Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%

  • Total voters
    379
I don't think he has any say in where they go.
He doesn’t but parents provide a list of contact info for kinship care. It’s actually in the laws about child removal.

They ask the parents “give us the names and contact info” for non-shitbags in your family that might want to take in the kids. I’m just saying he would have left Kayla’s kin off the list.
 
People like the character of Hunter S. Thompson that he created and played for a while out in public. They like what he wrote in the books and want all that to be real too. But he was just a miserable, awful guy with nothing to recommend him at all in real life.

The legend is that he started using cocaine regularly in 1973 and that was the end of him as a writer or much of anything other than someone famous for being famous.
A guy acting like the dude on Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is funny to watch in a movie, and it'd probably be funny IRL for about an hour until the novelty wore off then it would just be irritating as shit.
And by all account the real Thompson was nothing like the dude that Depp played.
 
Now, though, I'm wondering if he was reading them because he got off on the content but could convince himself that he was a more virtuous person because he never acted on those impulses

It has to be in 2018 but I tuned in to a nick addressing the MAP debate and he had a canned reply that explained very well children cant consent. They depend on adults and that dependency and trust cant be betrayed or something like that.

I dont get pedo vibes from nick, given the fact that he sought out a couple for swinging, also while kickvic got gas for his show, he never really leaned into anime shit. the pippa makes me think he wanted to potch subs.

Anime matsuri....fucking consluts. fuck he was asking mandy to go.

Shit the way he simped for mandy....yeah I dont see him being a pedo.

Now a late 1990s early 2000 edge lord making olsen twins jokes i do see.
 
I think this is the clip you're talking about, although I think it starts after the talk about the Rumble contract
What a completely smug asshole. It's great to see him down in the slime and muck now. Who's laughing now faggot?
Apparently, April told Aaron that Nick sometimes needs breaks in the middle of sex due to his heat allergy. Keanu is unconvinced that a heat allergy is the real reason, and Aaron agrees.
Maybe his real allergy is to heterosexual intercourse. Some time in the middle, he can no longer keep up the fantasy that he's banging a black dude instead of a gross woman.

I almost feel sorry for that heat allergy excuse. He's over-working it like a slave. It may be the single dumbest excuse I've ever heard for being a limp-dicked fairy.
 
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Both of them are so gay that it seems like that inevitable happened at some point. And probably went beyond suggestions. I mean that is why they bitch at each other like broke up gay lovers. Nick even goes full queen and talks about how "fat" and unattractive Aaron was.

It's always seemed to me like a non-insignificant portion of men take up swinging because they want to have sex with other men but can't come up with a way to get there from where they are.

Sleeping four to a bed just makes it easier to broach the subject of sucking your pal's cock. You'd have no shortage of excuses. "Lets see who gives the best head -- women or men?"
 
he pivots to talking about how addiction is entirely a medical problem with no moral quality to it.
Fun fact, cocaine is not addictive. Heroine is addictive, alcohol is addictive, but cocaine doesn’t work like that. You could quit cold turkey from one day to the next and be 100% fine. The only “addiction“ quality is entirely mental, it is personal desire and will that makes them keep using. In that instance, when you have five children in a drug den and are doing lines during church service, the question is moral and not medical.
It's always seemed to me like a non-insignificant portion of men take up swinging because they want to have sex with other men but can't come up with a way to get there from where they are.
If you’ve ever had the misfortune in seeing cuck posts from Reddit, you’ll know this is true. All they talk about is the “bull” and how the “bull” makes them feel, their fantasies center the other man, their wife is nothing but a whore who could be replaced by any female.

Reminds me of when Rekieta said he didn’t like interracial porn as it was racist because it fetishises black men. Imagine being such a dumb faggot cunt you watch porn and think yes, it’s the black men being fetishised, not the white women who are key to that scenario.

edit: made the cokeheads mad with this one
 
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How would nick swing in prison?
With his pants sagging and kool aid rubbed on his lips like lipstick.
Imagine eating an egg two weeks after it was prepared.
Only acceptable if the eggs are pickled.

