Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[StannisTheMannis]

I reckon Kayla is drugged up to her eyeballs on 'legal' prescription drugs in the second house.

The no-tits wench is in the main home with Nick.

$5 Kayla checks the Internet and realises that every woman in Spicer, MN, America and the World knows that she abused her own kids.

So, she ODs on her drugs tonight (she's lost her kids, friends, family and church, her life is over).

Nick finds her dead tomorrow so buries her body in the woods.

Little does Nick and no-tits know but the local militia are stalking the property out, ready to perform God's justice.... and they film Nick and no-tits burying the body.

The dead body of Kayla is wearing the Sonichu medallion....

Ahhhh, reading this was the easiest wank in a while.....but seriously, I reckon it's likelier the naive 3rd wheel Miss *4th Month* will open her veins like Frank Pentangeli. Kayla looks more like a 'wither away and die of grief' kinda gal

 

[Pagan Min]

With all the straws that the Balldowashers have been grasping at all this time, I wonder what the next great cope will be... My bet is on the matrix theory...

"You don't get it, man!!! It's all a simulation! We're living at the whim of the system, man! What's that? What's the system??? You know what it is, dude... It's them! THEY'RE the ones behind the curtain, tweaking things, controlling our every move! And when we aren't righteous little puppets doing a little song and dance for THEM, then THEY will flip a switch and turn our world on its end! You can't trust the system, MAN!!!"

 

[Iron Hamster]

only 20% of the kids were on coke, guys.. that means 80% weren't.

meh. Every now and then one gets a bad apple. amirite?

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

I’m not exactly his biggest fan at the moment but I would assume that if they drug test the children they would also interview them and do an at least cursory physical examination.

Consider the following.
There are many ways sexual abuse could be occurring without leaving any physical evidence.
Unless those test results are completely botched he was either forcing, or coercing his child to use cocaine.
A child could also be apprehensive to reveal these things, and it may not be learned with initial interviews.

Is sexual abuse that far out of the realm of possibility from someone who would force or coerce a 9 year old use cocaine?

We have learned that Nick holds no moral convictions, at all.
We have also learned he will lie about anything and everything. He also likes to hide in plain sight, like when he stream from Jamaica and said him and his wife were going to go have sex with other strangers(right before leaving to go have sex with strangers). Or the hot tub stream.

That leaves me thinking the frequency with which he was making references ("jokes") just prior to his arrest, about CSA may not be a coincidence.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

Alex Stein is interviewing Ethan Van Sciver

 

[sum ting wong]

Unless those test results are completely botched he was either forcing, or coercing his child to use cocaine.

I don't like defending Nick but you're leaving out the very real 3rd possibility that he left cocaine somewhere and the kid got into without any adult coercing or forcing.

 

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only 20% of the kids were on coke, guys.. that means 80% weren't.

Four out of five children agree that the cocaine exposure they experienced was of a reasonable amount.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

I don't like defending Nick but you're leaving out the very real 3rd possibility that he left cocaine somewhere and the kid got into without any adult coercing or forcing.

How is that at a very real possibility?
Cocaine tastes AWFUL, and insufflating is very uncomfortable. A kid isn't going to be repeatedly eating/snorting cocaine they find laying around their own, that's fucking absurd dude.

You're acting like it was weed gummies or something.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I don't like defending Nick but you're leaving out the very real 3rd possibility that he left cocaine somewhere and the kid got into without any adult coercing or forcing.

In my view there's a few scenarios., with the caveat that I do not know how to read the results of the drug test enough to say what it indicates.
One, the kid got into the cocaine without the parents knowledge as am accident. Nine year olds are known to get into things they shouldn't, ask any nurse and they can tell you unattended kids have ingested plenty of things from toys to cleaning products. This to me is the most logical answer. As for the taste mentioned above, trust me kids have drank Pine Sol, eaten rat poison, you name it some kid probably got into it.
Two, the kid was habitually stealing coke from the polycule because she is a neglected child who found something that makes her feel good without actually knowing what it is. I have heard of cases like that, it's very rare but it does happen. Even here I would never blame her, that's firmly on the parents. This is less likely, but possible.
Third, some adult in the house was giving the kid the drugs. If this is the case, that's one of the worst case scenarios. As of now I doubt it, but am open to any new evidence that would point to it.

