parent-botherer, hoarder, bathtub dweller, self-hitter, box pisser, confirmed sicko, retired cam whore, Bjork superfan, demogorgon gutterslut, aspiring comedian, obsessed with almost winning the lottery

[Crab Latte]

NAL was briefly mentioned in the Me. Snowflake, "Under the Hood" stream, at about 1:07:24

https://www.youtube.com/live/OE_SzLUoLp4?si=bgvKjDACN3o0Fmp2

Apparently the chat was talking about her, but she would fit in well with his series' on cows.

Fuck that faggot, he doesn't even do his research. He gets so many of his facts wrong. He can't be arsed to READ and actually look into what the fuck he says before he says it. Sure, let's have him fuck up the entire narrative with misinformation even though there is a OP that multiple people put over 80 work hours into. According to him, Chantal Foodie Beauty is a pedophile now. Oh, and did you know he works out? He may not have mentioned that 56 times. Yeah, give me the hats, I'll wear them. He needs to hogtie himself in a bath house and get it over with already.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Fuck that faggot, he doesn't even do his research. He gets so many of his facts wrong. He can't be arsed to READ and actually look into what the fuck he says before he says it. Sure, let's have him fuck up the entire narrative with misinformation even though there is a OP that multiple people put over 80 work hours into. According to him, Chantal Foodie Beauty is a pedophile now. Oh, and did you know he works out? He may not have mentioned that 56 times. Yeah, give me the hats, I'll wear them. He needs to hogtie himself in a bath house and get it over with already.

I'm just pointing it out! You know how she thinks she's famous now, just from fucking Cobes, when Mr. Snowflake could really rocket her into popularity.

 

[☆ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ☆]

Fuck that faggot, he doesn't even do his research. He gets so many of his facts wrong. He can't be arsed to READ and actually look into what the fuck he says before he says it. Sure, let's have him fuck up the entire narrative with misinformation even though there is a OP that multiple people put over 80 work hours into. According to him, Chantal Foodie Beauty is a pedophile now. Oh, and did you know he works out? He may not have mentioned that 56 times. Yeah, give me the hats, I'll wear them. He needs to hogtie himself in a bath house and get it over with already.

He calls her a pedophile now! What proof does he have?

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

According to him, Chantal Foodie Beauty is a pedophile now.

What now?? What the fuck is he on about??

 

[Xenomorph]

Fuck that faggot, he doesn't even do his research. He gets so many of his facts wrong. He can't be arsed to READ and actually look into what the fuck he says before he says it. Sure, let's have him fuck up the entire narrative with misinformation even though there is a OP that multiple people put over 80 work hours into. According to him, Chantal Foodie Beauty is a pedophile now. Oh, and did you know he works out? He may not have mentioned that 56 times. Yeah, give me the hats, I'll wear them. He needs to hogtie himself in a bath house and get it over with already.

This, he also licks pooner arm skin benis and sucks off his "friend" Jimmy.

 

[anliteralidiot]

She streamed herself making peanut butter cookies. Surprisingly, they turned out OK.

Then she turned her camera, and made tacos.

And showed us the new dye job, and tan lines.

This guy redeemed his channel points (which you get by passively watching) to highlight this message.

NAL said she couldn't see it.

And then finally, someone politely asked this:

Causing her to delete every message from them (they were being nice), even though NAL said she was helping her friend clean... She had a light rage until her friend came by to pick her up.

If she didn't have court in a week, I would think she's going to Casper very soon. Fuck it, she might still be.

 

[Cecil Harvey]

On one hand she ignores a troll comment created to cause her distress. On the other hand she freaks the fuck out at an inquisitive question. Any slight against her is like a nuclear attack, and she goes into the veritable fallout shelter to hide out while screaming her head off. I would ask what happened with her upbringing but look at her brother and sister, they seemed to turn out just fine.

As we already know she was a psychopath during the livejournal years, I wonder if she was like this as a child.. I would absolutely love if her parents were to do an interview with someone about her growing up, but it'll most likely forever be an enigma.

 

[anliteralidiot]

look at her brother and sister

I remember something about her sister saying there was some weird behavior, but I can't back that up. And, if you believe her, JessicaMessica has had people email her about NAL, people that knew her from school, and they all say she's always been like this.

I just don't understand how you can get through life being this thoroughly unpleasant. Like, Chantal is unpleasant, but she hid it enough to get Bibi, and her pre-Kuwait streams could sometimes be entertaining.

 

[anliteralidiot]

She's currently live making French toast, but the recipe calls for stale bread, and she doesn't have that so she's toasting her bread instead.

delicious, eggy bread

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I remember something about her sister saying there was some weird behavior, but I can't back that up. And, if you believe her, JessicaMessica has had people email her about NAL, people that knew her from school, and they all say she's always been like this.

I just don't understand how you can get through life being this thoroughly unpleasant. Like, Chantal is unpleasant, but she hid it enough to get Bibi, and her pre-Kuwait streams could sometimes be entertaining.

That's why Chantal is a more interesting cow. She can pretend to be normal for a time. NAL can't hide being batshit crazy right out of the gate.

