Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Greasy Goblin]

The life of this retard must be amazingly stressful, they can never relax, they can never trust, everyone is out to get them, birds aren't real, everything is poisoned, and every red dot comes from a sniper. Having experienced that briefly before, I'd say that being uberdefeatist and schizoblackpilled is the absolute worst state of mind in terms of wellbeing, and I hope every Nick apologist is gonna be stuck in this phase permanently.

I have sympathy for them. Not the Nick apologists specifically, they're obviously retarded, but I view schizo retards almost like an immune response, an inflammation, to a sick society. The world's gone mad and there's a lot of twisted people out there with a platform and equally deranged people who support them. That's why we're here, to gawk at the absurdity of the people of the modern world. The schizo retards... are just a brand of normie who at least have the wherewithal to understand something is wrong, but are still hopelessly inept, unable to parse that feeling into anything worthwhile, so latch onto whatever they possibly can. I do wonder if things got "better" we'd see less of them. Would people like Nick have fewer paypigs if the world was better economically and mental health was better? Almost certainly, right?

 

[Captain Manning]

Let's check in on Nick's YouTube metrics!



Uh huh. I see.

Down to 443k subs, as of today. Loss rate is over 1k per week now. That loss rate is the highest I think I've ever seen it.

Good job, Nick! You didn't arrest the exodus with your bullshit. You've accelerated it!

Meanwhile, how's @elb doing?



Very interesting.

Clearly, Elb is the patrician choice for watching Nick!

 

[RodgerDodger]

I watched last night and it was really difficult to process. Awkward pauses, his self-consciousness on full display, he looked uncomfortable and nervous...

He really should just stop streaming fwiw. Maybe reinvent himself after his trial and sentence.

Forcing Judge and Jury to sit through these streams probably qualifies as a Cruel and Unusual Punishment of the Judge and Jury. Can they tack on extra punishment at sentencing for being a Youtuber?

 

[Gangster Talk]

Somebody with more than me should go through and clip some of the shit out this old video. I just kinda skipped through, but there is some funny shit in this. Some i did find while skipping through were-

39:34 - lady rackets starts going into all of her various issues, with one notable comment about "medication" then catches herself and says they're from her doctor
47:37-48:16 - convo that ends with a very swingerish "joke"
2:33:32 - lady rackets makes another.... very interesting joke.... about black things, lol

oh, and if you read through the timestamps in the comments you can find other topics, just don't have enough time to really look through them. One was about the Joker, but i haven't listened yet (watching the euros)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOiU5PuXlMY

Good lord she's a nutty bitch, just in general. I can't believe that wholesome chungus Midwestern Flanders family image endured at all in retrospect.

 

[daffodils]

Somebody with more than me should go through and clip some of the shit out this old video.

For anyone who wants to go through old videos: as long as it's on Youtube and has a transcript, it can be AI-summarized using harpa.ai. This can make finding interesting parts a lot faster.

