Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr. Manchester]

Is all that's left of Nick's fanbase a personal Lolcow who's managed to piss off their local government too? The repeated stating of the government "making shit up to persecute him" feels a little projected.

They're retards. They're always retards. At some point one of them will post a picture of themselves or get doxed and it'll be some weird drooling mongoloid.

 

[Burn It All Down]

Our expectations for Nick were low but HOLY FUCK!

 

[TheMovieGuy]

Now that I think about it, hasn't he been making more and more incoherent "jokes" about kid diddling in the past few months? And being more tolerant of self-described "non-offending" pedophile Vito? There's obviously no definitive proof and I wouldn't normally think much of it but he's already established a pattern of thinking it's so Funny and Weird to come up with shitty meltbrained standup material on degenerate things that he's personally done or somehow been involved with. First he goes from making fun of Jack Murphy to becoming him and now this.

I want to think it's more likely that it was accidental, but he has had similar patterns of projecting in the past. It's definitely possible, but I hope to God he has not crossed that line, and I don't think anyone should be comfortable making that accusation until his case has progressed further.

Arttheclown, beneficiary of Nick's relationship advice and recent divorcee, is on the case:

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Seeing shit like this makes me nervous man, I cannot imagine being taken in by Nick Rekieta this hard.

 

[Yeet Ninja]

It's been speculated in that other thread but the child that had serious cocaine use in her system is the daughter that Nick would say is his favourite child.

I thought it was the 6 year old that was the "favorite"

 

[BlastMonk]

I thought it was the 6 year old that was the "favorite"

She was six at the time when he made that comment a little over 2 years ago, I think hes implied shes the favourite a few times across the years, regardless it is her the second youngest daughter that is the violent, nightmare riddled one. Nick calls her quirky and that no one but him and kayla get her

 

[Kandinsky]

Is there someone I missed from the Rekieta Defense Force?

Thanks for this list. Has anyone been added to it? I know some people were lost, but I'm not quite sure who remains (i.e. Star Wars Girl, Viva Frei, etc.) - not sure if Viva Frei will stay on his side after yesterday's revelation, but what do I know...

 

[Pomniman]

I want to think it's more likely that it was accidental, but he has had similar patterns of projecting in the past. It's definitely possible, but I hope to God he has not crossed that line, and I don't think anyone should be comfortable making that accusation until his case has progressed further.

It's definitely not solid enough to be a full-blown accusation but the pattern is there and just going by his own standards he's doubled, tripled, and quadrupled down on calling Montagraph a pedo with even less to go on. This is all entirely self-inflicted on his part no matter how much he crows about the gubmint or double standards.

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

This balldo chat from last night just had me roaring with laughter. Without trying to be too misogynist or whatever, women are so dumb lmao.

Especially these true crime watchers, dead end, loser women who have no critical thinking abilities. CRIME SLEUTHIN' FUCKING LOL. "Keep taking care of YOU". It's soo fucking funny oh my god.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

According to this study I found, Nick's other 4 kids are fucked but the 9 year old will be the coolest kid in the school. If Nick thinks about the future of his kids at all, he should let the other 4 do lines everyday too.

 

[Mikoyan]

They're retards. They're always retards. At some point one of them will post a picture of themselves or get doxed and it'll be some weird drooling mongoloid.

Frankly this comes through in the comments they leave. They ooze this "Yeah, CPS took my kids too fuck the cops, so what I like a little smack" energy that I remember so fondly from my working class upbringing.

 

[ReverendVerse]

As someone else said, to give grace where it's due, Nick is publicly taking the absolute furthest position of admitting any sort of guilt in both a criminal and CPS investigation. Obviously, in any pending investigation you don't want give the state anything that can be used against you (which is why avoiding any and all streaming would be his smartest move). The problem is, in attempt to not appear guilty, by straight up lying, can also be used against him. Don't admit to anything, don't lie about anything, better yet, don't say anything at all; but Nick can't help himself.

He complains that people are telling him he needs to prioritize his public image online (which he equates to apologizing and thus admitting guilt), but one thing Nick is correct on, that should be at the bottom of his list of concerns, which is why he shouldn't be streaming. However his cope is just digging his public image into a deeper and deeper hole. He needs to realize that the simplest explanation is usually the correct one and trying to say otherwise is serving no benefit to him.

