Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DuranceVile]

Imagine it all ends with Schneider posting a short on Nick's YouTube channel after it's been seized in the lawsuit, months into Nick's prison term; "it was me who scanned the documents, fuckface."

Spoiler: Surprise, lawslut

West Nile's final revenge

 

[AnOminous]

Just a reminder for all the enablers: you might have helped expose a 9yo to copious amounts of cocaine by a couple of drug addicts; she might have ingested some of that too. Cheers!

Balldo washers belong against a wall.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Here's the link

The little tidbits and jokes made at Nick's expense from those in the know are just glorious. Nick really is the same faggot in real life we got to know from this thread. I never saw his comedy as real comedy. Nick is a passive aggressive whinge who doesn't actually have a sense of humor, but learned to emulate one so he could mask his inner seethe. It's fine when it's targeted at other people, but he has to dismantle anything said his direction since in his mind, all jokes are weapons designed to seek and destroy. Last night showed his abuse of the comedy craft just perfectly.

Thanks fren. I'll save this for later.

His style of humor is the worst. I've ironically laughed at Chris Bores (Irate Gamer) more than Nick post-2022. He has absolutely zero sense of comedic timing, or how to deliver a joke in a way that's actually funny or clever.

This guy is so unfunny he says things like "Hey, I was gonna do a joke about..." and trying to cram a comment in as fast as possible with zero sense of timing, like the diaper fetish "joke."

Back in May, I did not at all think Aaron would be quite the useful asset, so I do feel a tiny bit bad for killing him off. lol. But again, I wrote that script long before all this shit happened. I did not plan on literally everything going to Hell with this clown. But that said I did make at least some changes after the arrest and his cult defense force came to be.

He was sweeping just a few weeks ago and trying to move the conversation into "ah poor Nick just needs help and everyone deserves a second chance" crap.

Here's the problem with the "second chance" thing.

What would he be getting a second chance for exactly? The signs of what he's been arrested for, and is being harpooned for now, have been there for practically a year, for some things even longer. So when you've been doing the same thing for a year (for simplicity sake), been called out for it by a lot of people for a year, enablers choose to ignore it for that amount of time, he's finally at the point where it cannot be looked past anymore, they say he needs a second chance?

A "second chance" was off the table the moment he was originally called out for these things, and he along with others did nothing, a long time ago. This would be like... "lets give him a 366th chance!"

A "second chance" also sounds insulting to anyone he abused or neglected, as it went on more than simply once.

 

[Pure Soap]

Apparently Coomalot just said on stream that Nick would wax poetic on the “medicinal” benefits of cocaine. This faggot might’ve actually been intentionally dosing his fucking 9 year old.

On a slightly more humorous note, Rockstar needs to hire Balldo to do the LEGALIZE MEDICINAL COCAINE radio commercial for GTA 6. Doing voiceovers for 25¢ an hour is easier than stamping license plates.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Balldo washers belong against a wall.

We must compile a list of the paypigs sending this nigger money
FOR THE CHILDREN

 

[Train Operator]

Nick: *gets drunk every night, shows up on camera with white powder on his nose and talks about nothing but his own perverted degeneracy for months*

The Evil Gubment: "oh, this guy's to big of a threat to us, we better create an insane conspiracy to shut him up, but we should make it so the fake charges are such that he can plea out and likely get no jail time if he want."

this is literally the scenario nick wants people to believe. lol.

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so i know kayla is a washed up crack whore at this point and is probably just letting nick handle her case for her (which is insane) but if she spontaneously grew a brain and took a plea deal with the prosecutors how fucked would nick be? i mean, it's clear he's going total Retard War with the state but is she really gonna go to big girl prison because of his ODD?

 

[Booby Jones]

How is that at a very real possibility?
Cocaine tastes AWFUL, and insufflating is very uncomfortable. A kid isn't going to be repeatedly eating/snorting cocaine they find laying around their own, that's fucking absurd dude.

You're acting like it was weed gummies or something.

I don't think you're speaking from experience because it isn't very uncomfortable to insufflate. Also maybe it's just my retarded generation but kids were snorting smarties in my school at ages 7-10 for whatever retarded reason without a problem.
Life's weird, brudda. Don't assume weird shit doesn't happen.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Spoiler: Surprise, lawslut

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West Nile's final revenge

I forgot the Lemon guy I think this will be his quote about balldo...

