Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[anionfarflung]

These were in my quotes and I forgot to answer them.

but I think they drove to Nashville

Yes, the fancy mustang was present at the Nashville meetup.

I think Branca was there for a bit, as was that remora fish douche Valhalla Awaits.

I can't fucking stand Valhalla. After the show, a lot of the crowd wanted to go have drinks. Some of the more hapless fans aimlessly started following Nick and entourage into their hotel across the street from the venue, and Valhalla made a big show about letting the crowd know that they were only going in for a minute and would be right back - and thereby demonstrating that he was part of said entourage. In fact, it might have been where Valhalla was staying because I think Nick et al. were farther away.

Now I'm wondering if that was for bumps as well as dropping off some stuff. They couldn't have been in for more than 10 minutes to be fair.

Yes Branca was there.

 

[Sam Losco]

Re:

Remember when Nick was all "for the fans!"? Yeah, it was during the time he was pretending to give a shit about Vic. Now he's telling everyone "fuck you right in your goddamn mouth".

 

[Grayback]

Here we go again.

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1804357988355805513

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

This showed up in my recommended videos today after the stream today.

That nose reminds me of someone.

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He even has his own balldo-washers.
Source

I laughed at that meme. Thank you for that.

But is everything all right in your life fren?

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Here we go again.

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1804357988355805513

How could X do the Casino like that smh

 

[EggImpregnator]

So I watched the MATI segment about the cocaine levels, and I'm still confused. Is 5000 a high reading? Whats the normal reading?

 

[gang weeder]

Here we go again.

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1804357988355805513

Why does he have the same retarded picture of himself that Ralph does?

Spoiler: Cigar gunt

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

So I watched the MATI segment about the cocaine levels, and I'm still confused. Is 5000 a high reading? Whats the normal reading?

A reading of 500 is the detectable limit, so yeah 10x that is high. It means she was getting dosed regularly.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

That's a good idea. If only there was hypothetically an amendment in a document that lays the basis for the legal system in the country he resides that says he can remain silent and the silence can't be used against him. Or that it's always considered the best operating procedure if you're being criminally charged to remain silent until acquitted or convicted.

Oh well, whether such a thing exists or not has slipped my mind. At least he doesn't have the legal training to know if that exists or not. Or represented people in criminal trials with said legal training. Or stated it at length in previous streams multiple times with no doubt it's him saying such things.

Imagine how bad that'd be if he hypothetically knew better and chose not to do that because he's incapable of taking criticism and believes he's the exception to everything. Lmao

To be aware of such a secret and sacred text, one would have to be a practicing lawyer...
Where are we gonna find one of those?

 

[SparselyFarcical]

Here we go, Rekieta's short Locals stream tonight. I haven't watched it yet, but when I dropped the needle in some random place, he was talking about his case (I think)

https://rumble.com/v5306qb-rekieta-locals-stream-21-06-24.html

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Here we go, Rekieta's short Locals stream tonight. I haven't watched it yet, but when I dropped the needle in some random place, he was talking about his case (I think)

https://rumble.com/v5306qb-rekieta-locals-stream-21-06-24.html

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thank you and yes this stream is very homosex

 

[Potato CPA]

Here we go again.

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1804357988355805513

Why did he change the logo to that hideous rotoscope-looking face? It's not flattering. Kind of ugly really. But also - notice the scales are out of balance? They're uneven - the one on the left is lower than the one on the right.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Here we go, Rekieta's short Locals stream tonight. I haven't watched it yet, but when I dropped the needle in some random place, he was talking about his case (I think)

He looks pretty haggard and his ears are really red. Also his audio keeps cutting in and out. Fucking junkie loser bum.

 

[Captain Manning]

So I watched the MATI segment about the cocaine levels, and I'm still confused. Is 5000 a high reading? Whats the normal reading?

For a 9 year old?

Gee, I dunno. Probably some figure below the detectable limit of 500 I would imagine.

What do you mean "normal" reading? It's a 9 year old. 9 year olds shouldn't be on coke.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

He is coping really hard about the cps shit
he can't make a stream like normal person. Is his mic also on coke?
Edit: same cope why would I give the gov evidence blah bah blah
Edit2: he says he is going to do another stream soon
Edit3: fukin hell rumble link https://rumble.com/v5304xv-not-talking-about-things-that-people-want-to-hear-friday-fanmail.html

 

[zimzam88]

He looks pretty haggard and his ears are really red. Also his audio keeps cutting in and out. Fucking junkie loser bum.
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There should be in-depth scientific studies done on the "people" that look to him as an e-daddy and pay for locals to watch that shit unironically. They paid to listen to him troubleshoot his shitty audio for 20 minutes and then claim everything about his case is a misinterpretation and misrepresentation. That's all that happened.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He is coping really hard about the cps shit
he can't make a stream like normal person. Is his mic also on coke?
Edit: same cope why would I give the gov evidence blah bah blah
Edit2: he says he is going to do another stream soon
Edit3: fukin hell rumble link https://rumble.com/v5304xv-not-talking-about-things-that-people-want-to-hear-friday-fanmail.html

I'm sure Galaxy Brained Nick won't say anything to hurt his case.

 

[Vibralldo]

Why does he have the same retarded picture of himself that Ralph does?

Spoiler: Cigar gunt

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>Pushed away a large audience
>Constantly belligerent
>Inflated self worth
>Only friend is Juju
>Standoffish to anyone giving him positive advice
>Narcissist
>Alcoholic
>Drug abuser
>Pillstreams
>Pending legal case
>Spiraling
>Kids aren't living with him and he doesn't care
He's just anorexic Ralph now

 

[holyhandgrenade]

it's not looking good balldo bros

 

[Chibitzen]

And the fact that he's trying to tell 'his truth' makes him even more pathetic. How can he not realize that nobody who's normal, cares? Is he really trying to impress his locals retards? How fucking cringe is that.

Isn't it obvious? He's searching for his new new audience. The everything has to be a govt conspiracy folk are just the start of this grand new venture. Like he cares who actually watches his show. He's on the search for Viagra for his very limp e-penis. Hocking Balldos to his audience must have been an end stage sign of impending total penis failure.