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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 196 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 791 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,390
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Jack knows he's dying, and in a rare matter of self reflection, he's getting sad about it. It came up in a doctor's visit and they recommended meds.

"Thanks MOM. I'm doing KETO and feel great. I don't need to put anything into my body that doesn't need to be there."

Proceeds to slop half a pound of cold butter on an undercooked steak and then proclaim he's eating healthy and feels great.

Cunt.
 
Have we seen Jack or Tammy ever pray before eating? Janette praying before eating actually caught me off guard.
Jack isn’t into into practicing religion. Unironically he’s attracted to cult of personality. How many times would he go to church if it was a quaint presentation? The church I attend doesn’t even use music. I bet the only time Jack prays is when someone else takes the lead.
 
Jack could legitimately put hope into a smoker and I would not be surprised or even more disgusted by him.

But for some reason that Jack skeleton funko brings a new white hot rage that Achilles could not match.

TOTAL JACK DEATH
REMOVE SCOOTY PUFF

Harambe please punish him by empowering his wendigo.

Suffer Jack suffer.
 
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Jack could legitimately put hope into a smoker and I would not be surprised or even more disgusted by him.

But for some reason that Jack skeleton funk brings a new white hot rage that Achilles could not match.

TOTAL JACK DEATH
REMOVE SCOOTY PUFF

Harambe please punish him by empowering his wendigo.

Suffer Jack suffer.
If his dick worked he'd probably own a Fleshjack too, considering he's a faggot and it shares his name.
 
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