Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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I've been watching BMJ for quite awhile now, but I've always had a few questions that still have yet to be answered:
1. What does his tax situation look like?
2. What exactly are the odds/probabilities of these games he plays?
3. Will he ever play poker?

What do you guys think? @Doinker Marmalade, I know you know more about BMJ, maybe you could help shed some light for us?
 
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Burl McMillan said:
The only way Bossman will ever play poker is if they invent a new variant where you can gamble on how close the flop is to 21 and then gamble with the turn and river cards being higher or lower than the last card before them for a 5x and a 10x. Also it's CPU only and everything takes 0.1 seconds to resolve.
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Austin is the mark at poker tables who goes all-in every decent hand then calls everyone a pussy rat for not calling.
 
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Absolutely Retarded said:
He has a grand total of 4 cents to his name at the moment
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You forget that he could have cashed out as much as $22k. I have a good feeling that smooth talked one of the $25kish Civic Sports in his area to $22k out the door and is ripping down the side roads off 81 from Winchester to Roanoke as we speak. Take a week off and enjoy the mountains, Austin. You've earned it.
 
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Attractive Sexhaver said:
No matter how often we get a legendary run of Bossman content, we somehow always wind up squandering it all talking about rehab, taxes, and whether it's retarded to give a casino your money. I swear to god, not one of you lifts a finger to provide some great bossman content. I have NOTHING. Not a single new clip of bossman punching a whole in the wall or openly weeping while nigger music plays in the background. It's SAD, dood. I'm gonna give up posting. I can't go on like this, I swear to God. I'm going to fuck a guy
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It’s sad, but clippers can only clip so much, and these legendary runs stretch over whole days. Being a fan of Smugman Jack myself, I do wish we had better archives of these runs (or just easier access than going to find the VODs, especially on kick), but I’m not doing it myself so can’t really complain…
You don’t get the live chat experience, of course it doesn’t hit the same, but there are gems there to be seen.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Austin is the mark at poker tables who goes all-in every decent hand then calls everyone a pussy rat for not calling.
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Weirdly enough I think you could steal the blind a few times doing that.

I do agree with the no poker crowd. The boss is closer to turning off animations on the coin flip then playing a game with anything but instant results.
 
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Whiskey said:
Weirdly enough I think you could steal the blind a few times doing that.

I do agree with the no poker crowd. The boss is closer to turning off animations on the coin flip then playing a game with anything but instant results.
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I would love seeing him getting his pocket Kings getting cracked by a simple Ace. His crack brain would melt.
 
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Coalescence said:
I've been watching BMJ for quite awhile now, but I've always had a few questions that still have yet to be answered:
1. What does his tax situation look like?
2. What exactly are the odds/probabilities of these games he plays?
3. Will he ever play poker?

What do you guys think? @Doinker Marmalade, I know you know more about BMJ, maybe you could help shed some light for us?
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1. His tax situation is as comfy as the breakfast he gets called for and served.
2. Standard casino odds and probabilities, people have written hundreds of pages dedicated to this alone. tl;dr is sometimes it squirts sometimes it don't, it's the way she goes. The fuckin' way she goes...
3. As mentioned a few posts above, playing poker is out of the question because even online poker requires a little bit of composure and patience. In the BMJ world there's little time to waste for poker when there's perfectly good dice or a toss available

edit: haven't read the past 5-6 pages no idea what's going on now why hasn't he been online in a day, damn i've missed it all again
 
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He started setting up the new mic, and going afk yet again in CS comp, but only changes the mic settings in the game and not on stream


Finally figures out the stream wasn't using the new mic and switches over
 
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Buck Broken Chimp said:
I noticed Austin likes a lot of "swag era" rap and a lot of 2000s emo music for some reason. Austin is such a status obsessed wigger that doesn't seem like the kind of thing he would like.
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He's still listening to the same music that was cool to him and his friends when he was just a kid playing runescape all day when he got home from school.

Austin is a perfect example of the widespread Millennial/Gen Z phenomenon of never maturing psychologically

Actually, considering he listens to BLP Kosher now, he may actually have  regressed psychologically since middle school.
 
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AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
Actually, considering he listens to BLP Kosher now, he may actually have  regressed psychologically since middle school.
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His love for BLP Kosher likely stems from his appreciation of Yung Lean which could very well have been his comfort music of choice 10+ years ago, the two are very good friends and collab quite often, also both are in the business of making ironic music while pretending and deluding themselves/others into believing they are not.
 
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A budding new friendship in chat, or an undercover rat?
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Austin came back from a short break and did the usual "EEEEEEEEEEEEEE" bit (which I cut out - you're welcome!). But instead of just pissing everyone off, this time he used it to segue into a movie review:



He loves the original, it's a classic, but he doesn't like the other ones. Fuck Dumb and Dumber 2. That shit wasn't even funny, bro.

I imagine this is what it looks like in the back of the short bus when one of the tardlings has brought an iPad. WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS, WATCH THIS, he got pee on him, bro, hahahahahah!
 
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