Eggs pickled in hot sauce are delicious.
Bookmarked this post btw. This idea gives me "Night Santa Went Crazy" vibes, and I may make this a video someday if nobody else does it before I get around to it.
I'm surprised the Rackets cultists haven't pushed this theory.
Apparently his comeback stream was a huge success according to Barnes:
Success for the detractors because the stream was a PR disaster.
edit: stupid question because I am not from the US, did he transport these quantities across state lines, and would that mean that it would become a federal matter?
He didn't cross state lines. If the feds wanted to they could find a reason to press federal charges. There is no indication that will happen. Nick isn't some key right wing figure speaking truth to power.
It is true. Youtube says his most recent stream made him about $1,500 which IIRC is his most successful stream since early 2023 and by itself is something like 1/5 of his streaming income this year.
Less youtube cut and taxes how much is that? $700? Which will be going to TWO of his THREE sets of lawyers to come up with a strategy to deal with the damage he did to his criminal and CPS cases to mitigate the damage he did on stream because he can't keep his mouth shut. That's not a net win friend.
Sleeping four to a bed just makes it easier to broach the subject of sucking your pal's cock. You'd have no shortage of excuses. "Lets see who gives the best head -- women or men?"
"HA HA! Wouldn't it be funny if I put the tip of my dick in your ass bra?"
"Only the tip I swear."
"HA HA! Oops I came in your ass bra! Isn't that funny?"
"Now let's kiss"
"Bitches leave!"
 
It's always seemed to me like a non-insignificant portion of men take up swinging because they want to have sex with other men but can't come up with a way to get there from where they are.
I think it’s that but also many become “porn sick” where they coom so much to watching porn where strange men fuck women that suddenly they need to see the same IRL to get off. Cucking can be a porn born disease.

Here's the clip.

Family Dinner: The Gang's All Here

Aaron shares a story wherein he pays for dinner as a "thank you" to Robert Rekieta for watching the kids for the week so Nick and Kayla could do "whatever they wanted."

Whatever they were doing, Aaron apparently felt indebted enough to pay for the babysitting by proxy. It was the last day Aaron was with everyone (when Nick started asking uncomfortable sex questions).

Kayla's parents, Nick's parent's, the Rekieta children, and of course Nick, Kayla, Aaron, and April were there. When the bill came, Nick just handed it to his dad but Aaron intercepted and paid as a thank you for looking after the kids.

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Excellent work!

Archive: (not the best quality, but I wanted to try and save it here)

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Right, he did mention Kayla’s family. So Aaron has had contact with Kayla’s family both before and after the quover.

I do wonder who comprised “Kayla’s family” at that dinner. I’m assuming they were estranged from some members of Kayla’s family before the qouver era. After April had been officially installed as girlfriend nanny I think the entire family would have been up in arms and telling Nick to fuck off.
 
It's possible the safe was introduced after an event when the daughter took a large amount.
If your 8 year old daughter gets into your coke stash and response is not to either shoot yourself in shame or at the very least quit and sort your life out for the kids sake, but instead just buy a fucking safe and carry on as before you should be fed to Escobars Hippos.
Re: Barnes

"He streams with a Canadian skitzo."

:story:

BTW,


This aged badly, and might explain why Goody is faltering.

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I guess everyone has their limit. Goody is totally fine with a guy neglecting his 5 kids, leaving them to go hungry and wear filthy clothes so he can turn their family home into a disgusting sex perverts SALO themed sex dungeon, but turning your 8 year old daughter into a cocaine user is too much even for him.
 
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Sleeping four to a bed just makes it easier to broach the subject of sucking your pal's cock. You'd have no shortage of excuses. "Lets see who gives the best head -- women or men?"
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Gotta love playing pranks on your friends.
 
