Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[toiletpump]

bro you're like Nostradamus, how'd you guess a crack addict would do dumb shit? we all thought he was driving away in the Civic, i can't believe we got so felted

keep being a rat i believe in the gamba

“No crack Trapper! We’ve forgotten the crack!”

It’s called Splitting and it’s a BPD thing.

damn that brings back memories i forgot about grommit

 

[Safir]

I wish the casino fed him a million and he kept it and quit gambling.
Only way to beat Balldo for Lolcow of the Year 2024.

 

[degengambalar]

What BMJ said he was going to do with the $200,000 he won
-Buy a house
-Buy a Range Rover
-Buy his mom a $25,000 car
-Buy his dad a steak dinner
-Fuck a bunch of strippers
-Get it in bro bout to be living dude
-Post it on social media to prove all his haters wrong

What he actually did with the $200,000
-Paid off some debt
-Bought an ounce of weed ya buddyy bong rip time
-Bought some coke
-Gambled it

Do not fear civicbros. A $1,000,000 run is coming soon and then I believe we will be victorious.

 

[Mediocre]

-Buy a house
-Buy a Range Rover
-Buy his mom a $25,000 car
-Buy his dad a steak dinner
-Fuck a bunch of strippers
-Get it in bro bout to be living dude
-Post it on social media to prove all his haters wrong

What he actually did with the $200,000
-Paid off some debt
-Bought an ounce of weed ya buddyy bong rip time
-Bought some coke
-Gambled it

Do not fear civicbros. A $1,000,000 run is coming soon and then I believe we will be victorious.

I'm not sure us Civicbros have a chance if he hits the $1m, he forgot about us once he was up fat and started talking about Range Rovers.

 

[Yankee Bastard]

You wouldn't believe it, but, Austin lost it all AGAIN. Another juicer gone. FUCK HIS LIFE BRO, FUCK HIS LIFE. Total Headphone Death is back and being acted upon again as well.

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He is so comically loud

Spoiler: short blog post about how loud he is

I attempted to watch the video on mobile and discovered the bluetooth was still connected to my lawncare headphones (3M Worktunes, a legitimate ear-protection rated set of muffs that also play music). He is so fucking loud I let the video play so as to find the headphones because I could still hear the audio bleeding through them and through a pile of clothes that were covering them.

 

[Goatchoker]

I know he wants a civic but for some reason a champagne Altima makes too much sense.

I hope he makes a million dollars.

 

[toiletpump]

I know he wants a civic but for some reason a champagne Altima makes too much sense.

I hope he makes a million dollars.

dream big, he's gonna be riding a fucking lambo

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

dream big, he's gonna be riding a fucking lambo

honda doesn't make lambos?

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

dream big, he's gonna be riding a fucking lambo

the only thing hes riding is limbo to a negative "bank" account.

 

[AnOminous]

He needs to gamble, following his gamba instincts like the other irreparable gambling addicts, with extra pack of cocaine coming along.

If gambling were an actual drug, it would be his "drug of choice." Motherfucker gambles his crack money away before the crack dealer gets there.

 

[SandyCat]

Do not fear civicbros. A $1,000,000 run is coming soon and then I believe we will be victorious.

Shitposts aside I wouldn't be surprised if we see a 1 mil gamba sesh at some point assuming Austin doesn't OD in the forseeable future. Of course he won't cash it out because why stop at 1 mil when you can go for 2 mil?

 

[Kees H]

Austin goes nuclear on his ex-janny and ex-gay lover papaonwings after this chat message (screenshot courtesy of @Avenue):

Bossman gets based about "dem greedy motherfuckers", I can only assume he's referring to the jews, and that he wants power, but a different kind of power. Crack power, I guess.

 

[toiletpump]

Austin goes nuclear on his ex-janny and ex-gay lover papaonwings.

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Bossman gets based about "dem greedy motherfuckers", I can only assume he's referring to the jews, and that he wants power, but a different kind of power. Crack power, I guess.

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the tide comes in the tide goes out. you cant explain it.

 

[Kees H]

Austin knew deep in his mind he was going to lose the 200k. We did as well Austin, we did as well.

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

His mom calls him for food. some background talking aswell with ratdad.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Carpet glassed

 

[Kees H]

Austin stepped in glass again

More cope about Justin and the shoes he ended up selling to Derrick Christmas for crack.

 

[lol cow supreme]

-Get it in bro bout to be living dude

This was actually 2 seperate things. He was going to fuck strippers. he was going to "Get it in" (which means have sex). He was about to be living.
He thought 200,000 was finally going to be able to get a woman to have sex with him.

This gets me thinking.. Combine these latest Discord posts about him not having any luck on Tinder, with Bossman's take on fucking strippers and gonna be "getting it in" when he had $200k... He absolutely thinks that a lot of money is his ticket for getting a woman to talk to him and fuck him. Sad.

THE DUALITY OF (BOSS)MAN
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[Bruno Powroznik]

Shuffle Wager Update

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

His mom calls him for food. some background talking aswell with ratdad.
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