Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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BIG_BRAD said:
In other news, Matt Bahr is now beefing with Krimcl and threatening to call his mom live on air
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Dick masterson weighs in
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Kinochet makes a pretty good point in the responses. This will be ignored.
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Almost like that time he called a woman's adoptive parents on air to humilia-Ah fuck it.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Juju bitched to the IRS, nobody cares what happens to him now.
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I meant it when I said I won't "bother" to fuck with Juju. It's not worth my time, is all. As he is an informer and a pedophilia advocate, I don't judge anyone who does mean things to him.
Max2019 said:
The whole "Libertarians can't call the police" argument is retarded anyway. I'm fairly certain that libertarians aren't against having a police force, they just think it shouldn't be government owned. Given that we don't live in a libertarian society and there aren't really private police forces, it's hardly a big L if a libertarian calls the cops
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Is this sort of Ancap horseshit really what people think of when they hear "libertarian?" If so, I really need to find a better way to express "I want the Constitution to be respected and for crimes one commits against oneself to be intervened on with psychological help rather than criminal punishment." The police could be improved, but they're good to have.
Desktop User2 said:
I know it has been said multiple times in this thread but it still amazes me how Maddox managed to fuck his lawsuit when there´s plenty of evidence of this wetback claiming to want to fuck with his money.
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The users on here saying "Maddox won" should at least say "Maddox won by default." He's a retarded cuck. Juju is worse, but being cooler than Juju is nothing to brag about.
Desktop User2 said:
I believe Guga Foods and assorted channels that make middle aged women like Juju buy expensive gadgets to try to salvage their god awful cooking skills are on the same culinary genocidal level as competition shows like Masterchef and assorted faggotry. It´s just a fucking steak, Manuel, dry it and sear it, you dont need a blowtorch.
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Imagine his next steak, tasting like he cooked it with a Bic lighter.
Incecticyder said:
This is my favourite video from this drama. Nick is increasingly realising that Dax is an idiot and he went into a fight he lost by entering. Dax is grasping at more straws than a farmer with a scarecrow fetish and is basing his accusation on not knowing or caring to learn about how much it costs to make a comicbook. He hates Eric and thus in his own mind, anything Eric does has a significant chance of being a fraud and he makes accusations publicly without care to their validity. If Eric suffers any business issue that can be traced back at him, Dax is screwed.


Then why do it? Unless he wants to erase earlier stuff, that is.
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Because he's stupid enough, despite being a "web engineer" to think DFE will protect him from the Popo.
Fools Idol said:
Dax is pretty fat although I suppose he gets a pass due to the fact that he's like 50.
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I don't give people shit about their looks, unless they're delusional. Like Fatrick, Dax constantly brags about his physique, despite his frumpy cleaning woman body.

And being old doesn't mean you can't be in shape, especially when your job is talking for 3 hours a week. I'd love to see Jeff Cavaliere, who isn't a prick to fatties, hesr Juju talk shit and then see what he looks like.
KateHikes14 said:
Can you word filter on a single thread? Dick > Dax Herrera etc...
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Do the whole "Juju the Cow, a man who likes getting pounded in the anus" spiel.

Pissmaster said:
@AltisticRight Oh, I just noticed, the OP doesn't list Dax's middle name anywhere. It's Arthur. Dax Arthur Herrera. IIRC he was named that after his dad.
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Missed opportunity to name him "Dah." If they had to name him after a DS9 character, "Quark" would have been more apt.
 
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dicksoy.png MoooooOooo
 
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Watching the Podawful video - it was extremely difficult him being such a self aggrandizing faggot - I have no opinion on the hulagirl86 shit besides being convinced it´s Marie but how was that supposed to be "comedy gold"? She probably was a camgirl way before the whole Maddox and Dick enterprises and their relationship probably didn´t evolve from a parasocial one. What was supposed to be funny about it?
I remember Dick content being scarce at the time, I first heard of him because of the simpspiracy, but that was just weak. Relevant for an informational stand point but weak for fun.
 
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Desktop User2 said:
Relevant for an informational stand point
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That was pretty much the only reason I shared it ITT. It seems like a decent enough summary for the relevant events at the time for anyone who’s uninformed or wants more info and is willing to check out a 1h45m video with some long haired crazy man in John Lennon glasses.
 
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Watching the Podawful video - it was extremely difficult him being such a self aggrandizing faggot
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Jessie is really a godsend for Dax. He's so unlikable, everything he does is a grift, even clips of him talking are like the biggest turnoff. He's just viscerally unpalatable to any normal person.

That's why someone like PPP could just charge in and fuck his shit up. For years Dax has been on easy street dealing with fucking Jessie and ex-fans like Big Brad, somehow thinking those guys are hard to deal with. Then this fat guy that's actually really funny and much more goal-oriented with both his 1-on-1 delivery and distribution of content presses him and he has no idea what to do.

It's like with Kinochet. Kinochet says anything about Ralph and you roll your eyes until someone else actually looks into it and verifies it. Jessie could have evidence that Dax was on the Epstein Island flight logs and nobody would care because it's really hard to care what someone drenched in cum has to say.
 
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So every post now has a built in link watermark. I thought the site was glitching out.

You earned it Juju, now get your udder milked some more.

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That's why someone like PPP could just charge in and fuck his shit up. For years Dax has been on easy street dealing with fucking Jessie and ex-fans like Big Brad, somehow thinking those guys are hard to deal with. Then this fat guy that's actually really funny and much more goal-oriented with both his 1-on-1 delivery and distribution of content presses him and he has no idea what to do.
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I especially like how PPP was able to deconstruct his every futile attempt at humour and turned Juju into the unfunniest tryhard in the room.
 
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Jessie is really a godsend for Dax. He's so unlikable, everything he does is a grift, even clips of him talking are like the biggest turnoff. He's just viscerally unpalatable to any normal person.
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I think the simp texts saga is definitely the biggest miss for him. He could’ve shown the texts and articles and laughed but he was so fucking gay about it trying to gay op Metokur into talking about. Dax gets on the Killstream with him and Jesse admits to watching revenge porn together with Maddox.
 
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The Ancestor said:
I think the simp texts saga is definitely the biggest miss for him. He could’ve shown the texts and articles and laughed but he was so fucking gay about it trying to gay op Metokur into talking about. Dax gets on the Killstream with him and Jesse admits to watching revenge porn together with Maddox.
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I wouldnt mind the "gay op", it could actually be funny to show someone's biases towards one person, if that was the goal. It would be funnier to show Metokur playing favorites than the Marie camwhore shit, but that was not it; for what I saw, Jessie clearly wasn´t trying to share information for fun but was self inserting on the drama and really trying to make it about him.

In my mind, this just kills it for me - if I am up for laugh at someone, I couldn´t care less about how great you think you are, the funny shit is the lolcow being a retard.

PPP and Andy just dealt with the simp test wonderfully IMO by dramatically reading them. I just heard it today and it was pretty funny and effective on showing how much of a faggot Juju is but Jesse incessantly tried to make it about how great he was on acquiring the text.
 
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I went to school with Dad Herrera. One day while I was eating a poptart for breakfast, he came up to me and asked me if it was good. But before I could answer, he took it out of my hands. But instead of eating it, he proceeds to open a packet of mustard and empties its contents onto my pastry. Then, while it still has my spittle on it, he proceeds to eat it. Horrified onlookers watch as he devours my half eaten pastry drizzled in condiments before he says "Could've used some mayonnaise."
 
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