Who do you think you are, a cook at Denny's? :really:
Would I even remember, if I was?
I thought he's returning to regular shows? did he get scared of another strategic atomic bomb dropping 1 hour before he goes live? :lit:
Promising then pulling out of shows is a complete return to form for Nick so I don't see the issue here.
 
While I too have repeated the common Libertarian sentiment (and I believe) that the US government is incompetence to the core, and cannot do anything in a timely or fully correct manner
I agree with that statement as well, but as a father myself, I 100% realize that if I am putting that "ideal" over my kids well being, that is an egotistical and foolish thing for me to do and not good for my children. The old saying "go along to get along" applies. I can hate the government all I want, and I will voice that opinion. But we all live in a social contract with each other, like it or not. All anyone is doing by going hard against the grain is making things difficult for themselves and ruining their families lives, because it won't make a difference. Nick is sitting here thinking the words he is saying mean more than the potential his children could do if raised right and given the chance.
 
I agree with that statement as well, but as a father myself, I 100% realize that if I am putting that "ideal" over my kids well being, that is an egotistical and foolish thing for me to do and not good for my children. The old saying "go along to get along" applies. I can hate the government all I want, and I will voice that opinion. But we all live in a social contract with each other, like it or not. All anyone is doing by going hard against the grain is making things difficult for themselves and ruining their families lives, because it won't make a difference. Nick is sitting here thinking the words he is saying mean more than the potential his children could do if raised right and given the chance.
Even then. If you're going to risk your family, to risk it for something as debased as an ounce of coke is so fucking gay. If you risk getting your kids taken away over the jab or maskies that's micro retard dosing. Doing it over an ounce of coke and a whore is mega dosing retard juice.
 
The study you linked is fascinating. Thanks fren.

I can do a deep dive later, but the gist of the study is that a lab was able to "fool" a hair test by having people rub cocaine in their hair and leaving it untouched for 48h.

Surprisingly the scalp and hair produced some cocaine metabolites that are typically only produced in the liver. Even more surprisingly these cocaine breakdown products persisted for up to eight weeks.

I am constantly surprised by the community of knowledge and expertise shown here. Or maybe it is just the autism... Probably the autism...

You ever hear the tragedy of Cgoody's KF account?

No, I thoguht not. It is not a story that the Balldowashers would tell you.

CGoody was a Balldowasher so wise and powerful in the ways of the Balldo that it was said that he could even keep those he simped for from seeing hypocrisy...

That's gotta sting... when he read it in this thread. LOL. He's stuck in the Jim Sterling / idubbz trap. Posting videos just reminds people to unsubscribe from him.


If I read the time stamp right, they had the pdf queued up hours before Nick made his announcement. Could be lucky timing, could be a coincidence.

I think that they happened to come across it, and took the opportunity to archive it for a rainy day. That opportunity just came shortly after.

Most crimes are not premeditated, but rather an opportunity that presents itself and is seized upon. The problem is that most crooks are stupid, so we get police videos of idiots getting nabbed. The rest are just boring or lucky. There are few criminal masterminds, and they are usually in government or some organised crime.
 
My understanding of Rekieta's situation is that the court has not yet considered placing the children with relatives like Bob Rekieta (though he attended the hearing).

Is it typical for CPS? I thought CPS favored putting children with relatives before putting them in the foster system.

It seems to me that it would be a common situation that you have drug addicted fuck up parents, but clean grandparents who want temporary custody.

Why wouldn't CPS have already placed the kids with Bob Rekieta (or other relatives) if Bob was involved with the hearing?

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It says CPS must do a "relative search" within 30 days and report to the court the results within 90 days.

This seems like a long time (30 - 90 days) to keep the kids in foster care if extended family is ready and able to take them in.

Does anyone know more about this? Would extended family members have to file a motion if they wanted custody? Is it even possible to get the children placed with extended family right now?
 
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