what are the logistics of cumming on a fire to put it out

[Anti Alien Alarm]

im horny and theres an orphanage burning down on the other side of the road would this be effective

 

[Character from a movie]

I suppose it would be like spitting on a fire to put it out. You'll live the rest of your life being haunted by the ghosts of those orphans.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Enough semen should put out a fire at least as well as water, maybe better as it may smother it, but obviously you'd need a lot for any sizable fire, though it's just theory. I'd recommend against that method unless there's no viable alternative to put out a fire.

 

[Shidoen]

What if

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[TETRABAX]

Can I mix it with Orange Fanta first?

 

[Kyle Odom]

im horny and theres an orphanage burning down on the other side of the road would this be effective

Why did you have to use an orphanage as your example?

 

[Anti Alien Alarm]

Why did you have to use an orphanage as your example?

example? this is real life dude i gotta help those kids

(ps, the fires been mostly put out now. this happened earlier in the day and this shitpost just came to mind)

 

[Kyle Odom]

example? this is real life dude i gotta help those kids

(ps, the fires been mostly put out now. this happened earlier in the day and this shitpost just came to mind)

If any of the kids come out running and screaming on fire, make sure to put them out with a nice greasy load

 

[WelperHelper99]

Considering that semen has sugars in it so the sperm can have enough energy to get up the vagina, it might burn tbh

 

[Kyle Odom]

Considering that semen has sugars in it so the sperm can have enough energy to get up the vagina, it might burn tbh

So that’s why it tastes so sweet…

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

You need to gather all the incels you can, and if you manage to make them all coom together, they can put out even the wildest of raging forest fires.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It would probably smell quite bad.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Easier for women

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

this is real life dude i gotta help those kids

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

You can't just turn on the stream like you can with fire hose though, you have to take viagra, wait for it to work, look at big black booty barn . com and then spend a while getting ready and by then it's already too late

 

[Chao Garden]

what if the fire gets pregnant

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

ashy knuckles & a singed foreskin