Lolcow Prism42 / Martin Edward Walker / PriapismTV / Thegreatmartin - Ween, Cowtipper, Failed Youtuber, Clout chaser, Made a video with EDP445 to "expose a pedophile", Accidentally posted his address to own the haters

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Martin Edward Walker / Prism42 / PriapismTV / Thegreatmartin
Hello there! This thread will serve as yet another reminder of why there is a warning about not cowtipping and not e-begging for attention when registering an account on Kiwi Farms and why you should take it seriously, especially when the only reason you've decided to come to Kiwi Farms is to clout chase pedophiles and trannies whilst expecting a red carpet upon making an account.

@Prism42 tried his hand at making himself an e-celeb, documenting the creepy tranny loli fucker Chris Tyson with a Sonichu medallion next to him on June 17th, 2024. The video itself is your average zoomer video essay.
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While this all sounds perfectly fine at first except for the last part, there is a catch to it. This video would be made with the help of the notorious cupcake king pedophile himself, EDP. Having EDP of all people help you expose a disgusting tranny for pedophilia not only makes anything you say completely thrown out the window, but it also just makes you look absolutely retarded. He watermarked the full screen of the entire video with his fucking username. He really thought other channels would see it, pluck the video from his channel, shout him out, and then his username would be spread like wildfire due to the watermark.
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@Prism42 would hear about the Farms on June 20th from a YouTube comment telling him about the Chris Tyson thread on the forum.
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After seeing this comment, he decided he would try to become an e-celeb on Kiwi Farms, thus making his account on the same day.

THE OFFENDING POST:
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@Prism42's first post was riddled with problems that showed a clear disregard of site culture/rules and blatant craving for attention, which would come back and bite him in the ass later. First, the post was made to brag about cowtipping, and as such, was negatively received.
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@Prism42 / Martin is your typical terminally online faggot e-celeb wannabe. He is obsessed with trying to get e-fame, meeting up with e-celebs who don't know who he is, cowptipping lolcows like Chris Tyson, EDP, and even Chris Chan himself. Martin is a "YouTuber" and likes to think of himself as a successful one, despite nobody knowing who the fuck he is and most people just telling him they don't care about whatever it is he wants to grift off of.

Weenery:

The curse of the Sonichu medallion strikes again...
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Something you'll quickly take notice about this guy is that he is desperate to try and get any internet fame he can get, failing every time whether it be on Kiwi Farms, Twitter or YouTube. He has tried many times to be a ween and contact Chris Chan, but even an autistic retard like Chris can see through this dumbass and realize that he's not worth his time.
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The thing about this post is the fact that Martin affirms Chris' tranny larp calling him "Christine". Martin himself does not believe in the tranny larp based on what he's said days prior to trying to clout chase off Chris Chan.
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After posting his attempt to try and find Chris Chan, the only attention he would get is from another one of Chris' retarded orbiters, Helena G. Fiorenza. He would claim Helena would send "extremists from Kiwi Farms after me and swat me!!!!!" after promptly being told to fuck off for being a ween. @Prism42 calling users of the Kiwi Farms "extremists" is ironic considering he himself came here to register an account and expected the users in the Chris Tyson thread to suck his dick after joining.
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"Please notice me Chris"
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Desperation for clout

The lengths this retard has gone to try and establish himself as an e-celeb are quite pathetic. @Prism42 has made many sad attempts to try and garner an audience such as calling Technoblade at 3 A.M. or going to the zoo where Harambe was shot at.

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Or even drinking lean
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He will often take pictures next to e-celebs no matter who they are, they are like Pokemon to him. He's gotta grift them all!
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A genuine response to his obsession with wanting to be noticed by e-celebrities.
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If you call him out on it by calling him a retarded virgin who sucks tranny cock for clout, he will send you pictures of him with his supposed girlfriend while accidentally giving you his address. along with the porn on his phone gallery.
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Martin does get the bitches though, as you can see, he wets their panties with pictures of him drinking soy.
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Though, after all this, the a-logging, the meetups, the video essays, Martin has failed to achieve anything other than that the only form of relevance he will ever get is this very thread.




Links:

Twitter / Archive <--- Martin claims this is impossible
YouTube Channel / Archive
Instagram (suspended)
Second Instagram / Archive
Gitee / Archive
Speedrun.com / Archive
Cashapp / Archive

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
 
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Martin E. Walker / Prism42 / PriapismTV / Thegreatmartin

format for listing his name and aliases at the top of a thread, but this is a very good start! Needs the rest of his socials and archives of them too (his Instagram is Prism42_ and can be archived if you run it through an Instagram viewing service such as Picuki).
 
@Prism42 tried his hand at making himself an e-celeb, documenting the creepy tranny loli fucker Chris Tyson with a Sonichu medallion next to him on June 17th, 2024. The video itself is your average zoomer video essay.
imagine getting a layup of a case like this but manage to fuck it up

true lolcow behavior
 
I knew about this guy since I saw the pic of him outside the courthouse. But I certainly did not expect him to end up here. I just thought he was an average ween but I had no idea he was deep into pedo shit.
 
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Needs the rest of his socials and archives of them too (his Instagram is Prism42_ and can be archived if you run it through an Instagram viewing service such as Picuki).
His profile is private so I can't archive it, the first instagram account I linked was attatched to his YouTube channel.

It's not really a halal thread since he's not a forum user imo.
Did you first post this to talk to staff?

It's just a good thread about a funny cow it stands on it's own.
You might be right, yeah. He did just make his account literally two days ago. Also no, I didn't because I still wanted to let this cow grow a bit before finalizing the OP.
 
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It's not really a halal thread since he's not a forum user imo.
Did you first post this to talk to staff?

It's just a good thread about a funny cow it stands on it's own.
He made an account here and posted, that's been the accepted criteria for Halal for quite a while now, has it not? If lolcows are discovered from within the Farms, even if it's from a few posts, it counts. He should submit it to staff to review for Halal status, though maybe not right away. Let it grow a bit first before it disappears for a couple weeks. :smug:

BTW LOL what a thirsty faggot. How do you like this taste of fame-juice now, @Prism42 ?
 
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