🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Why doesn’t piggertits ever post a photo of himself without a shirt? That’ll prove the haters wrong, especially Gaytur.

But he won’t because we’ve all been subjected to his horrifically grizzled gunt.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Posing in front of a filthy mirror to own Gaytor like a fat girl who lost a few pounds. Very womanly behavior. He really thinks he's some kind of Adonis now that he's just fat and not very fat. Again hiding his turkey neck, this time with his phone instead of his fuck off fingers.
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That because the boghog is actually a broodsow

Why doesn’t piggertits ever post a photo of himself without a shirt? That’ll prove the haters wrong, especially Gaytur.

But he won’t because we’ve all been subjected to his horrifically grizzled gunt.

Dont forget his quadtits. Nature wanted to make sure this fat broodsow could feed a whole litter of piglets.

 

[AltisticRight]

Posing in front of a filthy mirror to own Gaytor like a fat girl who lost a few pounds. Very womanly behavior. He really thinks he's some kind of Adonis now that he's just fat and not very fat. Again hiding his turkey neck, this time with his phone instead of his fuck off fingers.
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Why is this piggy always in full black? Kind of like the gross porn JCaesar187 consumes.
Black is thinning, I see.

FAT pig.

 

[GL09]

Again hiding his turkey neck, this time with his phone instead of his fuck off fingers.

He should have been more worried about hiding his disgusting arm flaps.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Why is this piggy always in full black?

It's slimming.

So any bets on how hung over or high Ralph will be when he gets his twenty minutes of supervised visitation with his son?

 

[AltisticRight]

He should have been more worried about hiding his disgusting arm flaps.
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When did this piggy get a new phone, do iPhones still come with those dumb stickers? I don't think so, did he specifically buy one or saved one from a long time ago just to stick it to the phone case, as if people don't already know he's COMPTED with the LATEST IPHONE??

He treated an apple sticker better than he treated the ashes of his own dead mum. Imagine giving birth to this swine abomination, couldn't be Sandra!

That's so sad. Look at his grin and look at the state of that mirror, utter filth.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

When did this piggy get a new phone, do iPhones still come with those dumb stickers? I don't think so, did he specifically buy one or saved one from a long time ago just to stick it to the phone case, as if people don't already know he's COMPTED with the LATEST IPHONE??

He treated an apple sticker better than he treated the ashes of his own dead mum. Imagine giving birth to this swine abomination, couldn't be Sandra!

That's so sad. Look at his grin and look at the state of that mirror, utter filth.

Looks like a phone case. Makes sense when his drunk ass rages and throws piss bottles in his bottle room

 

[AltisticRight]

Looks like a phone case. Makes sense when his drunk ass rages and throws piss bottles in his bottle room

It's a cheap case with that apple sticker sticked on, the ones that they used to include with purchases.

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph's unrequited love of Gator knows no border:



"The trick is to only eat one doughnut, two maximum, maybe 3 if you're really hungry" says the man who won't open the box with 7 doughnuts missing. SAD! PATHETIC!

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

He'll go to any length to hide that windsock of a neck

 

[NewnameRealEmail]

I can smell the axe body spray and BO through my phone screen. Disgusting.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

"The trick is to only eat one doughnut, two maximum, maybe 3 if you're really hungry"

No the trick is to cut that shit out of your diet entirely. Leave it to low iq fat trash like Ralph to buy an entire box of donuts that are 200 calories each and brag about “You gotta eat one or two if you want to lose weight”. Fat people and their insane leaps of logic when it comes to food make me MATI.

 

[porkWellington]

No the trick is to cut that shit out of your diet entirely. Leave it to low iq fat trash like Ralph to buy an entire box of donuts that are 200 calories each and brag about “You gotta eat one or two if you want to lose weight”. Fat people and their insane leaps of logic when it comes to food make me MATI.

Fast food last night and doughnuts today, gunt's coming back boys hopefully Dax is getting him liquored up too.

 

[Pale Empress]

Fast food last night and doughnuts today, gunt's coming back boys hopefully Dax is getting him liquored up too.

Not drinking in Mexico is as simple as not going to the corner shop, not ordering a cocktail at the sushi emporium. Guaranteed the cocaine and liquor are on tap at Daxipad's house. Ralph's lack of impulse control and the cajoling from Dax will inevitably lead to a bender. I wouldn't be surprised to see him continue to indulge once he flees back down to the Country his Daddy didn't give him.

 

[Rage Pig]

Ralph's unrequited love of Gator knows no border:

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"The trick is to only eat one doughnut, two maximum, maybe 3 if you're really hungry" says the man who won't open the box with 7 doughnuts missing. SAD! PATHETIC!

It's really strange that this is his second tweet addressing Gaytor during his trip. He's been stuck alone and depressed in his Mexican crack shack for month, last time he went out was with the prostitute.
He could enjoy the time with his Diddler Daddy, put on the cow costume and get pegged. He could eat at a nice restaurant instead of eating burger and fries out of a paper bag while sitting in a car. He could buy some presents for his son instead of 12 donuts to stuff in his ugly face. But all he can think of is seething impotently at Gaytor like a spurned lover.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I’m hoping for something akin to that Dax & Ralph eatin’ ice cream on the sidewalk couples’ picture.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Ralph's unrequited love of Gator knows no border:

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"The trick is to only eat one doughnut, two maximum, maybe 3 if you're really hungry" says the man who won't open the box with 7 doughnuts missing. SAD! PATHETIC!

He is still a fat fuck who thinks 2-3 donuts is a reasonable amount of donuts to eat. A normal person buys one donut, Ralph. A whole box is something you buy for a party or your co-workers, not to share between two people.

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph's back tol posting screenshots of his KF thread on Shitter. Diddler Dax recently began doing it. Like E-Daddy like E-Son.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

And then little Xander saluted Ralph as he walked away into the sunset......

 

[Lidl Drip]

And then little Xander saluted Ralph as he walked away into the sunset......
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And then everyone clapped and Xander handed him $100. lmfao what a load of crap