 

[DumbDude43]

Cocaine tastes AWFUL, and insufflating is very uncomfortable. A kid isn't going to be repeatedly eating/snorting cocaine they find laying around their own, that's fucking absurd dude.

it might taste awful, but if it makes you feel awesome then you'll want more anyway. works for children just like it works for adults.
and yes, kids will absolutely try and eat awful tasting things out of curiosity, that's why there are "keep out of reach of children" warnings on medicine

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Shit like this takes me far out of 'what a tragicomic fall for a cow' into 'I hate this motherfucker passionately' territory.

 

[AltisticRight]

Alex Stein is interviewing Ethan Van Sciver

Is this fat frog drawer always so smug and unfunny?
>Akshually, Chis Chan is a woman so please use she pronouns
>She's just like a lot of other women fucking their relatives
Is this funny?

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

Is this fat frog drawer always so smug and unfunny?
>Akshually, Chis Chan is a woman so please use she pronouns
>She's just like a lot of other women fucking their relatives
Is this funny?

Something really weird has happened to to EVS.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

it might taste awful, but if it makes you feel awesome then you'll want more anyway. works for children just like it works for adults.
and yes, kids will absolutely try and eat awful tasting things out of curiosity, that's why there are "keep out of reach of children" warnings on medicine

One, the kid got into the cocaine without the parents knowledge as am accident. Nine year olds are known to get into things they shouldn't, ask any nurse and they can tell you unattended kids have ingested plenty of things from toys to cleaning products. This to me is the most logical answer. As for the taste mentioned above, trust me kids have drank Pine Sol, eaten rat poison, you name it some kid probably got into it.

Are you forgetting that this is a 9 year old, and not a 2 year old crack baby?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Is this fat frog drawer always so smug and unfunny?
>Akshually, Chis Chan is a woman so please use she pronouns
>She's just like a lot of other women fucking their relatives
Is this funny?

He's as funny as his writing on all those Cyberfrog books. Reading them right now! Oh man these are so good. I'm so glad I am able to read these right now, while holding them in my hands right now.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Alex Stein is interviewing Ethan Van Sciver

Is EVS talking about how hard he swept for Nick last night.

 

[coof coof]

The more I see clips of recent Nick the more I think there is more than even drugs and alcohol at play at this point in his mental decline. This is just speculation and I am in no way a medical professional but I would put money on Nick having a fungal infection eating his brain. If anyone is unaware this is one of the huge massive flashing neon reasons to stay away from alcohol. When people get "beer gut" it usually isn't just fat from the excess calories but fungal overgrowth causing their gut to be distended and gross. I'll use

Spoiler: this

clip of Nick to illustrate what I'm talking about. Notice how there is visibly more mass between his nose and his left eye than his nose and his right eye. His left eye also appears to droop more on the outside edge than his right eye. The real kicker is at 0:24 in the video you can see visible protrusions to the side of his nose that to me look like tendrils which wrap into his eye socket and nasal cavity. If the guy is a coke head who knows what kind of nasal damage could be going on, but to me its pretty compelling. Especially so considering we know he's been living off of a diet of sugar/carbs/alcohol. A fungal infection damaging his frontal lobe and hippocampus could easily lead to the change in personality we've seen in him. Nick if you are experiencing joint pain, muscle twitches, difficulty sleeping without sugar, random fatigue, sensitivity to sunlight, impaired short term memory, vision changes (ahem like needing to close an eye to read chat), pain around your gut, and nausea then you may want to get medical help or something for that instead of trying to treat it with stimulants and more alcohol.

 

[morew44881]

TUG is balldowashing rn

 

[Harm]

He's as funny as his writing on all those Cyberfrog books. Reading them right now! Oh man these are so good. I'm so glad I am able to read these right now, while holding them in my hands right now.

It still blows my mind that he's ten eleven months late delivering a ten page book he hasn't even finished scripting yet.

You'd think the hundreds of thousands of dollars would mean he doesn't have to livestream constantly for handouts.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Are you forgetting that this is a 9 year old, and not a 2 year old crack baby?

While it is true that children under six are most at risk for accidental ingestion of various things, it's still not an impossibility especially when considering neglectful environments.