Warframe

[casual robot enjoyer]

However, I don't believe in a billion fucking years that the corpus would just stand aside while the scientific discovery of the fucking millenium walked past them.

Gotta make the Jews in Space look like they have some empathy.

I am kinda digging the QoL changes though more than anything else. But I might be biased because apparently I'm the only one that powers the fucking elevator.

Also just in case anyone missed it, if you talk to Ordis in Larunda relay and pick "shared purpose" you can play as the Stalker.

 

[Beelzebub's Gate]

Seems everyone here has the same sentiment, that sure was something.

 

[geckogoy]

>pregnancy quest
probably for the best i stopped playing

 

[Spergichu]

Incredible. I might actually start playing this skinner box again.


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[Boiled Pizza]

Incredible. I might actually start playing this skinner box again.

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These fucking creatures despise life itself and the creation of it. They're so twisted they see anything reminding them of family or goodness and they recoil in hatred and fear. They shouldn't even be treated as humans. My hatred for these beings continues to grow every day.

 

[HahaYes]

Well I just saw spoilers for the quest, what the fuck is going on.

I went and had a look over some spoilers, holy fuck I'm glad I stopped playing this trashfire when I did.
Rip raids, they were broken as fuck but they were fun and I still kinda miss them

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

I hope everyone had to good sense to call Stalker Child Sirius. If only to be able to ask “Are you Sirius?” with the correct response being “No I’m not and don’t call me Sirius”. I just miss Leslie Nielsen ok

 

[CHARizard]

They nailed the aesthetic with this frame. I really the flight, and the sound effects are great. Really need to research how to build her.

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

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They nailed the aesthetic with this frame. I really the flight, and the sound effects are great. Really need to research how to build her.

Do the Operation: Belly of the Beast mission on Uranus, preferably on Steel Path. You can trade the Vestigial Motes you get from the mission for the blueprints from Ordis in Larunda Relay on Mercury. It’s 150 per part and I’ve been averaging 17 per 8 minute run. Besides better timing on powering the elevator (it gets a boost when it hits full power) I don’t see runs getting much quicker, the thing that you escort doesn’t seem to be affected by Volt/Wisp speed boosts like the drones on the open world maps.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

>pregnancy quest
probably for the best i stopped playing

I went and had a look over some spoilers, holy fuck I'm glad I stopped playing this trashfire when I did.
Rip raids, they were broken as fuck but they were fun and I still kinda miss them

Honestly, its handled surprisingly well. Stalker and Jade were once regular people that conceived a child, since it was illegal for them to do so under orokin hierarchy they were punished by being turned into warframes, the child survived inside Jade that was still pregnant.

Since then stalker's been hunting tenno and jade has been helping him escape death in cases where we beat him.

The baby, being a warframe itself and all, has been draining jade as she nears birth and she's fallen ill and about to die, stalker steals from the corpus to try and prevent her death but he fails and the corpus come knocking on his door, Jade dies giving birth and stalker escapes with the baby in hand after a pretty genuinely badass last stand against the corpus accompanied by one of the best tracks in the warframe OST.

Its a short quest, and it has some plotholes, like why the fuck has the stalker been chasing us the entire time, but otherwise its handled quite well and makes me intrested in seeing where they take the plotline. Its really any weirder than stuff like blade the vampire hunter.

I mean compared to whispers in the fucking walls its a masterpiece by comparison, despite clearly having less effort put into it.

 

[Boiled Pizza]

I am not a Stalker Child, stalker child.

 

[CHARizard]

Just finished the quest, I saw spoilers and thought it was a meme but it was well done. Excited to see where the story goes from here.

 

[Beelzebub's Gate]

Incredible. I might actually start playing this skinner box again.

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Oh my God that is so rich, might have to main Jade then if people are going to cry over a belly.

 

[CHARizard]

You basically can’t see the belly in gameplay. And it only shows up in certain idle animations on the ship.

 

[Niggergante]

Okay I finished the quest. What the absolute fuck was that?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

For fuck's sake, tumblrites are screeching about "muh death by childbirth", ignoring the fact that a war machine was somehow able to give birth to a baby war machine, and giving some depth to The Stalker.

And amazing timing to drop this update after Father's Day.

 

[casual robot enjoyer]

Its a short quest, and it has some plotholes, like why the fuck has the stalker been chasing us the entire time, but otherwise its handled quite well and makes me intrested in seeing where they take the plotline. Its really any weirder than stuff like blade the vampire hunter.

The biggest plothole is that the Stalker stayed around seeing that Jade is white and Stalker is black

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Mission gameplay was a bit disappointing, but the music was great and the plot was far more coherent than all of that Entrati nonsense. Definitely worth playing.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

You basically can’t see the belly in gameplay. And it only shows up in certain idle animations on the ship.

The belly is hidden when you're playing as jade through either intentional or coincidental camera tricks, but it becomes fully visible to your team when you ult because the wings covering it unfurl and it starts to glow.

I don't even mind honestly, its not ugly, jade's visual design is fine imo. As far as "pregnant woman" characters go she's way above the black pregnant spiderman with no babydaddy, both visually and story wise.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Do the Operation: Belly of the Beast mission on Uranus, preferably on Steel Path. You can trade the Vestigial Motes you get from the mission for the blueprints from Ordis in Larunda Relay on Mercury. It’s 150 per part and I’ve been averaging 17 per 8 minute run. Besides better timing on powering the elevator (it gets a boost when it hits full power) I don’t see runs getting much quicker, the thing that you escort doesn’t seem to be affected by Volt/Wisp speed boosts like the drones on the open world maps.

Operation is bugged and you can only get endo from it. If you want Jade/weapon blueprints you can only get them from the normal mission mode. They've ACKNowldged it as a bug and presumably will fix it soon.