Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Smithfield Ham]

Imagine if Irate Gamer comes in, performs an exorcism and something like two weeks later like Dick is "oh my fucking god, what have I been doing? What's happened to my life?" like an anti-Sonichu Medallion moment.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Imagine if Irate Gamer comes in, performs an exorcism and something like two weeks later like Dick is "oh my fucking god, what have I been doing? What's happened to my life?" like an anti-Sonichu Medallion moment.

The daxipad exorcism arc would be wild to see.

What the hell's going on with your text rendering? It looks like it's running through a CRT filter.

I dunno, adjust your screen's contrast?

It's low quality png artifacting.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

This thread is impossible to read because of the bg...

No, I mean literally the bg. It's fucking with my eyes.

I have discovered a way to block the background but I will not reveal it as I believe it threatens the national security of The Farms

 

[AltisticRight]

Petition to ban VPNs, make watermark bigger and gayer, and region lock it to LA.

Petition to nuke LA, right now.

 

[black hole]

I remember a dick show clip where one of his female guests who used to work with maddox doing commentary on games or something was making money on her own now. Dick bragged how everyone who used to work with maddox made lots of money except for maddox and did his loud, fake laugh, obviously just to get under maddox's skin. If Rekieta hadn't made enough mad internet money to fry his brain with crack I wonder if he'd still be doing okay?

 

[Richard_Wetpasta]

If anyone knows of the medallion and it's effects, Ralph knows; and he told Dax to put it on. I find that particularly thought provoking.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Imagine if Irate Gamer comes in, performs an exorcism and something like two weeks later like Dick is "oh my fucking god, what have I been doing? What's happened to my life?" like an anti-Sonichu Medallion moment.

It would take a literal exorcism for Dax to even try to redeem himself. I just have doubts that God considers him anything but a total loss.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

He’s on some stream with a bunch of other wash-ups and faggots, with the medallion featured prominently behind him. And is that Ashton Birdie on panel? Big oof. I didn’t think she could go lower than being involved with Baked Alaska. Does she have (additional) brain damage?

https://youtu.be/ATz_1wF5--8?si=XGTPuATSYiTc6SXmhttps://youtu.be/ATz_1wF5--8?si=XGTPuATSYiTc6SXm

 

[Incecticyder]

It would take a literal exorcism for Dax to even try to redeem himself. I just have doubts that God considers him anything but a total loss.

Dax is his own demon. You cannot exorcise him from his own body. Only difference is that now Dax will have a roommate in his own head.

 

[Sneedotron]

Imagine if Irate Gamer comes in, performs an exorcism and something like two weeks later like Dick is "oh my fucking god, what have I been doing? What's happened to my life?" like an anti-Sonichu Medallion moment.

Inb4 he uses that to wiggle his way out of all this bullshit and grift off esoteric schizo autists instead of comic book spergs.

 

[BIG_BRAD]

He’s on some stream with a bunch of other wash-ups and faggots, with the medallion featured prominently behind him. And is that Ashton Birdie on panel? Big oof. I didn’t think she could go lower than being involved with Baked Alaska. Does she have (additional) brain damage?

https://youtu.be/ATz_1wF5--8?si=XGTPuATSYiTc6SXmhttps://youtu.be/ATz_1wF5--8?si=XGTPuATSYiTc6SXm

Someone made a compilation of the highlights. It's brutal

Dick keeps making terrible jokes that no one laughs at and trying to force some woman to say "Eric has a mangina". He gets legit pissed at Vito for getting in the way and trying to defuse the situation when he's trying to scream at her about manginas. He says "mangina" a lot. I think he actually thinks it's a really funny word.

My favorite exchange is
"Eric said he'd kill Riley if he ever saw him!"
"Do you have the video of that?"
"uhhhh not on me..."

I like when he tries to actually debate something he doesn't even believe and then has to default to a shitty joke when actually pressed. It really does make sense that most of his remaining fans are autistic, because this type of disingenuousness is transparent to pretty much everyone else. And as evidenced by Mint's laughter here, only autistics could find him funny.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Yes. You guys literally just dont understand Jesse like the idea of a prank goes over your head somehow and the mere mention of him makes you so assmad for no reason ill never not think its funny.

Yeah, you sure show us every time you come here to shit up the thread with dozens of autistic TL;DR posts dick-riding an irrelevant attention-starved podcaster. Keep it up and one day Jesse might get one whole extra listener, I'm sure of it.

 

[East_Clintwood]

He says "mangina" a lot. I think he actually thinks it's a really funny word.

Coz it's a vagina but on a man, which makes him ackchually a woman, and fat ACK ACK ACK ACK.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Coz it's a vagina but on a man, which makes him ackchually a woman, and fat ACK ACK ACK ACK.

He'll say this but then also gladly lick the axe wound and use the correct pronouns when talking about xer female prostate.

 

[mfalkner]

Someone made a compilation of the highlights. It's brutal

Dick keeps making terrible jokes that no one laughs at and trying to force some woman to say "Eric has a mangina". He gets legit pissed at Vito for getting in the way and trying to defuse the situation when he's trying to scream at her about manginas. He says "mangina" a lot. I think he actually thinks it's a really funny word.

My favorite exchange is
"Eric said he'd kill Riley if he ever saw him!"
"Do you have the video of that?"
"uhhhh not on me..."

I like when he tries to actually debate something he doesn't even believe and then has to default to a shitty joke when actually pressed. It really does make sense that most of his remaining fans are autistic, because this type of disingenuousness is transparent to pretty much everyone else. And as evidenced by Mint's laughter here, only autistics could find him funny.

What the hell is he on about? Juju is screaming at a bunch of people some BS about Eric "getting Riley arrested for novelty scissors". Sure, Dax. Just leave out all the stalking, harassing, and the fact that Eric didn't even get involved

 

[AnOminous]

He says "mangina" a lot. I think he actually thinks it's a really funny word.

The only thing he should be screaming that word at is a mirror.

 

[Harm]

Dick is triggered by a pedo being bullied.

https://archive.is/huQNF

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Then: "Won't someone think of the children!"

Now: "Won't someone think of the child predators!"

Just like he identifies with the woman in porn, he identifies with the child rapists anytime they make an appearance.

Krimcels everywhere were surely laughing and clapping at every shitty jokes. "Haha, yeah! Some women ARE fat!"

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Dax thinks that the Denton, Dallas, and Collins County Sheriffs Offices as well as Carrolton City PD are in Eric July's service, since he can just have people arrested without cause.


He is very brave to speak out against such a powerful man, bless.

 

[Harm]

If the cops could really be bought off like he fantasizes then he'd be the first person paying off the cops to fuck with people he doesn't like. Another case of projection from Juju the cow.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Petition to nuke LA, right now.

And New York. We can turn around the entire country and have an age of prosperity with this simple trick