Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

[The Bovinian Derivative]

A demon in my keyboard always types the N-word. No matter how much i try i can't edit or delete the n-word in my posts.

I've lost everything. I can't go on twitch or tik tok no more, the onlyfans girls i simp now revile me, i can't play fortnite with my 30 yr old friends from Discord, other kids in my school staged a protest for me, the only people that talk to me are federal agents with anime avatars who want me to commit domestic terrorism.

My dreams of becoming a Minecraft infuencer are gone and without my smartphone and social media i live in ANALOG HELL fr fr no cap

If you are reading this i am already gone and i've skibidi unalived myself. Tell mom, dad and mom's boyfriend Jamaal that i am sorry.

YOU DUMB NIGGER YOU ARE THE BLACKEST GORILLA NIGGER THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[insert link of a 3,5 hour long video essay about how the demon didn't really exist and it was just the kid's way of dealing with the degradation of his family values and how society rejects the mentally unwell. 95% of said video is just a replay of the original content with next to no commentary and a vpn ad]

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

[insert link of a 3,5 hour long video essay about how the demon didn't really exist and it was just the kid's way of dealing with the degradation of his family values and how society rejects the mentally unwell. 95% of said video is just a replay of the original content with next to no commentary and a vpn ad]

N-word demon theories

N-word demon lore explained

N-word demon and Fnaf makes Pommy pregnant cartoon parody

 

[Nick Obre]

N-word demon theories

N-word demon lore explained

N-word demon and Fnaf makes Pommy pregnant cartoon parody

There's a Mesopotamian god of plague and death, also considered a demon in some demonology literature, called NERGAL or NIRGAL

I'll let you fill in the blanks yourself

 

[Bunny Tracks]

A weather channel recording with spoopy edits maybe. When I was a kid I would usually watch the forecast with my mom, and one day at my grandma's the TV was on the news channel (by the same company) and during downtime they would have a weather forecast program that was similar to the one I knew, but just looping over and over without any kind of presenter speaking, and with music playing in the background that I at the time found to be kinda eerie. But what puzzled me the most about it were the places it covered - the normal weather broadcast would obviously cover my country and its vicinity in Europe, but this one was all over the place. I mean what the fuck is a "Mallorca" or "Tunis"? This was before I had geography in school, I'd never heard of them.

Naturally it was just a completely normal weather broadcast during summer intended for people traveling for vacations. I'll probably never forget that odd impression though. For this reason even though it's like the cliche of all cliches I'm intrigued by the idea of a weather forecast showing weird nonexistent places or unusual conditions. Most people who do this kind of shit probably steer it towards emergency weather alerts and shit like that but that just ruins it imo.

But that's actually a pretty neat idea, nonexistent places and unusual conditions, could be paired with sudden cease to reporting about common areas, the definition of "normal" slowly or rapidly changing to something obviously not normal and so on. Now imagine all that with some Anchorman inter-station shenanigans , or even competing weather stations and you've got gold in them there hills.

I posted about this a few years ago, but my friends, and I accidentally stumbled across this video one night while drinking that does something kinda like that.

The video says unavailable whenever I try to directly post it here for some reason even though it's still up, but basically it's an EAS broadcast over a children's show telling people to get to an underground shelter, or evacuate immediately because of "severe thunderstorms", to stay there, or away from the area until at least the next morning, and that "no shelter above ground can protect you from this storm, regardless of its construction."

 

[Inside your walls]

All these analog horror ideas the fellow kiwis written in this thread, particularly the one where someone whose off-looking/uncanny is
presented as wholesome or a regular guy really reminded me of this.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Golly Bo-Bolly]

this video one night while drinking that does something kinda like that.

This video reminds me of this actual Amber alert that is the second closest thing to a real life analog horror/creepypasta.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

This video reminds me of this actual Amber alert that is the second closest thing to a real life analog horror/creepypasta.

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The scariest part? The kids mentioned in this Amber Alert actually died.

 

[Mrsneksnekson]

Dave's Lemonade covering the Timothy Ferguson case. Expect it to be a good video of the case and history as he has a good track record.

One Video compared to Dreading's 3 with very minimal input over interview / court footage.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Speaking of analog horror ideas (I have none myself), I suddenly remembered the old Gorillaz/Kong Studios flash website, which did 'spooky website with secrets maybe' better than any other I've seen. I loved it as a kid, it was dark and weird and had clickable secrets and minigames and all that. I think it went through a few incarnations but I remember the first one(s) the best, when Gorillaz were still trying to be a horror-type band. If I had to make an 'analog' horror thing, I'd make a flash-styled website like that.

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Their main creation on the Internet was the Gorillaz website, a full Flash website where you could visit Kong Studio, the fictional place where the members of Gorillaz lived and recorded music. The website changed a lot over the years during the 2000s, adding content related to the new singles and albums released.

