Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Free Dick Pills]

When you flip a house-biased coin an infinite number of times, you'll always blow up.

Oh Yeah? You're just a pussy ass bitch who wishes YOU could run up the dicerooskis to 180 BAND you fucking RAT!
Get out of my chat, you fucking pussy or I'm fucking your dewd Mrs. Crunklord!

DAMN THIS PUSSY NICE!

 

[Gooby]

He's too retarded to order Doordash, unless theres someone texting him the correct bets he is not smart enough to cheat subtley

The key point they made is that the seed can be manipulated by the site without even telling him. I don't know about most of their games, but their originals dice game could absolutely be messed with internally to weigh the rolls without telling him. Something as minor as switching a 49.5% winrate to a 51% winrate will have a massive impact on how the money flows long-term over thousands of bets (which Austin has placed).

It doesn't pass the smell test to me that Austin was intentionally cheating, but in theory if an online casino site was going to rig anything, it makes sense to rig the odds of their own advertising showcases. They can't rig the standard games to make people lose more often than it says without the provably fair system catching it, but they could absolutely get away with having Austin's seed be subtlety in his favor for his first day if he never checked it, because there's not really a way to confirm it unless he himself did so (and if he suspected it was rigged for him, he absolutely wouldn't want to expose that).

I'm leaning towards him just actually having lottery ticket level luck on his 1st day, but it's hard not to think that the number of coincidences there are large enough to still consider that the site rigging it for him a bit is possible as well. There's nothing we can really do about it but enjoy the show though, if they were rigging it they likely already undid that to avoid his VODs being "too lucky" for too long of a stretch.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

For all the talk I see about rigging I never see anyone mention that pretty much every crypto-based casino uses "provably fair" system where results can be audited

You should apply to be a Janny on the shuffle forums too with talk like that

 

[vanta pilled]

I'm not surprised the site paid out the 150k. It's like your first hit of heroin, everytime after you're just chasing the dragon. Now, everytime Austin gambles, he believes he can win 150k every session. He'll keep dumping money after money into the site remembering the time he won 150k.

 

[cans.wav]

The Rekieta thread getting featured again and not our boy proves Null is a rigging rat!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This is just gonna keep escalating til Bossman is going to have locked his parents out of the house while he's doing $50k coin flips and then footage is gonna be leaked of Rekieta doing drugs with Nancy Pelosi or some crap that's even more ridiculous

BMJ is the closest thing we will ever have to a human cartoon though, no matter what happens he resets to where he started by the end of the episode, no matter how ridiculous it gets

He was made for syndication, but we're in a streaming world now.

 

[Telvanni]

All he had to do was immediately bank that 6 figure and continue the gamba sesh with his new sponsor money the next day
I don't even think he'd stop if he won a million.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Gets up to 10k on Dice and is about to leave. Goes all in on Blackjack instead

My favorite part

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Man, I don't see how you guys have the stomach to watch a guy who was riding so high crash so hard and ruin everything in his life.

I'm going back to Rekieta.

 

[Twinkletard]

Every time Austin makes a move for LOTY, Rekieta drops another bomb.

We can’t win, bros…

I guess that's one thing bossman has going for him: at least he isn't nick rekieta.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

What's the back end on this look like? These companies must be making boat loads off of this guy if they keep him around.

You think the other week Shuffle personnel were hyped about "getting bossman" from their competitor?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Bro could have walked away with a fucking house. Dude

 

[National Defense Advocate]

This is his equivalent to the Holocaust.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

I'm not surprised the site paid out the 150k. It's like your first hit of heroin, everytime after you're just chasing the dragon. Now, everytime Austin gambles, he believes he can win 150k every session. He'll keep dumping money after money into the site remembering the time he won 150k.

I don't follow BMJ, this is more or less my first time looking at his thread. Did he actually cash out? If not, they didn't pay out fuck all.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Admittedly only knowing little about Bossmanjack, I would have guessed he would change his name to “Brokemanjack” right about now.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Gambling is the lowest IQ addiction. The only thing lower is people who huff gas and duster.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Is anybody keeping track of how much money total he would have by this point if he wasn't a retard and banked his winnings?

 

[Random Internet Person]

Every time Austin makes a move for LOTY, Rekieta drops another bomb.

We can’t win, bros…

It’s like the Home Run Race of 1998.

 

[verymuchawful]

Rate me hat but I literally cannot stand this nigger. He could win big and give the retarded crack ape act up for one fucking hour, deposit his life-changing winnings, and hand it over to his parents to manage. Instead he chooses to inevitably lose it all every fucking time. Then does this gay nigger-faggot routine where he cries on Discord or in his chat about how no one's helping him.

 

[Collections Agent]

Now that the thread has been featured, I can't wait for all the fresh new takes and mentally challenging philosophical insights