I've been too busy to really comment or watch anything, but thank you farmers for being such excellent people and recapping everything. I did watch Yaba through Belinder's live, however, and Yaba is the stupidest cow of all of them. She brags about how staying fat is keeping her youthful looking, while completely ignoring the health issues that go along with it.
But she also lacks any forthought. She just turned 41, right? And Belinda is 49? Yaba's face fat may be filling in wrinkles right now, but gravity does kick in in your 40s. Pretty soon she will look old AND fat. She likes to try to make Belinda look older than she is, completely obtuse to the fact that she herself will actually look like that because of just how fat her face is.
She'll have the health issues she laughed off despite mocking Chantal for dying soon because fat, and it's clear how insecure she is about how she looks. It's actually insane to me how defensive she is. If she's really not ashamed of how she looks, she would just tell people that yes, she has a fat face, but then ignore it and carry on. That's what an unbothered person would do, but I'm glad she's so bothered. Things were starting to get stale.
And given how much bigger her face keeps getting, and just imagining the state of her body, it's no wonder she fell for that actual grifter she's now married to, because Sam projects so much that if I want to learn anything about her, I just listen to what she says about others.
Here's what Yaba's massive face will look like not too long from now, assuming she doesn't die from severe morbid obesity. All that fat will drop, giving her huge jowls, a saggy neck, and the wrinkles will just pop right up. Hopefully she'll still be making that bank (meaning hopefully Chantal does NOT die, for her sake), otherwise she'll be old, fat, ugly, AND broke, homeless, and divorced. Think she'll pay attention to her kids finally when that happens?
ETA: I missed a bunch of posts somehow. I would rather look like Ilona every single day than spend a single moment as Yaba. It's kinda funny how Yaba has to seethe and cope harder every single day.

Will she be in a full face of makeup tomorrow?
What's more important than looking like Ilona is being like her, as Strawberry Douche mentioned. Not to mention that I like to be active and able to do things without wheezing and panting. Yaba imitates Chantal all the time for sounding like that, but I'll bet that's what she herself sounds like just getting into her minivan.