Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Quick MS paint mouse action while waiting for him to chuck the last $5.5k $4k $2k

EDIT: Thank you fggt_mcdckface for letting me know I forgot the chain
 
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Xenomorph said:
Why are people getting so pissy more Kiwis are coming in to partake in this cavalcade of addiction?
I noticed some cow threads the posters can become quite the closed clique.
Don't get me wrong idiots just following what's new and being retarded in the thread but I see a lot of people get chided who are actually discussing the topic.
Cobra thread is the same way.
Either way Austin looks every bit of the rat he calls his haydurs.
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I've only been following since the curtain arc, but personally, what I see when newbs come to this thread is very repetitive moralizing and baffled "This guy gets PAID???!!!????" posts. With most lolcows on the site, people follow them because they're in a cycle of despicable behaviour that people laugh at them for and want them gone ultimately, like Tomlinson and Juju the cow. But Cobra and Bossman have a different appeal. They are in a cycle of despicable behaviour, but they have become a loveable character specifically due to their failure.

With Rekieta or Tomlinson people want them to stop behaving that way and either get better or at least, be removed from the internet, but with Bossman, people here have understood that there is no saving him, he is forever going to be stuck in an eternal cycle of juice -> multiply -> lose -> rage, and we love him for it. Anything an enabler does to keep him in the cycle only improves the entertainment and keeps him satisfied. But newbies don't understand this, they come in moralize about how gambling is le bad and addiction is le bad and Bossman should be banned from casinos, they want to fix him somehow, and this is both boring and irritating because all of it has been said hundreds of times by now the exact same way. The closest analogy I can think of is what Praetor has done to Chris Chan, where while trying to somehow "fix" him, they have destroyed everything that made him interesting and cut everyone off.
 
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Xenomorph said:
Why are people getting so pissy more Kiwis are coming in to partake in this cavalcade of addiction?
I noticed some cow threads the posters can become quite the closed clique.
Don't get me wrong idiots just following what's new and being retarded in the thread but I see a lot of people get chided who are actually discussing the topic.
Cobra thread is the same way.
Either way Austin looks every bit of the rat he calls his haydurs.
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Because Bossman the type of cow to produce seething and envy in a certain percentage of onlookers who will then try to get him banned, investigated by the IRS etc etc despite being hands down the least offensive lolcow perhaps on the entire site. No tranny shit, no pedo shit just a perfect and endless cycle of gamba content.

We have a comfy group of Bossman enjoyers who would like to keep him just the way he is.
 
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BrodyDaMan said:
At this point I'm convinced Bossman is a far superior advertisement for gambling than even big streamers like Adin Ross or Trainwrecks. These guys usually cash out, and play with moderation, all while telling the audience that gambling is an addiction and they should not follow them. But while watching Bossman, there's a consistent intrusive thought that keeps coming up: "Dude...I could do it so much better than this guy, this is so easy, just cash out when you have profit lol".

Luckily for me, the first time I tried stake I lost a bunch of money fast and have never touched it since, but the advertisement still worked on me.
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100%. I had my taste of gamba for life after losing a few hundred during the 2020 election. But seeing how retarded Austin is with his gambling has still made me think "wow I could do better than this", it's quite sneaky and insidious really

I'm happy Josh added the disclaimer for the impulse folks out there
 
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Xenomorph said:
Why are people getting so pissy more Kiwis are coming in to partake in this cavalcade of addiction?
I noticed some cow threads the posters can become quite the closed clique.
Don't get me wrong idiots just following what's new and being retarded in the thread but I see a lot of people get chided who are actually discussing the topic.
Cobra thread is the same way.
Either way Austin looks every bit of the rat he calls his haydurs.
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We've been subliminally trained by BMJ.
Anyone that says anything that's not in lock step with what we want them to say is a rat that needs a ban, unless you give us money for an unban every time you say something we don't like.
 
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