1. Is Aaron lying? Possible. Is he embellishing? Also possible. He's a piece of shit and a clout chaser. This is probably the only thing Nick could possibly be correct on.
2. Is the CPS agent Alisha Sweep lying? Why would she lie? Is your home being a mess and your children hungry and dirty is just because she doesn't have the full story?
3. Multiple cops also said the home was a mess and multiple cops witness drugs in the home. Are they all lying? Did they plant the coke? Why would they do that? If they didn't plant the coke, is them finding coke is because they don't know what it's like to be an e-celeb?
4. Does Judge Fischer have a reason to biased against Nick? Possible, she's human, and Nick hasn't exactly been kind to her.
5. Do the people of the community have beef with Nick? Possible, but whose fault is that? If Judge Fischer is anything to go by, it's probably Nick being toxic to people. However, it seems the community's concerns were valid because drugs were found in the home, the kids were hungry and dirty, and we can also see Nick is a menace on the road. Maybe it was those Scandinavian prudes that planted the coke in Nick's home and made his house messy.
6. Nick not only lost weight, but has aged a good 10 years in less than a single one. On top of that, we've seen Nick drunk, we know what he looks like when he's had too much, but we also know when it's more than just alcohol, because we have plenty of evidence of just being drunk. I guess we just don't know the real story behind his behavior. Can't possibly be the planted drugs in his home that made him act like he was drugged out, maybe the cops and the prudes secretly spiked his bottles of whiskey. We obviously can't know the full story.
7. 80% of Nick's viewers has seen the changes in him, and we started noticing not long after he started on his coke journey, but surely we're all under a mass delusion and Nick is at his peak performance. We're all wrong and can't know the real story.
8. Many of Nick's online friends, that reached out, asked if he's okay; they're all under the same mass delusion as his viewers. Surely they have more insight in his life than we do, but they still can't know what it's like to be more famous than all of them.
9. Surely Kayla's family hates Nick and they're in cahoots with the cops and the prudes to take down the menace that is Nick Rekieta. Then again, none of them can know what's it like to be a world famous streamer.
10. Testing their 9 year-old's hair. The test is lying. Surely they didn't do it against a control and surely they didn't retest to verify the results. The techs and the machines are lying and conspiring against Nick. Is it possible he requests another test and it comes back clean? Sure. But why won't Nick and Kayla submit for testing? Surely they have nothing to hide, the coke was planted, it's not his, he would never partake in a substance that makes him lose weight, neglect your children, make you look like you've aged 10 years in nine months, and makes you act like your on coke. So your test will come back clean and you can have your kids back. You can't submit to testing because they can't know the context, this complicated story that makes everything listed above okay.

Out of all those things, Nick is probably correct about two things; Judge Fischer being biased and Aaron at worst lying or at best embellishing the truth.

Maybe the simplest explanation is that you missed out on your youth, you regret that, and now you have money, fame, and clout, and you want to have a little fun. Nothing wrong with that in theory. The kids can manage themselves now, they're all old enough to have some independence. You splurge, you experiment, and you had fun and it made you feel cool, because we all know you've never felt "cool" in your youth. You got to have the sexual freedom and partying you missed out on in your college years. But, like your drinking, you took it too far, and it affected your personal relationships, your family, and your career.

What's the simplest explanation? A mass conspiracy that the local government, the cops, CPS, and the prudes are all in on... or you just went too far?

 

[Vibralldo]

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1803420703808426228?t=uhG9eKK01F-Fw3eliTza_w&s=19

Nick's going mainstream again

Spoiler: What the people are saying

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

For anyone interested: Legal Mindset will be covering Nick’s latest stream in about 75 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/live/q55q6CIcTps

Legal Mindset’s stream is live. Link in quote.

-edit: episode will go as long as needed, Sean (Potentially Criminal) may be joining for a bit.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Of course the cokesplosion primes itself when I prepare to leave for my extended weekend away from the internet. I'm just hoping that it'll contain itself for long enough that I get away with a few dozen pages of reading instead of returning to a 6000 page balldo thread.

Nick, you might want to cut down on the content you're giving out, not for my sake, but for your kids' sake given the rather terrifying trajectory of your content.

 

[Kandinsky]

This balldo chat from last night just had me roaring with laughter. Without trying to be too misogynist or whatever, women are so dumb lmao.

Especially these true crime watchers, dead end, loser women who have no critical thinking abilities. CRIME SLEUTHIN' FUCKING LOL. "Keep taking care of YOU". It's soo fucking funny oh my god.
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I don't think it's women being dumb as much as it is a motherly instinct; an expectation that someone would never put their child in such a dangerous position, and a disbelief that it happened. We already knew Nick was a retard, and I don't want to speak on behalf of anyone else here, but exposing their children to cocaine was not on my bingo card. I will agree the women who superchatted him were retarded and simping hard for the sick fuck, but they don't speak for all of us - by any stretch.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

People have asked why the kids appear to be with unrelated foster parents instead of their grandparents or aunts and uncles. I don't necessarily think it's because none of the family wants them.