Spoiler: Sample output

• 00:46 Introduction and movie review discussion
  • Introduction of guest Lady Rackets and casual banter.
  • Review and discussion of the movie "Joker" without spoilers.
• 02:11 Discussion on themes in "Joker" and CBD oil
  • Analysis of mental illness themes, particularly anxiety, in "Joker".
  • Brief mention of CBD oil and its potential benefits.
• 05:10 CBD oil humor and anecdotes
  • Humorous banter about CBD oil not being a cure-all.
  • Anecdote about workplace sales meetings and humorous CBD oil usage scenarios.
• 07:31 Casual conversation and show anecdotes
  • Casual conversation about various topics, including Ralph from the Killstream.
  • Anecdotes about experiences at nursing homes and Halloween.
• 09:08 Beverage discussion and show anecdotes
  • Discussion about beverages, including humorous interactions and anecdotes.
  • Mention of previous show experiences and community interactions.
• 24:04 Discussion on skincare and humorous banter.
  • Humorous banter about skincare products and camera techniques.
  • Commentary on the effectiveness and inappropriate uses of skincare lotions.
• 25:44 Critique of Pierce Brosnan's acting and musical performances.
  • Critique of Pierce Brosnan's acting abilities, particularly in singing roles.
  • Comparison of performances in different movies and musicals.
  • Mention of other actors' performances in singing roles.
• 27:56 Comparison of singing performances in different musicals.
  • Comparison between Amanda Seyfried's performances in "Les Misérables" and "Mamma Mia."
  • Evaluation of vocal performances in musical theater.
• 29:18 Discussion on legal defenses related to provoked violence.
  • Explanation of provocation as a legal defense in assault cases.
  • Mention of potential legal outcomes and strategies.
  • Reference to a case involving provoked violence.
• 35:35 Commentary on legal consequences for assault against journalists.
  • Discussion on legal repercussions for assault cases involving journalists.
  • Mention of specific legal case outcomes related to assault incidents.
  • Commentary on legal defenses and sentencing.
• 37:10 Discussion on CBD products and personal experiences.
  • Personal testimonial about using CBD products for medical conditions.
  • Mention of personal experiences with CBD, sertraline, and other medications.
  • Advocacy for further research into CBD products.
• 41:04 Enthusiastic endorsement of CBD product effectiveness.
  • Excited endorsement of a specific CBD product for improving sleep.
  • Personal anecdote about the immediate positive effects of CBD.
  • Description of various CBD products and their uses.
• 47:39 CBD product endorsement
  • Discussion about CBD products and their benefits,
  • Mention of using CBD for pain relief and relaxation,
  • Explanation of membership benefits for purchasing CBD products.
• 50:15 Wholesale pricing benefits
  • Explanation of how to purchase CBD products at wholesale prices,
  • Description of membership levels and benefits,
  • Clarification on the minimum purchase requirements for maintaining membership.
• 53:27 MLM and product discussion
  • Candid discussion about multi-level marketing (MLM) and CBD products,
  • Comparison of pricing strategies between retail and wholesale,
  • Personal perspective on using and selling CBD products through MLM.
• 56:45 Analysis of "Joker" movie
  • Analysis of themes in the movie "Joker" including mental illness and societal invisibility,
  • Comparison of Joker's character with societal issues and perceptions,
  • Discussion on the cultural and political interpretations of the film's themes.
• 01:11:19 Discussion on empathizing with the protagonist in "Joker"
  • Discussion revolves around empathizing versus identifying with characters in movies,
  • Exploration of personal emotional responses to film narratives.
• 01:12:41 Debate on the sensitivity of mocking protected categories
  • Analysis of societal perceptions regarding mocking various protected groups,
  • Consideration of potential repercussions for different types of jokes,
  • Examples of public responses to jokes about different groups.
• 01:15:24 Discussion on making jokes about Jewish people
  • Acknowledgment of prevalence of Jewish jokes in humor,
  • Personal anecdotes affirming positive relationships with Jewish individuals,
  • Reflection on the varying impacts of jokes based on cultural contexts.
• 01:18:12 Discussion on waxing procedures and safety concerns
  • Concerns regarding the safety of waxing procedures on sensitive areas,
  • Differences in training between waxing procedures for male and female anatomy,
  • Anecdotal experiences illustrating potential risks in unconventional waxing requests.
• 01:23:54 Discussion on the ethical and legal aspects of marijuana usage
  • Explanation of legal and ethical considerations surrounding marijuana use,
  • Mention of conflicting research and public perceptions of marijuana,
  • Reminder of federal legality and ethical obligations concerning marijuana.
• 01:24:07 Discussion on legal and personal controversies
  • Mention of legal controversies involving public figures like Kevin Spacey,
  • Humorous commentary on public and legal responses to sensitive topics,
  • Personal anecdotes about uncomfortable professional experiences.
• 01:36:11 Legal developments in the Vic Mignogna case
  • Legal activities by attorney Jay Shawn Lemoine have been frequent, contrasting with relative inactivity from Sam Johnson and John Volney.
  • Speculation arises about upcoming developments in the legal proceedings next week.
  • Potential opposition to hearings by submission in Texas is expected on November 7th, suggesting ongoing legal challenges.
• 01:40:22 Strategies for asset protection in relationships
  • Discussion about alternative approaches to traditional prenuptial agreements for asset protection.
  • Emphasis on practical steps individuals can take to safeguard assets without formal prenuptial agreements.
  • Plans to explore this topic further with Thai on a future show, alongside insights into mergers and acquisitions.
• 01:46:13 Personal reflections on partnership and support
  • Lady Rackets shares deeply personal anecdotes about Nick's unwavering support during challenging times.
  • Highlights Nick's consistent efforts in household chores and childcare without complaint.
  • Reflects on the evolution of their partnership amid personal and professional challenges.
• 02:00:11 Community Interaction
  • Interacting with chat and responding to super chats,
  • Casual banter and jokes with the audience,
  • Engagement around cultural references and personal anecdotes.
• 02:01:43 Hot Dog Debates
  • Debate over condiments on hot dogs (ketchup, chili),
  • Audience opinions on ideal hot dog toppings,
  • Humorous exchanges on food preferences.
• 02:02:40 CBD Oil Discussion
  • Discussion about CBD oil benefits and legality,
  • Clarification on THC concentration in legal CBD products,
  • Audience questions and anecdotes related to CBD use.
• 02:10:35 Personal Anecdotes
  • Sharing personal stories and experiences,
  • Humorous childhood memories and anecdotes,
  • Relating to audience comments and experiences.
• 02:25:27 Allergy medication discussion
  • Discussion about a monthly injectable antihistamine called Xolair.
  • Requires insurance coverage due to high cost.
  • Recommendation to consult with allergist for suitability.
• 02:27:29 Dakimakura conversation
  • Humorous chat about dakimakura (waifu pillows).
  • Lady Rackets recalls a gift of Sam and Dean Winchester dakimakura.
  • Playful banter about the appropriateness of such pillows.
• 02:32:54 Outro song surprise
  • Unexpectedly playing the outro song at the end of the stream.
  • Banter about not realizing the stream was ending.
  • Interaction with audience comments during the outro.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Can Nick still be redeemed? Of course.

