Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[The Internet Dick]

btw you people claiming to know anything about my life are deluxe retarded

--Richard "LowTax" Kyanka, in the days leading up to his final FN Five-seveN revelation

Nick Rekieta saying and posting things like You don't know the full story or You don't have the facts and so on sparked an association I followed back to the Lowtax thread, where a screencap of the Lowtax quote above appears. It's a truism real-life bad guys--unlike cartoony movie villains--typically don't see themselves as the bad guys even when irrefutable proof of the evil they've done and the carnage they've caused is manifestly apparent in the charred bodies and burning rubble around them.



I'm not a monster says the monster. If only we knew the full story and could somehow magically see into their very hearts and minds, then we would know they are VINDICATED!

Per the Lowtax KF thread (a great read btw), Lowtax loved the word vindicated. I'm sure Rekieta loves it, too.

When finally forced against the wall, many bad guys build a hero narrative about themselves and make themselves believe it because they can't handle the truth. There is, I think, a strong possibility Nick Rekieta genuinely believes the charges against him are the result of a vast conspiracy, one that starts with a gossipy church lady and ends with a shadowy cabal at the very top, one eager to punish him for his shiny White Knight crusade against...whatever his crusade was against. (Hey, don't ask me. I don't know and can only guess how he rationalizes this shit.)



So will Rekieta go the way of Lowtax? I doubt it. Comes to that, I doubt he'll do a day in jail. I also doubt Rekieta will ever face the truth, learn from it, clean up his act, and strive to be a better father and husband from that day forward. That's the ending his wife and kids deserve, but it won't happen. For it to happen, Rekieta would need to pop that delusional balloon and admit he's done wrong. He would need to own his own shit, and I can't imagine a possible world where he would do such a thing.

 

[Stan]

The Sheriff confiscated all of his firearms along with his 26g coke stash and spare Baldo. He's facing gun charges so he should not be able to buy one legally.

I’m not totally sure he got the first gun legally.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I’m not totally sure he got the first gun legally.

he already follows a nigger coke dealer and whores on instagram so it really isn't out of the question for him to acquire an extra legal firearm

 

[Stan]

Did he say why not? Does she not like anal or does Nick have exclusive use of the booty hole?

And could Aaron lay down similar restrictions? "You can use every sex toy on April except the Balldo."

Nick being a lawyer and all, do you suppose they had a contract? A Cuckoldry Contract, so to speak?

This speculated conversation is so gay…

he already follows a nigger coke dealer and whores on instagram so it really isn't out of the question for him to acquire an extra legal firearm

Yeah that is what I’m getting at. Obv Nick has all the education and training to know not to do that, but that has not stopped him from making numerous other bad choices. No?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

99% of the things said by balldowashers are sad at best and infuriating at worst, but Earthworm Janny's sweeping has been the most confusing for me so far.

Many sweepers have been trying to downplay what's happened so far by saying something like, "well I went without changing MY clothes for days when I was little hahaha." But in that instance they are saying that's what happened to them, not what they did to someone else. Doug goes one further and says that his own children went without a change of clothes for 2 weeks and had "bones poking out" on their "worst day." So Doug, a famous animator and writer, openly admitted on an internet drama livestream run by two Canadians that he has, for whatever reason, neglected his children. I don't remember if the KC boys asked him why he allowed this to happen.

What is it about Nick Rekieta that inspires people to either A) openly air out their dirty laundry to thousands of people worldwide or B) invent horrible shit about themselves to downplay the severity of Nick's (in)actions, all because he's been arrested for child neglect and drugs. I get thinking he's your friend, not wanting to think someone you've admired is a lie, or feeling indebted for whatever exposure he gave you, but why take a metaphorical bullet for him? Does he literally sign checks for them or something? Blackmail?

Per Wikipedia, Doug has four children. I would really like to ask them what they think about their dad's statements.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I’m not totally sure he got the first gun legally.

MN would be over his ass like the Fleece Johnson if that's true when they recovered that in the original bust. It's not Texas where you don't even need a bill of sale for a private sale. Plus ATF would be involved if they even suspected that.

he already follows a nigger coke dealer and whores on instagram so it really isn't out of the question for him to acquire an extra legal firearm

Nick's dealer is probably aware of his arrest since it hit world news. He's one brave sob if he's gonna sell Nick a firearm illegal or not.