It's interesting to see Chantal gain subscribers and members because "she may be fat, but she's a funny, quirky gorl." And then lose them just as fast when they see her true colors.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Nal's "cooking" is seriously terrible. She's a disorganized, chaotic, ADHD fuckhead in the kitchen. Add in all the drunken rambling and incest insults she hurls at her chat and I'm honestly surprised she hasn't burned the house down with her gross incompetence. Who could prepare anything edible in that filthy hoard? And the shit she cooks--like Cornish game hens? Come on! She couldn't even handle doing up a couple of grilled cheese for her parents. She fucks up every single thing she tries to make.
I love it!

 

[anliteralidiot]

That's why Chantal is a more interesting cow. She can pretend to be normal for a time. NAL can't hide being batshit crazy right out of the gate.

Agree to disagree, because I'm way more interested in cows that can't hide it. We all have an idea of what "normal" is, so seeing what's normal to them is away more interesting, because the moments when they're pretending to be normal are more rare. Like, NAL yelling at people in chat, in the airport? That's normal for her. Her putting on her fake voice and being nice to workers in Walmart? That's what's supposed to be normal for us, but it's not because she's unhinged.

 

[Crab Latte]

Agree to disagree, because I'm way more interested in cows that can't hide it. We all have an idea of what "normal" is, so seeing what's normal to them is away more interesting, because the moments when they're pretending to be normal are more rare. Like, NAL yelling at people in chat, in the airport? That's normal for her. Her putting on her fake voice and being nice to workers in Walmart? That's what's supposed to be normal for us, but it's not because she's unhinged.

That being said, I'm waiting for NAL's Cuba Rage moment where she looks into the camera and tells all of us guttersluts she's gonna manipulate the fuck out of us and we're going to eat it up.

 

[anliteralidiot]

She's drunk and she's live.

https://www.youtube.com/live/bvnOuM2UTnI?si=1ubPnMvk_Yceam8Z

JM is restreaming.
q

 

[Fleshlite]

She's drunk and she's live.

https://www.youtube.com/live/bvnOuM2UTnI?si=1ubPnMvk_Yceam8Z

JM is restreaming.
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She seems hella sober but I digress.

Such dog shit content either way.

 

[anliteralidiot]

She seems hella sober but I digress.

Such dog shit content either way.

scroll back, apparently the rage was about half an hour ago
and if you hear her talk, she's totally wasted

 

[ASeabear8952]

Someone in the Cobes thread made this connection but Bitch Pudding from Robot Chicken gives off massive Jessica vibes especially at 1:09.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

On one hand she ignores a troll comment created to cause her distress. On the other hand she freaks the fuck out at an inquisitive question. Any slight against her is like a nuclear attack, and she goes into the veritable fallout shelter to hide out while screaming her head off. I would ask what happened with her upbringing but look at her brother and sister, they seemed to turn out just fine.

As we already know she was a psychopath during the livejournal years, I wonder if she was like this as a child.. I would absolutely love if her parents were to do an interview with someone about her growing up, but it'll most likely forever be an enigma.

from the stories she has told during streams and from what people who have known her have said i think she was always awful but it has just gotten worse as time goes on.

she strikes me as someone who takes their bad luck/short comings out on everyone around them which in turn ends up creating more problems until it becomes this endless loop.

 

[ibeatmywife]

from the stories she has told during streams and from what people who have known her have said i think she was always awful but it has just gotten worse as time goes on.

she strikes me as someone who takes their bad luck/short comings out on everyone around them which in turn ends up creating more problems until it becomes this endless loop.

Yea even before I knew anything about nal she came off to me as someone who had fucked over every person in her life and that's why she is so alone. She used to always talk about how good of a person she is and how if she had won the lottery all the good things she would do for people thats literally im a drug addict degenerate POS 101, they love to talk about the good things they would do with money they will never have while being pieces of shit. For a long time she complained about not having a plug for weed in a legal state. I've been extremely introverted and rarely interact with anyone but if you can't find weed in a legal state you must have been blacklisted.

Is also kind of weird she has a plug for weed when it's legal and they also have dispensaries. Makes me thinking she sucks dick for her weed instead of paying money.

 

[Crab Latte]

Yea even before I knew anything about nal she came off to me as someone who had fucked over every person in her life and that's why she is so alone. She used to always talk about how good of a person she is and how if she had won the lottery all the good things she would do for people thats literally im a drug addict degenerate POS 101, they love to talk about the good things they would do with money they will never have while being pieces of shit. For a long time she complained about not having a plug for weed in a legal state. I've been extremely introverted and rarely interact with anyone but if you can't find weed in a legal state you must have been blacklisted.

Is also kind of weird she has a plug for weed when it's legal and they also have dispensaries. Makes me thinking she sucks dick for her weed instead of paying money.

While overall I agree with you, I have to point out that Virginia's dispensaries are currently Medical only. There are no recreational weed stores there, yet.

She's the kind of person that everyone selling has fronted and not gotten paid back yet. When Josh came into the picture, we saw a lot more weed because he was paying for it. This didn't change her behavior, though, of going through it too quick or torching the entire bowl at once. She would light the bowl, talk over it, inhale about half the hit, and blow it out immediately as she was talking shit to the chat, while letting the bowl then burn out. She is truly a wasteful cow.

She also thinks that holding in your weed hit for any amount of time, as opposed to blowing it back out immediately, is harmful and doesn't do anything to get you high. It's a myth, she says! No one knows how lungs work, it's a mystery!


Edited to add this amazing screenshot from today