I don't know if you are the "everyone can be redeemed" kind of person, but I would await for more information before saying something like this.

At the pace we are descending, things could go VERY DARK. Specially if it turns out they were purposely giving the 8y child drugs... I pray this won't be the case, but I can't deny the possibility anymore.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

He won't be ready to commit suicide until he's sentenced to prison or is fully convinced that is is the only outcome.

 

[polar bear]

Can Nick still be redeemed? Of course

I had a visceral reaction to your post lol.
No he can't be redeemed. He would have to go through complete mental breakdown. Literally destroy everything he is, all of his ego, all convictions, all perception of the world and of himself. Rewrite and redefine everything he knows and understands. And even then, there would be a big question of how is he gonna relearn - who and what will he be looking up to, and see as an example of what he wants to be.
At his age, with all the life experiences he had - creating a large family, making himself an e-celeb - this is extremely unlikely. He would literally have to stop being him, in every aspect. Not just drugs and alcohol, he would have to rewire his brain. This takes years - and he's already middle aged, and his brain isn't as malleable.

He was sober when he decided he doesn't want to be sober anymore. He had a happy family, wealth, community, opportunities, and just everything any normal person can ever dream of - and he was sober when he decided this is not good enough for him, and he wants to throw it all away. Rehab wouldn't fix him, his brain is defective.

 

[StMaryPiper]

He won't be ready to commit suicide until he's sentenced to prison or is fully convinced that is is the only outcome.

Bottoms up

 

[not william stenchever]

No he can't be redeemed. He would have to go through complete mental breakdown. Literally destroy everything he is, all of his ego, all convictions, all perception of the world and of himself. Rewrite and redefine everything he knows and understands. And even then, there would be a big question of how is he gonna relearn - who and what will he be looking up to, and see as an example of what he wants to be.

So basically to remake Nick into a functional human being we'd have to do some MK Ultra shit

 

[Pomniman]

Nick thinks he's the joker but he's just a clown

He used to think his life was a comedy but now he realizes it's a gay porno.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I think he is coked up.

Can Nick still be redeemed?

in spite of everything if he actually had a sober "pull up" moment its possible. Throw himself at the feet of God and the court for mercy. But I don't think that will ever happen at this point.

 

[LemonParty]

This has all gotten pretty dark so as a ***POWER LEVEL*** cop (highway patrol) I'm volunteering my professional skills to help solve the Dennys questions and maybe bring a little levity.

There is a Dennys off the freeway in my beat but I've never actually been there. I'm not sure why, I'm not a health nut or anything, I eat other fast foods. I've just never been able to even conceptualize going into Dennys. So this is a new experiment for all of us.

Here's the menu. I did struggle with it a bit so I showed my work.

Spoiler: Dennys menu with calculations

Spoiler: Here's what I ended up ordering

Another common Nick L

 

[Autistic Integrity]

I still can't believe he hasn't just humbled himself, admitted he fucked up and has a drug problem, admitted himself into treatment, even just an IOP drug treatment program. The wonders that this little bit of effort would do for both his criminal case and CPS case.
It is what any attorney would recommend IF you actually wanted your old life and family back.

That's a strong IF in regards to Nick though. We're clearly dealing with a complete narcissistic psychopath that knows better than any conventional thinking of what a path to redemption in the eyes of the state much less the public would see. Somehow he still has a delusional fan base that thinks he can do no wrong and it's almost like they're egging him on to continue this defiant behavior naively expecting it is in his best interests because of course Nick knows best. He is the 21st centuries foremost legal genius after all, just ask poor Vic.

Of course he is loving all of this attention and is going to take the hardest road possible which is sure to generate the most attention. He craves maximum attention whether good or bad and doesn't care about the innocents involved.

