Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[skunt]

nobody ever lifts a finger to help me bro

i need someone to go to https://kiwifarms.st/chat/rip-city.15/ and type

!juice 165280 2900

i always help you guys out bro, someone please help

 

[S.C.U.D.]

It is rigged, just not on the RNG side, unfortunately for Lossman, just the math side. Here's those same thresholds with 50/50:

Attempts​	Chance to win them all​	Chance to lose just once​	Winnings Multiplier​
1	50%	50%	2
2	25%	75%	4
3	12.5%	87.5%	8
5	3.13%	96.97%	32
10	0.1%	99.9%	1,024
25	0.01%	99.99%	33,554,432

Look how ever more subtle this is. Probability is a bitch. And here's the fun thing, even if I gave him a 49.99% chance to win, he would still more often than not lose. It would just slow down how fast he lost his money. The casino profits would remain basically the same however. That's the thing about probability. You just need the odds mostly in your favor and the rest works itself out. The only reason to go 49% is too slightly accelerate the rate that the "smart ones" lose everything who would quit early.

Yeah but what if he just gets the Big Win? Didn't think of that, didja rat?

 

[MadStan]

I grow tired of nerds coming into this thread with their amazing math skill coming to the amazing conclusion that as a gambler in a casino, you got like, 49% chance of winning, and like, guess what????????? It means you actually lose! This is industry breaking news. A person who can take 2 and double it. Now there's some algorithmic skill!!

It's below 50% obviously, we get the fucking point. Even a retard gets the fucking point. What's your point?

 

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I grow tired of nerds coming into this thread with their amazing math skill coming to the amazing conclusion that as a gambler in a casino, you got like, 49% chance of winning, and like, guess what????????? It means you actually lose! This is industry breaking news. A person who can take 2 and double it. Now there's some algorithmic skill!!

It's below 50% obviously, we get the fucking point. Even a retard gets the fucking point. What's your point?

The table shows how much luck is required for a good winning streak (which is what BMJ relies on)

 

[AngryTreeRat]

What's your point?

I was curious how retarded he actually was. I simply shared the data. Nothing more.

 

[internet friend]

All you fucking retards talking about probability are forgetting one major thing: either you win or you lose. That makes it 50/50.

 

[Coalescence]

Bossman himself can summarize all of the thread's sperging about probabilities:

 

[MadStan]

I was curious how retarded he actually was. I simply shared the data. Nothing more.

Let me tell you as an ex-gambler myself that adorned the high-roller rooms with my degenerated behavior...Austin is proof of the only way to win in a casino. That's right, he is dangerous. The way he gambles surely is a great way to lose but also guys like him do walk out of casinos with piles of money because he doesn't use stats, he goes with his feeling. He has hit over $50,000 multiple times. He is fearless.

Austin is exactly the type of guy you can hand $5,000 to 10 times over and they've got a fair chance he will turn it into 100K in a real casino, more so than a statistician and people like Austin are dangerous to real casino's. He is nuts, but that is why he actually wins a lot. He is a wildcard in a casino, but he will never go to one because it is too slow for him and would take too long between bets.

This is why I know that the odds of a regular guy on these gambling sites hitting 50K is pretty low, but with Austin and his reckless approach, it is quite possible, and realistic.

If I am almost certain to lose in a casino anyways, it is better to hand my $5,000 over to Austin who will without fear double up on an insane bet - and sometimes win. His lack of fear is remarkable, but then again, it isn't his house he is gambling - if it was his crack pipe, shoes, and computer he'd probably change the way he bets and never hit the big wins.

He is the ultimate poster boy for the on-line casino's. They adore him. if I were at a casino, I'd hand him over my money before anyone else, as long as I could rip it out of his hands when I was 300% up. Stats mean nothing in a casino, we already know them, your best bet is to be reckless, and to be reckless you need no fear - that's Austin.

 

[Konstantinos XI]

Bossman himself can summarize all of the thread's sperging about probabilities:
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The way he says "I can never win anymore" "I never get a win streak anymore" "they make so much money and can't give me just a lil bit" "they don't care about me bro", even as he just had won 200k, it makes me think that he actually believes the casino owes him wins and that the dice should just keep eternally hitting

 

[JT Marlin]

All I want for Christmas is brokeman jack to get into poker.

Imagine the tard rage after he gets a bad beat from someone holding 7 3 which lands trips on the river card beating his pocket aces.