Sort of working archives and instructions on how to open them.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Speaking of analog horror ideas (I have none myself), I suddenly remembered the old Gorillaz/Kong Studios flash website, which did 'spooky website with secrets maybe' better than any other I've seen. I loved it as a kid, it was dark and weird and had clickable secrets and minigames and all that. I think it went through a few incarnations but I remember the first one(s) the best, when Gorillaz were still trying to be a horror-type band. If I had to make an 'analog' horror thing, I'd make a flash-styled website like that.

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Sounds like Lacey's Games but done faithfully to the era

 

[Xerxes IX]

Dave's Lemonade covering the Timothy Ferguson case. Expect it to be a good video of the case and history as he has a good track record.

One Video compared to Dreading's 3 with very minimal input over interview / court footage.

I listened to Dreading's video on Paul's interview and he still leaves way too much uncut footage. Paul wanting to be a Minecraft youtuber has nothing to do with the case and he had nothing interesting to say about that anyway.

 

[Colon capital V]

Sounds like Lacey's Games but done faithfully to the era

Unironically, SillyPoo does a way better job at capturing the 2000s/early 2010s web era for femcels in their videos. And if they wanted to, they could go the horror route of it.

But I'm glad they don't because it's funnier and more endearing like this.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Unironically, SillyPoo does a way better job at capturing the 2000s/early 2010s web era for femcels in their videos. And if they wanted to, they could go the horror route of it.

But I'm glad they don't because it's funnier and more endearing like this.

Looks pretty kino. 10/10 early moe-core aesthetics

 

[Super Malario]

Speaking of analog horror ideas (I have none myself), I suddenly remembered the old Gorillaz/Kong Studios flash website, which did 'spooky website with secrets maybe' better than any other I've seen. I loved it as a kid, it was dark and weird and had clickable secrets and minigames and all that. I think it went through a few incarnations but I remember the first one(s) the best, when Gorillaz were still trying to be a horror-type band. If I had to make an 'analog' horror thing, I'd make a flash-styled website like that.

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Man does this shit bring me back, such a fucking shame their website is garbage nowadays

 

[deermeat]

FINALLY, A YOUTUBER TALKED ABOUT LESSER KNOWN CHANNELS.
So far, I haven't seen any creator cover half the channels mentioned despite the true crime cases being infamous. How long do you think other creators will see this and start covering the same exact channels all of the sudden

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

FINALLY, A YOUTUBER TALKED ABOUT LESSER KNOWN CHANNELS.
So far, I haven't seen any creator cover half the channels mentioned despite the true crime cases being infamous. How long do you think other creators will see this and start covering the same exact channels all of the sudden

Hey, I like this guy. Altough the comment section of his video of disturbing videogames iceberg is filled to the brim with pedos, due to no fault of his own, really, when you talk about anime those dregs always appear as if summoned from another dimension

 

[deermeat]

Hey, I like this guy. Altough the comment section of his video of disturbing videogames iceberg is filled to the brim with pedos, due to no fault of his own, really, when you talk about anime those dregs always appear as if summoned from another dimension

I feel giddy looking over his channel. I've hit a dry spell when it comes to finding new content to watch of this variety.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

The scariest part? The kids mentioned in this Amber Alert actually died

Reminds of the time Red Letter Media bitched about the news media paying attention to white women going missing during their Netflix Dahmer review and using news footage of missing women who were later found dead or murdered as a joke.

Danny Phantom analog horror - naturally it would be full of Randy Stair's fluoridated stares and maybe some footage of him limp-wristing that pistol grip shotgun.

If the Analog Horror community can't even handle sponge bob swearing or urban spooks. Danny Phantom will become the birth of a nation of the analog horror community. It will not be long until Wendigoon and Meat Canyon are crying. You are going too far.

A demon in my keyboard always types the N-word. No matter how much i try i can't edit or delete the n-word in my posts.

This is the same community that doesn't know if the Family Guy analog horror on TikTok is real or parody making fun of Analog horror. Hell I am pretty sure they will take the N-word demon dead seriously. .

This video reminds me of this actual Amber alert that is the second closest thing to a real life analog horror/creepypasta.

That and the evil stick being real and reaching the mainstream. It was kinda weird even seeing Channel Awesome people reviewing the toy and being creeped out about it. I am surprised YouTube doesn't have a community documenting 9/11 affecting kids' media airing at the time. 9/11 pretty fucked fox kids and gave WB a boost. Digimon and Power Rangers both had censored content on 9/11. The Rugrats movie had a popular twin tower bumper nick that they tried to hide.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

That and the evil stick being real and reaching the mainstream. It was kinda weird even seeing Channel Awesome people reviewing the toy and being creeped out about it. I am surprised YouTube doesn't have a community documenting 9/11 affecting kids' media airing at the time. 9/11 pretty fucked fox kids and gave WB a boost. Digimon and Power Rangers both had censored content on 9/11. The Rugrats movie had a popular twin tower bumper nick that they tried to hide.

Talking about 9/11 and media. Isn't there a Serial Experiments Lain episode that aired just after 9/11? That show is almost analog (or more accurately, early digital) horror, something good could come out of this, not unlike this page: https://fauux.neocities.org/ (one of the only good pages in neocities btw) but like an horror series instead of like a pseudo-ARG