Part of me thinks he's just drawing this out as long as possible and then finally will come to his senses if offered a reasonable plea offer. Surely he is not crazy enough to take this to a jury trial.

He will reap what he sows I suppose.

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

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Even worse when you consider Nick's chat is subscribers only so if you're like me and wanted to throw virtual tomatoes at the Balldo you had to subscribe to him throw your tomatoes until the jannies swept you up and then unsubscribe.

 

[owed to joy]

Anyone know how much he's making monthly off Locals subscriptions currently?

 

[Desktop User2]

Can Nick still be redeemed? Of course. Even with all the horrible stuff he's done, it's all been on drugs. He can kick the habit and get his life back together. A sincere, unqualified mea culpa and putting himself in rehab would go a long way.

Will he be redeemed? From all the information we have so far, there's absolutely no indication. He hasn't owned anything. He's blamed everyone else, deflected, lied and basically said he's going to keep doing what he wants for the foreseeable feature. What he should be doing right now is getting on his hands and knees, crying his heart out and apologizing to everyone for all the horrible things he's done to his friends and family. He should be begging for forgiveness and admitting what he's done is the most horrible thing he could do, and he never wants to be this person again.

Instead, he's doing the typical crackhead thing where he won't admit to anything, even when he's caught red-handed. He thinks he can be a good parent and still snort coke and down booze. He won't admit he has a problem, and can't even start to fix it.

Redeemed towards who?
Public opinion? I mean... only if his retarded conspiracy theory is true.
Family? Sure, provide financial stability, get sober and get out of the fucking way; you lost the privilege of instilling morals onto your family.
Audience? If you are a new viewer that came for the hedonist shit, probably a heartfelt apology would do; if you are an old viewer, he absolutely made a mockery of everything you cared about, so you would be a retard.
Weeb from Comic Wars? You that are beyond redemption.

 

[darkprince56]

He was full of righteous indignation in Tuesday's stream huffing about not owing anything to anyone because he hasn't done anything requiring an apology.
The only people he owes an apology & explanation to are his children, but that would require something he seems to be incapable of: remorse, humility & accountability.

 

[RotPockets]

Since I can’t quote this post properly I’m reposting it here for any cooking aficionados.

Here is a collection of culinary arts information and resources called “Modernist Cuisine: The Art and Science of Cooking” (valued at $625.00).

Spoiler: Description

Modernist Cuisine: The Art and Science of Cooking is a 2011 cookbook by Nathan Myhrvold, Chris Young and Maxime Bilet. The book is an encyclopedia and a guide to the science of contemporary cooking. It is notable for the use of elaborate equipment that many non-professional kitchens lacked at the time and for its lush photography, particularly its tricky cross-sectional images of ovens, barbecue grills, and woks, apparently caught in the act of cooking the food inside them, though this isn't physically possible; rather, each individual part of the cooking apparatus was hand-cut in a nearby metal shop and then photographed, the food—already cut in half—was shot at high shutter speed, and the images of both were combined into one in post production. The book was not published by a traditional publishing house. With no publishers thinking that the book would be profitable, Myhrvold and the culinary research and development lab known as The Cooking Lab published the book themselves.

Spoiler: Modernist Cuisine: Download Links

Modernist at Home
Volume 1 - History and Fundamentals
Volume 2 - Techniques and Equipment
Volume 3 - Animals and Plants
Volume 4 - Ingredients and Preparations
Volume 5 - Plated-Dish Recipes
Volume 6 - Kitchen Manual

(If the links ever go down just message me and I’ll create a new Mega account and reupload it.)

 

[Owlbear]

Can any Kiwi Law Tards give an estimate of what Nick's burn rate must look like between his civil defamation case, his criminal case and his CPS case. By the time all these matters are settled the total cost of all 3 is going to be ruinous. To a normal person. To Nick? Not sure. Would be ironic if it was a million dollars.

I don't think he's going to make it to $1 million, but he's going to try to get close. Criminal cases are cheaper than civil cases, but going full retard with Randazza does make his defamation a bit more expensive. I'm going to throw these estimates out there:

• Defamation case: $200-300k Randazza fees + $50k damages + Monty's $50k of legal fees
• Criminal case: $100k for going full retard on the search warrant and taking the thing all the way through appeals and trial + whatever fine he gets
• CPS case: probably <$50k, but I have the least idea about this and how retarded he can be

Also, I'm not a lawyer, but I pay them a lot of money. To be clear, he's vastly overpaying for the Monty case and I expect he will do the same for the criminal thing. $100k is the cost of a pretty complex criminal case, and while Nick does not have one, he will make one.