 

[Pure Soap]

so i know kayla is a washed up crack whore at this point and is probably just letting nick handle her case for her (which is insane) but if she spontaneously grew a brain and took a plea deal with the prosecutors how fucked would nick be? i mean, it's clear he's going total Retard War with the state but is she really gonna go to big girl prison because of his ODD?

I think there is a nonzero chance that she actually takes the stand to testify against Nick to get a more lenient sentence that doesn’t include prison time. At this point, I don’t think they could get a plea deal that doesn’t result in prison.

 

[Sretan Božo]

Apparently Coomalot just said on stream that Nick would wax poetic on the “medicinal” benefits of cocaine. This faggot might’ve actually been intentionally dosing his fucking 9 year old.

On a slightly more humorous note, Rockstar needs to hire Balldo to do the LEGALIZE MEDICINAL COCAINE radio commercial for GTA 6. Doing voiceovers for 25¢ an hour is easier than stamping license plates.

Your honor, my daughter had a toothache. This is simply a return to tradition. The FDA and DEA are secret communists.

 

[CoomerTine]

Baldo Bros I don’t feel so good

Crackieta lost DUI Guy

https://x.com/theduiguyplus/status/1803657363552911554?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

 

[Annealing Crater]

At this point, almost anything is on the table for Nick’s degeneracy. Every time you think he’s been exposed for the most disgusting thing, he comes out with another revelation. There is no rock bottom. He can always go lower, until he’s dead.

It’s been fascinating that the generally accepted speculation has consistently been exceeded.

He likes to take our wife on overseas vacations to watch her get blacked —> they are bringing the swinging partners into the home, living with them, exposing the kids to the Qover.

Nick drives the kids around after staying up all night drinking, with inadequate sleep or time to sober up —> Nick is recklessly speeding around, witnessed driving drunk by multiple locals, swerving, no insurance or registration, constantly being pulled over.

Nick hates his kids and delegates their care and taking care of the house to our wife and the nanny —> No one is caring for the kids. They are all starving and filthy. The house is a disaster.

Nick is taking coke during his streams —> the whole house, favorite child included, are on coke and large quantities are lying around openly. Nick’s late night drives are coke pickups and hookers and polycules visits.

Nick is progressively more openly heretical, people speculate this may cause problems for his church homeschool coop and his teaching —> Nick has been fired from teaching, some of the kids are taken out of homeschooling and not being taught at all.

I think it’s not useful to speculate about sexual abuse at this point, we definitely need concrete evidence first. Whatever happened in that hell house, only time will tell as more facts become available. However there are definitely warning signs and escalations that at least warrant some discernment from people who personally involve themselves with Nick and his harem, or allow them to associate with their families in real life.

• A major risk factor for this type of abuse is the presence of non-related sexual partners of parents being in the home. The kids don’t just have to worry about running into mom’s boyfriend, but Nick’s as well.
• Nick has carried on his drug-fueled sex orgies in the family home filled with children.
• Nick has attempted to set up an at home sex dungeon next to his children’s bedrooms. The only thing that stopped this was repeated refusals by contractors.
• Nick has walked back his stance on pedophilia. He used to say all pedos deserve the wall. Now he has said nobody deserves the wall in response to others saying pedos should be killed, he has associated himself with brazen open pedophiles in the sektur. He used to say cuties was CSAM and that the producers and distributors should be prosecuted and/or executed. He now says that cuties is beautiful artistic free speech expression.
• Nick has expressed the view that parents should be sexually open with their children to a level way beyond the norm. He lamented that his own parents did not include him in their sex life when he was a child.
• Nick is a self-professed porn addict from a young age. Paraphilias tend to escalate in these types.

Let’s hope he really has reached rock bottom this time, before it gets any worse.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I truly believe he is trying to smoke out the haters to leave only the most hardcore sycophants in his hug box.

Has there been a change in his Locals chats (if they're still up?) Are the balldo washers fighting or closing ranks?

Back in May, I did not at all think Aaron would be quite the useful asset, so I do feel a tiny bit bad for killing him off. lol. But again, I wrote that script long before all this shit happened. I did not plan on literally everything going to Hell with this clown. But that said I did make at least some changes after the arrest and his cult defense force came to be.

