Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[holyhandgrenade]

Oh I just threw up in my mouth. The bitch even tatted up her feet.

yeah but look at his face. That is the face of a cuck if I've ever seen one. Wife with her feet and coochie on full display

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

yeah but look at his face. That is the face of a cuck if I've ever seen one. Wife with her feet and coochie on full display

A trust fund can buy a lot of ounces of coke but not even a gram of class.

 

[RotPockets]

yeah but look at his face. That is the face of a cuck if I've ever seen one. Wife with her feet and coochie on full display

If he put his ear up to her conch shell you can almost smell low tide.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

If he put his ear up to her conch shell you can almost smell low tide.

please don't put that in my mind.

It's extra funny because what was it he used to say after the Jack Murphy thing you should never have your ankles and your butthole in the same pic? I'm probably remembering the second part wrong but it was ankles and something in the same pic

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

I could see Nick killing himself if he was sentenced to hard time without the possibility of early release.

I really don't. I think he would fucking love prison. He'd be able to maneuver favorably by doing other inmates law work (I've seen this on MSNBC Lockup. Some white bread ass dweeb law fag gets locked up and is suddenly dominating the cell block on the low. They get protection and commissary in exchange for helping cellies.) He'd also be able to do drugs on the reg, have gay sex but since it's in prison and since women aren't an option it counts as no homo. Plus the lack of responsibility and no family? Sign him up.

A proper punishment would be once a week for 24 straight hours he is put in the stocks in the Spicer town square. (Fully clothed, so he wouldn't get the perv jollies) Mouth gagged, everyone can throw soft rotted fruit and him and hurl insults. Once a week he can look forward to that every week for forever. It would drive him far more mad than being locked up with endless hot BBC ever could.

 

[TurdThrower]

Just realized on the "Troll Chat/Super Chat Supercut" from elissa clips that he has a new RE20. The one he used for the longest was the silver one which he also had on the Tuesday night stream. Looks like its a black one this time. Maybe he went with that color to remind him of the good times in Jamaica

In all seriousness, that might be some of the audio issues.

 

[TenMilesWide]

If Nick is stupid enough to be using again and gets raided, even with just a few grams of Cocaine, does his defence of being a first time Felon/criminal go completely out the window? does only the second charge get hit with a repeat felony? does it become a separate charge or added onto the 26 grams? The Prosecution are likely watching him and also reading this thread (Hi Guys) so Nick really needs to stop playing with fire.

If he insists on going online and streaming then he needs to delete his twitter and all social media accounts and then stop responding to questions about his own life and circumstances, then go back to painstakingly reading through court cases with a bit of humour thrown in like he used to, or heck he can even just do Lawyer react content and stream trials.

if he gets busted again that's a new crime, separate charge. May end up getting tried at the same time depending on order of events but any new cocaine they find won't get directly added to the 26g total (unless they can really prove he didn't buy it after the first arrest but that's unlikely if not impossible, and pointless besides)

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

Nick Rekieta's trial after streaming content during the entirety of July:

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

oh excuse me for missing it lol

while I was searching for it I did find this though

Here's a better look

 

[feral cat #6385]

I really don't. I think he would fucking love prison. He'd be able to maneuver favorably by doing other inmates law work (I've seen this on MSNBC Lockup. Some white bread ass dweeb law fag gets locked up and is suddenly dominating the cell block on the low. They get protection and commissary in exchange for helping cellies.) He'd also be able to do drugs on the reg, have gay sex but since it's in prison and since women aren't an option it counts as no homo. Plus the lack of responsibility and no family? Sign him up.

You make good points. Between the gay sex and drugs he won't want to get out. And he could get his shitty snake tattoo finished. And get a lot more bad tattoos.

Here's a better look

That's the look of a man that never made his wife cum.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Here's a better look

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He looks like he's sucking on a lemon.

 

[part timer]

Presenting...Balldownfall.

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Amazing job with this, it felt like I was actually watching Crackets

 

[feral cat #6385]

He looks like he's sucking on a lemon.

Well she does have a wrecked body. He is probably a lot more enthusiastic with April. Not as enthusiastic as with Aaron though.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Well she does have a wrecked body. He is probably a lot more enthusiastic with April. Not as enthusiastic as with Aaron though.

He needs to tell us all the stuff he left out of his stories - all the gay stuff he did.

You don't do all this degenerate druggie swinger sex, and have a no tips touching rule.

I bet the stuff about Nick and Kayla is mostly accurate, but he's somehow the good guy in every single story. My ass.

Come on Aaron. You'll only earn positive points here if you tell everything.

 

[NostalgicJam]

Here's a better look

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Whose idea was it? It doesn't make a difference really, but i can totally see Nick being the one to bring this idea up like "Babe i just had the funniest idea for a photo!" So weird and funny right!? Cunts, the both of em.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pardon the interruption, but I just need to check and see if I really heard what I think I heard on Nick’s latest stream. (Thank you @elb for the clips that save me time and avoid giving him any views.)

Did Nick really just hammer away on the “I’ve never refused to take a required drug test” shit and completely omit the fact that he revoked consent for those test results to be entered into the CPS case?

Did Nick really just claim he’s taken multiple drug tests and they all came back clean?

Just checking to see if I misheard or if he’s really this shameless.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I imagine nick lost randazza at this point.

If Nick can keep paying him, Randazza will stick around (and bleed him dry).
A lawyer has to have a really good reason to walk away from a client before a lawsuit is concluded, and I don't think that "My client is a coke-huffing Balldo" is quite sufficient.

 

[Oxyjen]

Life Choices: A triptych.


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A haunted comedy genius.

 

[TurdThrower]

Nick Rekieta's trial after streaming content during the entirety of July:

Sternn got off though.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Did Nick really just claim he’s taken multiple drug tests and they all came back clean?

Yes and the only way he can even attempt to pull that off is to blame the wife for everything. I feel that's coming.