Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,392
Oh you're not going to ask which streamer I'm talking about? They also said they felt sorry for robs wife.
Sorry, but why should I care? If you want to bring them up to promote their channel then do so. Don't do it in such a transparent fashion.

You literally joined the Orchards on Thursday, have posted nowhere else and come here to ask this question then when answered you ask why I didn't ask which streamer? Get fucked nigger faggot.

They're nice if you entertain a lot and have a gazebo grill and bar area to put it. None of which pertain to Jack.
Here's a good example of where 99.9% of people who have them, put them.
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That way I can kinda see it working. Not his set up where it's just put outside the door with the power cable running inside. At least have the decency to have a power outlet on the porch so the bugs don't get in.

I still don't get the point of needing a TV outside but you know, to each their own.
 
They're nice if you entertain a lot and have a gazebo grill and bar area to put it. None of which pertain to Jack.
Here's a good example of where 99.9% of people who have them, put them.
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For something like this, I don't think waterproofing is even needed. If it's raining and it does hit the TV, it will hit you as well. Just have some cover.
Also, waterproof doesn't mean humidity proof. I don't know where Jack lives but humidity kills electronics. A splash from rain usually shouldn't cause much concern.

It's just such a fundamentally stupid idea. With the money one invests in this dumbass gay gimmick, why not just buy one of those heavy duty TV stands on wheels? Just roll it outside when you want to and get it back indoors after.
 
Why does this thing even exist? I hope it explodes. I have never thought to myself "a waterproof TV, that's what I need for my backyard".
What a sack of lazy useless shit.
I have only seen these things in amusement parks, providing minimum entertainment to people trapped in an hour long queue. I hope they upcharged the fuck out of him for buying a single unit, since they most likely deal in bulk orders
 
Sorry, but why should I care? If you want to bring them up to promote their channel then do so. Don't do it in such a transparent fashion.

You literally joined the Orchards on Thursday, have posted nowhere else and come here to ask this question then when answered you ask why I didn't ask which streamer? Get fucked nigger faggot.
I really wish people would lurk the threads they want to join the discussions of to get an understanding of how not to be a giant AIDS riddled faggot.
 
Im doing great on carnivore guise! *gurgle* *cough* *death rattle*
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Jack is Christian only when it benefits him. Otherwise he's just your normal every day asshole that hides behind Christianity as a kind of shield.

Specifically, he's a "I'm going to heaven and you're not" christian.

Only 17 years of eating garbage?

He can no longer find three of his toes when counting.
 
That was even more shit that I was expecting. No into or unboxing (I wonder why), vid just cuts in with him ranting about the read I/O panel cover with zero context, 60% of the video is him just talking about how it looks good when just on a loop installing stuff. Oh and the snap cut to the TV 'finally being done' and it's still loading shit but it's noticably darker out.

Not even getting into the bunker fuel caked to his grill, you could run a super-freighter on that shit.

Just watched the video. I hate how he still suggests that companies send him gifts or items to review on his "show". There is no link to their website in the description, which the company would almost 100% require if this was sent to him to promote the product. The only links he has are two Amazon affiliate links for the TV and stand.

Also, nice reflection fatso.
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Just watched the video. I hate how he still suggests that companies send him gifts or items to review on his "show". There is no link to their website in the description, which the company would almost 100% require if this was sent to him to promote the product. The only links he has are two Amazon affiliate links for the TV and stand.

Also, nice reflection fatso.
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Jack's the kind of Christian that yells "Faggots are going to hell" while his hard dive is full of gay porn.

As for Rob he makes pretty good food, competent videos, seems like a nice guy when out and about, does charity work, and trolls Jack and a fan of the farms. Unless there's some dark skeleton in his closet you want to share STFU about Rob.
This is Jack "I don't want a male dog because I might accidently touch my dogs penis while rubbing his belly" Scalfani we are talking about. That's how much of a repressed homosexual he is.
 
It's pathetic and weird that a fat 65 year old boomer reads this tranny hate website and is dragging his clueless wife to meet another old guy irl who is only marginally more retarded and strange than he is for attention from the people here on a barely updated thread. Sorry but if he wasn't kissing ass you would admit at the very least that's gay and creepy.
its gay yeah.
 
It's pathetic and weird that a fat 65 year old boomer reads this tranny hate website and is dragging his clueless wife to meet another old guy irl who is only marginally more retarded and strange than he is for attention from the people here on a barely updated thread. Sorry but if he wasn't kissing ass you would admit at the very least that's gay and creepy.
Dont have a strong opinion about Rob myself, but sometimes i do get those "If you have to say that you're better than someone..." Aloggy vibes from him.

At least he's not trying to become a protagonist in Jack's world like so many orbiters try to around other cows. I like my milk as pure and untouched as can
 
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