If we don't get an Aaron force ghost appearance I will be minutely disappointed.

Coomalot's characterization was prescient though. The careful drops of damaging info while remaining Nick's "friend" are so in line with your movie that I expect you tapped into the meme zeitgeist during its production. (Or Coomalot saw your movie and modeled his response to this situation after it. He seems... easily influenced.)

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Baldo Bros I don’t feel so good

Crackieta lost DUI Guy

https://x.com/theduiguyplus/status/1803657363552911554?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

So, what you're tell'n me is, that giving a 9-year-old coke whore coke, is worse than drunk driving?

Well, I never.

 

[Strix454]

so i know kayla is a washed up crack whore at this point and is probably just letting nick handle her case for her (which is insane) but if she spontaneously grew a brain and took a plea deal with the prosecutors how fucked would nick be?

Post the drug test information about the kid coming out, Nick is so totally fucked in the case that they don't have to offer a deal to Kayla or anyone else. After Nick's stream last night and knowing about the drug test, I don't think CPS is going to have any interest in returning the kids to them for a long time. I also don't think the criminal court is going to be much interested in listening to Nick's arguments.

I think there might have been a window where Kayla might have been able to show remorse, go into rehab and have CPS see her as an eventual place to put the kids. But I think that window is shut down. And maybe with the nine year old's test result, it wasn't going to happen anyway.

I think any defense Nick tries in court is going to utterly fail. I think he is at the mercy of the system and doesn't now even have room to negotiate a deal. If he gets a deal, its going to be a deal decided entirely by the prosecutors.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Coomalot's characterization was prescient though. The careful drops of damaging info while remaining Nick's "friend" are so in line with your movie that I expect you tapped into the meme zeitgeist during its production. (Or Coomalot saw your movie and modeled his response to this situation after it. He seems... easily influenced.)

Cody strikes me as the type that bottles up negative feelings about people, especially when he feels they betrayed him, like how Nick "wasn't his friend anymore." He would not stop talking about it, even to the point of going to Nick's chat about it. That's where I got the idea to have Nick "excommunicate him" and Cody then exacts his vengeance. I disagree with that part of Sean's review when he said the motive to go after Nick didn't make sense. It makes perfect sense. lol

I would actually be more excited to see Cody watch it than Nick. Nick would just be a fucking faggot and not give any real thoughts about anything. But I'd like to get a Camelot reaction to him teaming up with EVS to kill the king, frame Nick, and take over the kingdom.

So, what you're tell'n me is, that giving a 9-year-old coke whore coke, is worse than drunk driving?

Well, I never.

It's at least interesting seeing what these people's "limits" are. You'd think a lawyer would take the time to look at all of what's readily available, if for no other reason, to know exactly how to defend your client. So what exactly is the difference between the previous documents/incident reports/etc, and this one? They all say that there is child abuse. Previously, like you said, says there's drunk driving with children in the car. That's not horrible enough.

This makes me think when the body cam footage drops, he might actually lose quite a few more people.

But EVS I think will ride it out until the very end. Nick hates Eric July, and EVS hates Eric July more than anything else in his entire life, so if Ethan denounced Nick, it would be betraying his crusade. He is mentally incapable of siding against anyone that hates Eric July, because his whole life now is run by Eric July.

 

[Major]

Has anyone got links to what Nick has said re: paedophilia or the 'jokes' about his kids? This is getting darker than I feared.

Also, him talking about his parents never talking about sex to him being a bad thing is fucking weird.

 

[morew44881]

Never knew that Nick walked back on his anti-pedo stance.
That's concerning, especially about his 9 year old daughter and the coke found in her system. I had thought that she might've snorted up some leftover nosecandy by imitating her parents, but this is turning real fucking dark. Nick needs to be put against the wall. Prison won't do anything to change him, since he'll probably just enjoy the salami action.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Has anyone got links to what Nick has said re: paedophilia or the 'jokes' about his kids? This is getting darker than I feared.

Also, him talking about his parents never talking about sex to him being a bad thing is fucking weird.

This?

 

[200MB]

Baldo Bros I don’t feel so good

Crackieta lost DUI Guy

https://x.com/theduiguyplus/status/1803657363552911554?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

tfw plain old child neglect isn't enough to lose DUI Guy; They have to literally be on drugs.