Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 136 38.7%

  • Total voters
    351
He's now counting on people to remember that so they will think he's a gud boi who dindu nuffin.

It's sick.

I believe Nick has a very poor capacity for theory of mind. He does not think the audience has the ability to notice his rhetorical and factual inconsistencies, nor does he think deeply about the impact his actions have on those around him.

In regards to the audience, he thinks that they should only remember the last thing he said, and becomes quickly frustrated when prior speech or actions are brought up to counter his current point. The frustration is that now he also has to address this new point, and not because he is proven wrong. Despite his stance on a subject changing in the long run, he is unable to change his position in the moment, as his position is determined by proximate need, rather than logic. This could be a good quality in a lawyer advocating for their client, but, ironically, there is little to show he has ever made use of this trait in that regard. Even in the event that a lawyer was able to leverage this trait professionally, it would not behoove them to carry it over into their personal life.

As far as an inability to foresee the consequences his actions may have on those around him, while it is easy to dismiss this as the usual behavior of a hedonist, many have pointed out that they had substance-abusing parents who acted with more regard for their children than Nick. This is where his rampant narcissism become obvious, as he sees his intimate relations as extensions of himself, rather than as other people with minds and emotions of their own. Here is where his potential to unapologetically neglect and abuse his wife and children comes from, and, I think, why the hypothesis that he was dosing his 8 year-old with cocaine to treat her for ADHD is very likely. This deep-seated narcissism is why he can never better himself, as he is unable to admit any failing, and so he continues to find new lows at every turn.

The lack of a developed theory of mind has been made more obvious by his polysubstance abuse. If he had stuck with just whiskey, he may have been able to continue as an alcoholic asshole with a streaming career, but, with the additional abuse of illicit substances, he has descended past the lowest pits of lolcowdom to the point where many who are familiar with his streaming career and this thread actively wish the worst upon him.

I hope he suffers a great deal after he is found guilty. He may suicide prior to a verdict being handed down if the trial does not go well as a means of maintaining control like the craven piece of shit he is.
tl;dr Nick is an insufferable faggot.

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Spoiler: Speculation about Nick
This is probably the most well-rounded analysis of Nick I've seen. All of his habits in isolation could've been managed by a better man. There are plenty of respectful hedonists, alcohol enjoyers, executives who do coke on weekends who we never hear about because they understand how to effectively segment their lives. Had Nick possessed some self-control and care for others he could've had it all too. There was nothing stopping him from dumping his kids with the grandparents every now and then and having a fun, sex and drug-fuelled weekend away from the house to cool off, nothing except his narcissistic belief that he knew best, that his needs came before everything else. While he possesses an ability to mimic the characters of others (an ability that is degrading by the day, but nonetheless) he's never shown a capacity to understand why social norms exist and why others follow them. Even now, intervention by his community and government are framed as impositions on HIM, he doesn't seem to grasp the objective circumstance in which they've arisen. He believes that a narrative that plausibly explains the situation will clear his name because he can't seem to conceptualise the existence of facts independent of his narrative.
 
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"It wasn't a requirement and I did not prevent them from entering." - It's weasel-words and all these technicalities with lawyers that drives me mad. Nick is "technically" correct, in that allowing CPS in to your master bedroom is NOT a requirement for getting the kids back. Good job buddy, you win by pretending not to know what we're really talking about, and instead singling out a technicality in the language of the question poster. Congrats on wasting all our time and making a fool of yourself.

Back here in reality though, in the larger context, COOPERATING with CPS is basically a de-facto requirement to get the kids back. If you are uncooperative, for example not allowing them in the room where all the drugs were found, then no you are not likely to be on the road to get your kids back.
 
This is getting exhausting.
I don't believe Nick. He lied to Jersh about what he said about Monty. That's kinda significant to me.
I just can't see why the gubmint would be on his ass for no reason. Schizo as I am, Nick is a fucking nobody, a deranged cokehead alcoholic. If the gubmint wanted to destroy him for some mysterious reason- well, they just had to wait, cause Nick has been in self-destruct mode for a long time.
So I think he's full of shit.
And the fact that he's trying to tell 'his truth' makes him even more pathetic. How can he not realize that nobody who's normal, cares? Is he really trying to impress his locals retards? How fucking cringe is that.
 
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This is getting exhausting.
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He is continuing to "speak" about the juvenile court document @ X btw:


EDIT: He was having quite a meltdown with the reply guys, I archived everything for future's sake. Let's see if he'll regret it later and delete some of those Xeets... There was a total of 13 Xeet's in a span of 2 hours (1 Xeet / 9 min)
My bet is that the coke told him to own the haters, or maybe he was just drunk (or both).
 