I eagerly await Nick trying the ghetto dindu Tik Tok challenge of putting full auto switch on a handgun and then magdumping out the window. After all, he said he grew up in the hood and Eric July wuz just a "pardner" who don't know shit about how hard it was getting his transformer taken away by a teacher.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

No idea who this person is (seems to follow a lot of law tube stuff?) but they shared DMs with Nick.

He is NOT talking about his case. He claims his tests were clean. The man that visibly had cocaine on his nose was NOT doing any of the 26 grams of coke that were in his house.

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Come on Nick. I know law school teaches you how to bullshit your way out of bad situations, but the only person you're bullshitting is you.

 

[RotPockets]

Here's a cut of Rekieta clips from 2022, showing he denied ever using coke earlier in 2022. In August and September 2022, after returning from Hedonism II, Rekieta admitted trying it but said HE HATED IT!

He actually stops himself from saying Hedonism while talking to Chrissie Mayr.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I eagerly await Nick trying the ghetto dindu Tik Tok challenge of putting full auto switch on a handgun and then magdumping out the window. After all, he said he grew up in the hood and Eric July wuz just a "pardner" who don't know shit about how hard it was getting his transformer taken away by a teacher.

mag dumping on the poh-leez is the only libertarian option pardnuh

 

[Swole McPole]

This speculated conversation is so gay…

It's not a speculated conversation. It's questions about a reported conversation. I've not seen any reference to the negotiation process before, so I'm interested in the detail,

If you know the details of how the cuckoldry was negotiated, please post 'em.

 

[Captain Manning]

Balldos gate I generally agree with and trust you because you do the research but I don't think he would just be discussing this openly with steel balldo. Simple as.

My nigga, he shared plenty with Aaron.

Not least of which was his fucking wife. LOL. They're swingers.

Are you really gonna sit there and claim that after all that degenerate shit they did together, telling Aaron what happened at Hedonism II is a bridge too far?

Edit: is it really so hard to believe that he has people who feed him info about the the farms just like juju and balldo do?

Maybe for some things, but as Balldo's Gate said, the claim he tried coke for the first time at Hedonism II is not on the Farms.

That is an Aaron original.

And as I've also said, he's also dipped into some really old and obscure things too. Like Nick's resentment towards Vic.

Nick trying the “Prove that the drugs in my safe are mine, I wasn’t even home!” BS has to be for the sake of his retarded paypigs, right?

Absolutely.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

lmao what kind of dork says they hated cocaine the first time they tried it. Coke is fucking awesome the first time you try it.

It's just literally everything else about it afterwards that sucks and makes it not worth doing.

btw you people claiming to know anything about my life are deluxe retarded

--Richard "LowTax" Kyanka, in the days leading up to his final FN Five-seveN revelation

It's incredibly funny and ironic that Lowtax killed himself with the quintessential meme gun.

MAIN POINT OF SELLING BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS EXTREME PRICE OF WEAPON AND CARTRIDGE. BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON OF MAN WHO WEARS EXPENSIVE ITALIAN FASCIST SUIT OF HAND SEWING, DRIVE HUGE EXPENSIVE NAZI MERCEDES OF A.M.G. SHOP, SAIL ON MASSIVE YACHT TO GREEK ISLANDS. I THINK YOU GET PICTURE. BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON THAT SAYS IS NO SUCH THING AS CONCERN OF MONEY. FOR MAN WITHOUT EXPENSIVE SUIT, BIG BLACK MERCEDES, AND MASSIVE YACHT, BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS FOR PRETENDING OF BE RICH LIKE BLACK GANGSTER OF AMERICAN CITY WITH GOLD CHAINS OF LOW QUALITY AND JEWELS OF COLORED GLASS. WHEN YOU EXPLAIN USE OF BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS ONLY FOR SHOOT MAN WITH BULLET VEST WITH CARTRIDGE ILLEGAL TO CIVILIAN, THIS MAN HAS NUCLEAR RAGE. WHOLE IDENTITY OF THIS MAN IS SPENT IN PRETEND PISTOL SHOWS HE IS RICH. IS VERY AMUSE. FOR REST OF WORLD THERE IS 9 MILLIMETERS OF LUGER WHICH IS SAME WOUND FOR COST LESS.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Maybe for some things, but as Balldo's Gate said, the claim he tried coke for the first time at Hedonism II is not on the Farms.

