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Scalfani Studios: A Taste To Die For
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Jack knows he's dying, and in a rare matter of self reflection, he's getting sad about it. It came up in a doctor's visit and they recommended meds.
We do that every Saturday Down T the boys club Jack………
Or you know, you just need to take more than one pill for what ails you.
no no no you see by eating only meat he's totally cured everything about him!Or you know, you just need to take more than one pill for what ails you.
And knowing Fatty he needs to take a handful of pills every day.
Jack is now reviewing glory holes.
"Hey guise. Well, okay, I went to the glory hole Jack Jr. told me about at 7-11."Cheap, they give you free seconds, and really salty. A+, will go every Saturday at 2am.
Huge portions, really meaty, really cheesy, what's not to love?Cheap, they give you free seconds, and really salty. A+, will go every Saturday at 2am.
This is clearly some wanna-be hipster joint with pretensions and not at all a 'hole in the wall' other than the fact that it's in a strip mall.Jack is now reviewing glory holes
Have we seen Jack or Tammy ever pray before eating? Janette praying before eating actually caught me off guard.Jack is now reviewing glory holes
Jack isn’t into into practicing religion. Unironically he’s attracted to cult of personality. How many times would he go to church if it was a quaint presentation? The church I attend doesn’t even use music. I bet the only time Jack prays is when someone else takes the lead.Have we seen Jack or Tammy ever pray before eating? Janette praying before eating actually caught me off guard.
his choice of music and the jarring ways he slices the songs with no fade in or fade out is gradually making these videos feel more and more schizophrenic.Jack is now reviewing glory holes
Jack is Christian only when it benefits him. Otherwise he's just your normal every day asshole that hides behind Christianity as a kind of shield.Have we seen Jack or Tammy ever pray before eating? Janette praying before eating actually caught me off guard.
If his dick worked he'd probably own a Fleshjack too, considering he's a faggot and it shares his name.Jack could legitimately put hope into a smoker and I would not be surprised or even more disgusted by him.
But for some reason that Jack skeleton funk brings a new white hot rage that Achilles could not match.
TOTAL JACK DEATH
REMOVE SCOOTY PUFF
Harambe please punish him by empowering his wendigo.
Suffer Jack suffer.