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"It wasn't a requirement and I did not prevent them from entering." - It's weasel-words and all these technicalities with lawyers that drives me mad. Nick is "technically" correct, in that allowing CPS in to your master bedroom is NOT a requirement for getting the kids back. Good job buddy, you win by pretending not to know what we're really talking about, and instead singling out a technicality in the language of the question poster. Congrats on wasting all our time and making a fool of yourself.
It's his MO to hide behind technicalities and smugly claim victory. Tactics like that might give his dwindling base of supporters something to cling onto while defending him, but I don't know how well that will fly in court.
 
Yes, it does say "Drug testing of the parents"

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However it also says:

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Translation: Nick and Kayla submitted to a drug test on May 30th, but will NOT permit the results of that test to be shared with KCHHS (CPS) for the purposes of demonstrating to them they are not junkies, and therefore unfit parents.

I WONDER why that could be? Never mind the fact there's no way in hell that shit would be out of his system by May 30th, even if he stopped the coke immediately after arrest.

Fuck off, Nick. The only people you have left are dummies.

EDIT: Typos and clarification.
 
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Yes, it does say "Drug testing of the parents"

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However it also says:

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Translation: Nick and Kayla submitted to a drug test on May 30th, but will NOT permit the results of that test to be shared with KCHHS (CPS) for the purposes of demonstrating to them he's not a not a junkie.

I WONDER why that could be? Never mind the fact there's no way in hell that shit would be out of his system by May 30th, even if he stopped the coke immediately after arrest.

Fuck off, Nick. The only people you have left are dummies.
Maybe that's what the fucked up haircut was about. He was getting rid of evidence lmao.
 
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He is continuing to speak about this @ X btw:


As he is further sperging, I pledge to archive the next ones within this post
He can lie and cope and sneed on twitter all he wants. Nobody is going to believe him. He's already said he called her 10 times that morning. Just show the logs. Post em and put that lying cunt Alicia Sweep on blast for the entire internet to see. He can own the haters with a simple screen cap, but he won't because he's a lying liar who lies. Sad! Many such cases.
 
Nick says he "revoked consent before the test results were available, and had no knowledge of what they may be."

This may be the most ridiculous thing he's ever said, and I'm including his atrocious attempts at standup.

Everyone, everyone, including everyone with a brain who watched his streams in the last 6 months, knew exactly what the results of his tests would be. His "bathroom breaks" which he never did before were obviously to do drugs, and that was before the pile of coke was found in his house.

Translation: Nick and Kayla submitted to a drug test on May 30th, but will NOT permit the results of that test to be shared with KCHHS (CPS) for the purposes of demonstrating to them they are not junkies, and therefore unfit parents.

I WONDER why that could be? Never mind the fact there's no way in hell that shit would be out of his system by May 30th, even if he stopped the coke immediately after arrest.
Nick also said that he is "literally ordered to do tests in the order".

Of course, being ordered to do it is different from actually doing them.

Has he submitted test results or not?
 
I just can't see why the gubmint would be on his ass for no reason. Schizo as I am, Nick is a fucking nobody, a deranged cokehead alcoholic. If the gubmint wanted to destroy him for some mysterious reason- well, they just had to wait, cause Nick has been in self-destruct mode for a long time.
So I think he's full of shit.
And the fact that he's trying to tell 'his truth' makes him even more pathetic. How can he not realize that nobody who's normal, cares?
Nick is effectively a NEET in his mom's basement thinking the government wants to ruin him. It is comical.
 
Nick says he "revoked consent before the test results were available, and had no knowledge of what they may be."

This may be the most ridiculous thing he's ever said, and I'm including his atrocious attempts at standup.

Everyone, everyone, including everyone with a brain who watched his streams in the last 6 months, knew exactly what the results of his tests would be. His "bathroom breaks" which he never did before were obviously to do drugs, and that was before the pile of coke was found in his house.
even if you don't know anythin about nick, you still know that those tests came back positive
because that is literally the only reason why he would want to keep them private
if the test results were clean, he would publish them instantly, there'd be no reason not to
 
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He is continuing to "speak" about the juvenile court document @ X btw:


EDIT: he continues to sperg... I'll keep archiving while I'm online and adding to this post. @ Xeet #5 right now...
If his excuse is he doesn't want to give evidence to the gubment, then he should sign the bodycam footage release form. The government already has it and the only thing it can do now is prove his innocence to the public, which he claims is just as important as the actual court verdict, if not more.

Unless, of course it actually proves his guilt...
 
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