That is an Aaron original.

not really it is just extrapolation from all the other speculation from the thread. I disavow.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

mag dumping on the poh-leez is the only libertarian option pardnuh

Recall that wigger girl Nick made fun about saying "Them buildinz haz life insurance n' sheet"?

"Dem po-po got 'em booletproof vests, dem po-leez got insurance and shit pardnuh. I's a real nigga and Ju-lay, youse fixing to less than a house nigger" - Nick's final words at Huntsville after Ty lost his appeal resulting in the death penalty...

It's not a speculated conversation. It's questions about a reported conversation. I've not seen any reference to the negotiation process before, so I'm interested in the detail,

If you know the details of how the cuckoldry was negotiated, please post 'em.

The only one I know of is Aaron saying that April (likely Nick) wanted a NDA for the divorce.

 

[RodgerDodger]

he already follows a nigger coke dealer and whores on instagram so it really isn't out of the question for him to acquire an extra legal firearm

Based on his oh so awesome underbed assault rifle, any firepower Nick acquires "extralegally" is just as likely to be a nerf gun or super soaker somebody spray painted black. It's not like he could tell the difference.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Did he say why not? Does she not like anal or does Nick have exclusive use of the booty hole?

No. But we can try to infer why.

Nick views monogamy as not allowing another man to fuck your wife in the ass. All other holes fair game.

*or*

He wanted to keep the anal sex between him an Aaron so it would be special.

Nick being a lawyer and all, do you suppose they had a contract? A Cuckoldry Contract, so to speak?

Seems like there was some sort of... understanding.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Based on his oh so awesome underbed assault rifle, any firepower Nick acquires "extralegally" is just as likely to be a nerf gun or super soaker somebody spray painted black. It's not like he could tell the difference.

He got the guns legally simply because it's far easier to do so. He only met his coke dealer a few years ago, and the gun models he had aren't exactly new. If they were illegal with the numbers filed off, ATF would be involved and we would have heard about it

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Nick's final words at Huntsville after Ty lost his appeal resulting in the death penalty...

awww is he gonna go back to Houston after all?

He got the guns legally simply because it's far easier to do so

Yeah he got those guns legally but it aint hard to get a pistola for el cheapo

 

[RotPockets]

MN would be over his ass like the Fleece Johnson if that's true when they recovered that in the original bust. It's not Texas where you don't even need a bill of sale for a private sale. Plus ATF would be involved if they even suspected that.

Nick's dealer is probably aware of his arrest since it hit world news. He's one brave sob if he's gonna sell Nick a firearm illegal or not.

I eagerly await Nick trying the ghetto dindu Tik Tok challenge of putting full auto switch on a handgun and then magdumping out the window. After all, he said he grew up in the hood and Eric July wuz just a "pardner" who don't know shit about how hard it was getting his transformer taken away by a teacher.

According to Minnesota defense attorneys Nick could be facing a mandatory minimum sentence of 5.5 years for a first offense felony cocaine possession. Taking in to consideration the aggravating factors, unsecured firearms and distributing it to child it would be a 7 year mandatory minimum. Just having the scale test positive could lead to him being sentenced as a dealer. The kids testing positive for cocaine will probably get him more than the minimum since it basically proves it wasn’t just for personal use.

Source: Minnesota First Degree Controlled Substance Offenses

Spoiler: Second Opinion

Source: The Five Degrees of Drug Possession in Minnesota

Spoiler: Third Opinion

Source: Is Possession of Cocaine a Felony in Minnesota?

Spoiler: Aggravated vs. First Degree

Source: Possession of a Controlled Substance in Minnesota

Spoiler: Aggravating Factors

Source: 2023 Minnesota Statutes

Mandatory Minimum Sentencing Guidelines

1st Degree Felony/1st Offense (Aggravated):
86 months = 7.1 years

1st Degree Felony/1st Offense:
65 months = 5.4 years

Source: Sentencing Guidelines

 

[WelperHelper99]

Yeah he got those guns legally but it aint hard to get a pistola for el cheapo

Right now they are going to be cross checking those serial numbers with every shop in Minnesota. They are required to keep records. If he has a hot gun he can't explain, he is fucked.