 

[MadStan]

The table shows how much luck is required for a good winning streak (which is what BMJ relies on)

We've seen Austin take a $1000 roll, double it, double it again, then double it again and have the balls to try it again. BMJ doesn't rely on these stats or odds, he just "goes for it". Most of us would never take 1K and bet it in the first place, and then have the audacity to do it 3 times, instead almost all of us might be brave enough to go 1K,2K,4K and then take it, but Austin will have the reckless balls to go "fuck it, I'm gonna go to 8K" and frankly, it is the only way to get these big wins. Shit, he will sometimes even go for 16K. From a statistical point of view, only fear can make you not see the obvious - your next choice is essentially 50/50 regardless of the streak. For that you need no fear. Regardless of the streak, the odds do not change on your next choice.

No one on here would be surprised to hear Austin won another 30K, whereas for a regular user this would be a rare feat. But having the the balls to be reckless enough to win 30K means you have to be reckless enough to lose it. It is all very entertaining, but we must remember you can't just be reckless once and pull it off. You need a total disregard for doubt and consequence to win like he does, and to lose like he does.

We often concentrate on what he lost - because it is remarkable - but we should spare a thought for the mechanics of his mind that allows him to make such wins in the first place.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

It is rigged, just not on the RNG side, unfortunately for Lossman, just the math side. Here's those same thresholds with 50/50:

Attempts​	Chance to win them all​	Chance to lose just once​	Winnings Multiplier​
1	50%	50%	2
2	25%	75%	4
3	12.5%	87.5%	8
5	3.13%	96.97%	32
10	0.1%	99.9%	1,024
25	0.01%	99.99%	33,554,432

Look how ever more subtle this is. Probability is a bitch. And here's the fun thing, even if I gave him a 49.99% chance to win, he would still more often than not lose. It would just slow down how fast he lost his money. The casino profits would remain basically the same however. That's the thing about probability. You just need the odds mostly in your favor and the rest works itself out. The only reason to go 49% is too slightly accelerate the rate that the "smart ones" lose everything who would quit early.

WRONG!

Switch Flipped?	Chance to win them all	Chance to lose just once
No	100%	0%
Yes	0%	100%

 

[break these cuffs]

There has been $1500+ sitting in one of Austin's old litecoin wallets since February. I know he's switched them for no real discernable reason before. Do casinos ever try to control these wallets or is the simplest answer the truth and he's just an idiot who loses his passwords and doesn't setup recovery?

 

[Monopolywheel]

There has been $1500+ sitting in one of Austin's old litecoin wallets since February. I know he's switched them for no real discernable reason before. Do casinos ever try to control these wallets or is the simplest answer the truth and he's just an idiot who loses his passwords and doesn't setup recovery?

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Probably just his emergency crack fund

 

[Drax Rax]

All I want for Christmas is brokeman jack to get into poker.

Imagine the tard rage after he gets a bad beat from someone holding 7 3 which lands trips on the river card beating his pocket aces.

As much as I'd love to see this, poker is far too slow for the Bossman.

If anything, he'd do hyper turbo sit and go's with a bluff rate approaching most skilled players' fold rate. He would be the ultimate donk.

 

[break these cuffs]

Probably just his emergency crack fund

You can't be serious. This dude gives his dealer silver/gold to hold for pennies on the dollar so he can get crack. You think he's sitting on a banderooski and half for 4 months when he's down bad and doesn't have a penny to his name?

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

All I want for Christmas is brokeman jack to get into poker.

Imagine the tard rage after he gets a bad beat from someone holding 7 3 which lands trips on the river card beating his pocket aces.

Nah this won't happen ever. Poker requires skill and takes longer than 5 seconds to finish it. He prefers the easy clicking that brainless random games offer like coinflip, it stimulates his monkey brain much more.

 

[Spodermon]

sitting on a banderooski and half for 4 months when he's down bad and doesn't have a penny to his name?

That’s his broken phone address, longest ever untouched savings account (unintentional). He’s said he would get the phone fixed a few times, but it’s been a while I heard him talk about it.

 

[BT9494]

You can't be serious. This dude gives his dealer silver/gold to hold for pennies on the dollar so he can get crack. You think he's sitting on a banderooski and half for 4 months when he's down bad and doesn't have a penny to his name?

I must have missed this part. Did he definitely sell his gold and silver coins?

 

[break these cuffs]

I must have missed this part. Did he definitely sell his gold and silver coins?

This is what we think happens from a phonecall where said something along the lines of "Do you still have that thing I let you hold?" to his dealer. Austin wants $100 worth of crack and has no money. He lets the dealer hold a $300 silver bar whatever in exchange for $100 worth of crack. He then pays it back when he gets up big and gets whatever he gave the dealer to hold back. I'd be shocked if he didn't have to pay a premium as well ie. he has to payback $120 for $100 worth of crack.