Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Baldos Revenge said:
It's like what jewsh said. Dick says stupid shit to get attention. If we all just started ignoring him he would probably shoot himself.. hmm. Hey guys I got the craziest idea. Hear me out..
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Let’s be real. He wouldn’t commit suicide until everyone stops talking about him and he gets kicked off of Patreon.
 
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Desktop User2 said:
So, he is the 12yo, not the pessimist.
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yes.

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looks like things between Matt Bahr and Go Go Power Schizo have escalated. Matt is going live in a half hour to call Krimcl's mom. UPDATE: The mom was not called. They just made fun of his youtube video and went over Krim's insane twitter threats.
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After Matt posted Krimcl's dox, EVS rushed to his aid. Is he implying these "back channels" are in Eric July's camp? Interesting response
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The "DMs" Matt is referring to
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BIG_BRAD said:
The hypermasculinity thing I think is a little exaggerated. Dick is a gay furry and a lot of his fans are gay furries. I remember a call-in a few years ago where a fan described a meetup where 2 dickheads had a gay awakening together. The dickhead idea of masculinity is more about being """cool""", """funny""" and libertarian, like Dick
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I enjoyed the TBPITU and the dick show as a casual listener when it seemed like it was a bit, the hypermasculine shit obviously wasn't real for him or Maddox (and Maddox even disavowed everything funny or cool that he's done). But if he's a normal guy playing a character all the too far or shitty jokes can be interpretated as just having fun with a character. The beginning of the Mint salad debacle (when it was just drawing furry porn, not the saddest pornos in the universe) shattered that illusion like seeing Maddox's real visage and voice shattered the "badass pirate" illusion. It became clear he didn't care about women besides being wet holes (or strapon wielders in his particular case) he could "fuck" or rent out for profit, then they aren't funny rants for humors sake, they're a simp's rage. Mad about women being protected from fucking up their life, mad about women not being manipated in ways he finds gratifying.
If he was always such a faggot, or if it's something thats been growing idk. I think some of the moments of TBPITU still held up last I chucked one on since, but I don't think I made it halfway through to the "B" problems.
 
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Symalsa said:
@AltisticRight nice job on the OP. My Brian is little fried but didn’t Duck also have a failed Fediverse instance that only Rekieta signed up for? I swear this happened but I’ll have to let others offer up details. There’s so much with Dick that I learned from the OP and I thought I knew most of it.
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Yeah, it had only the squealing piggy Ethan Ralph on it and they got slashed from namely poa.st because pig can't stop bitching about Graf. Since poa.st had a rule against doxing (defined as sharing shit the target doesn't want out there), they got canned almost immediately.

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Watermark is giving me Tianmen Square copypasta vibes
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I tried to make one for Juju but it just sounded like an autistic mess.
Like, how am I supposed to translate "juju" into Chinese? By its pronunciation like 菊菊 (one-word slang for anus by the way)? Not that funny.
 
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BIG_BRAD said:
yes.

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looks like things between Matt Bahr and Go Go Power Schizo have escalated. Matt is going live in a half hour to call Krimcl's mom.
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After Matt posted Krimcl's dox, EVS rushed to his aid. Is he implying these "back channels" are in Eric July's camp? Interesting response
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The "DMs" Matt is referring to
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Since cynicism is ruled out and he is just a stagnant little boy, it made me think about the July thing and his bizarre diatribe about art. Was he connected in any way to that comic Vito was trying to promote and July barred him, the initial incident that started the whole spergout? Because his issue might not be only trying to stir up some new lolsuit to milk for content, Juju himself may be butthurt because he´s not producing anything new, there´s no advancement whatsoever while this dude is going places with his new creative work. If he is an envious little boy, that might sting specially if he was involved directly or indirectly with Vito´s comic.
 
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In that art spiel, he was specially butthurt about bad art being rewarded and how it was ok to fuck with July because bad art should not be supported. If you think things like a little boy and patronage as a zero sum game, bad EJ art being supported means good Juju art is not.
 
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Desktop User2 said:
In that art spiel, he was specially butthurt about bad art being rewarded and how it was ok to fuck with July because bad art should not be supported. If you think things like a little boy and patronage as a zero sum game, bad EJ art being supported means good Juju art is not.
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so is it okay to fuck with daxipad because all his "art" is fat women jokes, trying to wear maddox as a skin suit, and troll shielding the vitophile?
 
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owed to joy said:
Dude is a liar. He's a faggot who's deep down still really butthurt about not being a good actor, singer, musician, comedian, author and most of all, prom king. Insecurities of a 45 year old balding fat princess.
This is the only place you'll ever be famous Dax. In another faggot's universe on KiwiFarms. Always been a cow but never the biggest. Just the oldest.
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Going with actual age, Daxipad’s definitely the oldest. When speaking of the oldestfag, Gaytor is who comes to mind. Juju’s not even innovative in his elderly pathos.
 
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ChromaQuack said:
Dick: IT'S THAT DARN COMIC SELLER AGAIN SEAN! ACK ACK ACK

Sean: Baa.

Dick: THAT FAKE LIBERTARIAN WENT MASK OFF AND SAID HIM AND THE KAREN FARMS WILL CANCEL ME NEXT MONTH SEAN!

Sean: Baa.
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Sean has to be there out of some weird sense of obligation at this point right? I know Daxipad literally had to bribe him to leave Maddox's show by giving him a percentage of his patreon money every month, but considering that number has been hidden for years at this point, that amount can't possibly be enough to put up with this shit.
 
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Desktop User2 said:
Juju himself may be butthurt because he´s not producing anything new, there´s no advancement whatsoever while this dude is going places with his new creative work. If he is an envious little boy, that might sting specially if he was involved directly or indirectly with Vito´s comic.
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That's been the case. Baby dick Dax hasn't created anything since he's debut pizza hut commercial got pulled. He's been playing the same unfleshed out parody since Dr Phil was anything culturally relevant. The Same Character. STILL boasting about a book he supposedly wrote in the 90s that nobody ever read but knows the title because he can't stop saying it. Loser's done nothing but seethe at other people who make shit for years, because he can't make shit except a lot of people bored of hearing about Maddox and Eric July and whomever else he envies for their even minuscule levels of creativity. Probably one of the many reasons he relates to Vito.
 
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