Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vernon Dozier]

He told them he slept in the room with the cocaine safe lol he’s dumb.

 

[murph]

Chatter says "mugshot tote bags in bio". I wonder how much that ad cost.

This is pathetic.

He is arguing that he did not "possess" the cocaina. The cocaina was on a fringed flag, muthafuckas. Apparently thinks his streams aren't admissible under the rules of court.

Never mentions his kids, or how that fucks their chance of going home to loving, responsible, adult parents (impossible).

Now he's saying he's 165 but "not where he wants to be"

This fucker is well over six feet tall, isn't he? He really wants to be a twig. Self conscious about his shoulders.

Vain cunt.

 

[Redeemer]

An attempt at making the hotmic audio more legible.

What I think I hear:

*click click click*
Rekieta: "Fuck, I didn't write this fanmail down."" [1]
April(?): "I hope I didn't bother you today."
Rekieta: "Can you go ask..."
April(?): "Huh?"
Rekieta: "Ugh... I-I have a, oh wait - I hid it somewhere in here."
April(?): "I hope I didn't bother you today. Good stream tonight."
Rekieta: "One second..."
April(?): "What?"
Rekieta: *sighs*
April(?): "Hm?"
Rekieta: "Don't worry about it for now. I had a fucking... complaint.
          Uhh.. an ethics complaint, and I don't remember where I fucking put it.
          Wait, here it is, here it is"

*click click click*


[1]: It was recently revealed that Nick refers to ethics complaints as "fanmail"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Chatter says "mugshot tote bags in bio". I wonder how much that ad cost.

This is pathetic.

He is arguing that he did not "possess" the cocaina. The cocaina was on a fringed flag, muthafuckas. Apparently thinks his streams aren't admissible under the rules of court.

Never mentions his kids, or how that fucks their chance of going home to loving, responsible, adult parents (impossible).

I wonder if he's planning on throwing Kayla under the bus. I think April is definitely there, but I wonder if Kayla isn't.

 

[Sweetened Condensed]

I can't believe he's got April back there again. How is it gonna look to CPS that he has his mistress in the house?

 

[Leblanc]

If he's not hit by the cops again tomorrow I hope he does a driving stream and wrecks his lawpope mobile badly, in roblox

 

[Sam Losco]

If cops can get possession convictions from drugs being in someone's car, regardless of if it was actually theirs or not, pretty sure they can do the same for it being in your bedroom when you admit to the cops you sleep there every day.

 

[Puboid]

So fucking disingenuous. Talking with regards to the moderation of chat last stream, and he says:
"I want people to say what they want to say, but I don't want people revealing sensitive information about children" Paraphrased.
No one was revealing "sensitive" information about children, just that you were abusing them, fucking scum.

 

[CoomerTine]

https://x.com/miseryclips/status/1804382895269716434?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

Busted

 

[ADHD]

Is it just me or does the DV story sound like it's actually some weird self insert?

It's not just you.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

But I bought a big dumpster.
Some way to talk about your mistress.

 

[ThePhoenix]

Not advocating it.

It would be fucking hysterical if the Police racked up and Kayla and April appear on stream... both in black face.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

I can't believe he's got April back there again. How is it gonna look to CPS that he has his mistress in the house?

CPS does not take kindly to having non related, degenerate adults living in the same house as minors. Especially if those adults are demonstrating sexually risky behaviours and you know.........drugs

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I can't believe he's got April back there again. How is it gonna look to CPS that he has his mistress in the house?

She's the nanny. Nick's not going to fire the nanny just because all the kids got taken away by CPS.

 

[CoomerTine]

Nigger how the fuck are you gonna do the YSL trial, it’s on day 98

 

[PULL UP]

Of course he's wrapping up the stream, you can see him coming down in real time.

 

[murph]

He's doing "toasts" again! The third child is like a sledgehammer to the face! The fourth one is good though, makes up for the shitty third one.

People are paying for this shit.

And now he's bid himself adieu. What a toad.

The only good thing to say is it was mercifully short.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

People want me to apologize for me being me but I'm not going to do that in reference to quarter pounder
says he might do locals and he says he might do games twitch which is a big doubt

 

[Sweetened Condensed]

Don't worry guys he's going to stream later on locals because he's going to be up all night tweeking anyway

 

[DiscountRichEvans]

This motherfucker had the audacity to do another stream in this state. He deserves absolutely everything coming to him (if true).
Good luck, you fantastically retarded motherfucker. I wish you a million arrests