Of course I can't know for sure, but I do know that the State does not always immediately place the kids with family (kinship foster) even if the family is able and willing. They might be with unrelated fosters for a bit before going to family. There are different reasons for this, but one of them is the State being concerned that relatives would give the parent(s) unsupervised access to the kids, which the State does not want to happen. This is a very common problem with CPS/foster/custody situations. This very much looks like a case where the State wouldn't want the kids to be around the Rekietas unsupervised IMO.

The family, especially the grandparents, with the kids say "Yeah my son made some mistakes but he out here tryna do better and he said he's sorry and by God he need to be able to see his keeedz" no matter the reason the kids were taken. Lots of families do this but tailer trash inherently operate on cognitive dissonance and denial, which is also why they insist they love they keedz even though they neglect and abuse the fuck out of them.

 

[footballteam]

Seeing shit like this makes me nervous man, I cannot imagine being taken in by Nick Rekieta this hard.

He only has the die-hards left now. The people who have sunk in years of emotional connection and money into their parasocial e-daddy. They probably genuinely see him as a family figure and it is going to take a lot for it to break that bond.


Arttheclown is a retarded faggot who used to post mostly nude pics of his wife from his cuck chair. EgalitarianBitch (his wife) and Art used to brag about how much stronger their relationship was than all of us incel prudes.... fuckers are divorced now... lol

People have asked why the kids appear to be with unrelated foster parents instead of their grandparents or aunts and uncles. I don't necessarily think it's because none of the family wants them.

Of course I can't know for sure, but I do know that the State does not always immediately place the kids with family (kinship foster) even if the family is able and willing. They might be with unrelated fosters for a bit before going to family. There are different reasons for this, but one of them is the State being concerned that relatives would give the parent(s) unsupervised access to the kids, which the State does not want to happen. This is a very common problem with CPS/foster/custody situations. This very much looks like a case where the State wouldn't want the kids to be around the Rekietas unsupervised IMO.

The family, especially the grandparents, with the kids say "Yeah my son made some mistakes but he out here tryna do better and he said he's sorry and by God he need to be able to see his keeedz" no matter the reason the kids were taken. Lots of families do this but tailer trash inherently operate on cognitive dissonance and denial, which is also why they insist they love they keedz even though they neglect and abuse the fuck out of them.

Their grandparents (kayla's parents) did foster several children and are/were licensed foster parents... I dont know if the license expires in MN. They very well could be with them.

 

[datura_binge]

Just to confirm: leaked documents claim his nine year old was on cocaine and Nick actually went publicly live and didn't deny it or say it's fake, but instead said it should not have been released. Do I have that right? If that's true, I don't even see how his defenders can look themselves in the mirror at this point.

 

[Vibralldo]

Now that I think about it, hasn't he been making more and more incoherent "jokes" about kid diddling in the past few months? And being more tolerant of self-described "non-offending" pedophile Vito? There's obviously no definitive proof and I wouldn't normally think much of it but he's already established a pattern of thinking it's so Funny and Weird to come up with shitty meltbrained standup material on degenerate things that he's personally done or somehow been involved with. First he goes from making fun of Jack Murphy to becoming him and now this.

At this point, after the constant lies about how he isn't on drugs, his kids aren't being neglected, he's monogamous, he isn't high, he didn't go to a swinger resort, there's a conspiracy against him, etc. I, and most people paying attention, would be more inclined to believe Nick saying "I didn't give my kids cocaine or molest them" was another lie than the truth, and Nick has no one else to blame for that reality.

 

[where's baldo]

People have asked why the kids appear to be with unrelated foster parents instead of their grandparents or aunts and uncles. I don't necessarily think it's because none of the family wants them.

Rule 8.04.Juvenile Protection Case Records Inaccessible to the Public, Parties, or Participants

Subd. 2.Confidential Documents and Confidential Information.The following juvenile protection case records are confidential documents or confidential information and are accessible to the public, parties, and participants only as specified in subdivision 3:

(m) the name, address, home, or location of any shelter care facility or foster care in which a child is currently placed pursuant to law or court order, except in documents consenting to adoption or transferring permanent legal and physical custody to a foster care provider or relative;