Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

there needs to be a depot version of ozempic injections or an implant. If she’d have stuck with it she’d be 200lb less by now
Everyone has a million dollar idea. Some people have a billion dollar idea. Guess which group you're in?

What about a pump, kind of like an insulin pump, but implanted under the skin like the ones used for baclofen in patients with severe spasticity?
 
Everyone has a million dollar idea. Some people have a billion dollar idea. Guess which group you're in?

What about a pump, kind of like an insulin pump, but implanted under the skin like the ones used for baclofen in patients with severe spasticity?
Sounds great. Think they’re even developing them for Parkinson’s these days.
Seriously, glp1 implant. Diet without choice
 

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Her bikini hauls, outside of being feeder bait, really showcase how well spandex can hold up. Also, the bikinis she does keep will maybe be worn once or twice, then never seen again. I find her bikini hauls especially egregious in terms of wastefulness, because she obviously doesn’t swim enough to justify buying swimsuits on a regular basis.
 

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I will never understand why she does bikini halls so late into the season. (Influencers start planning them early in the year and post it around memorial day/end of May) She also posted her "largest bikini hall ever" after the 4th of July. She cannot do anything right or on time.
 
She looks like she’s sitting in a puddle of fat. She hangs over that lounge chair on each side, which has to be at least 3 feet across.

She can’t put on one “swim” because of the lipoedema in her arms. 🤣

Then we get some talk about her loose skin and her body changing. Which is it??

How often over the years have we heard her state her body is changing? She’s right, she’s getting fatter. A lot fatter.
 





I can't believe she wore that dress but in NYC of all places. Just yikes. NYC is not a town of garish fashion, not for middle aged women anyways. She's looking old even behind the filters, the wrinkles are coming in even against her filling fat.
 
"The bottoms don't fit great." Well... you have them on backwards, what the hell were you expecting there?
Excuse you, but that's how fatfluencers wear their bikini bottoms. Their gunts don't fit if they put them on them the right way.

Best not to think about it too much, or the existential angst will getcha.
 
Everyone has a million dollar idea. Some people have a billion dollar idea. Guess which group you're in?

What about a pump, kind of like an insulin pump, but implanted under the skin like the ones used for baclofen in patients with severe spasticity?

Sounds great. Think they’re even developing them for Parkinson’s these days.
Seriously, glp1 implant. Diet without choice

This seems more ethical than my idea, which was to create Ozempic darts and declare open season on fatties. Set 'em loose in Disney and let the big (heh) game hunters set up deer stands in the attractions. Get rich from admission and the pharmaceutical patents.
 
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I can't believe she wore that dress but in NYC of all places. Just yikes. NYC is not a town of garish fashion, not for middle aged women anyways. She's looking old even behind the filters, the wrinkles are coming in even against her filling fat.
I'm pretty tired of photo-op "museums" for influencers and wannabes. But even adult toddler Anna looks dead-eyed and like she's really forcing it here.
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Too bad she doesn't have any actual hobbies or interests. Outside of consoooming.
 
I'm pretty tired of photo-op "museums" for influencers and wannabes. But even adult toddler Anna looks dead-eyed and like she's really forcing it here.
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Too bad she doesn't have any actual hobbies or interests. Outside of consoooming.

All I could think of is how many gross hands glop through that slime every day and the germ factory that’s being created. How often do they change it? What do all the people touch before they wallow around in it.

Not being negative. Not a germophobe either. Just the practicality of it after the world had to shut down for Covid. Think of all the respiratory and genital germs growing in that!!! Let’s hope they have required sanitizer stations.
 
All I could think of is how many gross hands glop through that slime every day and the germ factory that’s being created. How often do they change it? What do all the people touch before they wallow around in it.

Not being negative. Not a germophobe either. Just the practicality of it after the world had to shut down for Covid. Think of all the respiratory and genital germs growing in that!!! Let’s hope they have required sanitizer stations.
It’s good for your immune system desu
 
This seems more ethical than my idea, which was to create Ozempic darts and declare open season on fatties. Set 'em loose in Disney and let the big (heh) game hunters set up deer stands in the attractions. Get rich from admission and the pharmaceutical patents.
There are people with million dollar ideas, there are people with billion dollar ideas, and then, there are people with ideas so groundbreaking that we call them visionaries. You are among them.

They could run a pilot program at Walt Disney World. Call it "Fatnimal Kingdom", issue a dart gun at the entrance gates, and let interested parkgoers pick off fat fucks clad in Mickey swag. I'd pay for that.

I'm pretty tired of photo-op "museums" for influencers and wannabes.
I hate everything about this phenomenon. Calling it a "museum" is the cherry on top. I hope we get nuked.
 
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