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seems like a much better solution to me - he can keep closing the jar properly without the annoying feeling of having left it half-open, and she can use the tools leverage to effortlessly open up the jar whenever she wants. everybody gets what they want, no divorce necessary.
Or without buying the Soylent opening tool, there are a number of ways of addressing tight jars. Just tapping it with a spoon often loosens it. Or if it's still vacuum sealed, putting a hole in the lid. Running it under hot water because the metal gets hot first and expands more than the glass.

And then, if you absolutely must:
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Or without buying the Soylent opening tool, there are a number of ways of addressing tight jars. Just tapping it with a spoon often loosens it. Or if it's still vacuum sealed, putting a hole in the lid. Running it under hot water because the metal gets hot first and expands more than the glass.

And then, if you absolutely must:
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Has anyone ever considered that maybe Soylent actually is difficult to open? I'm not gay so I've never seen a bottle in person let alone tried to open one.
 
If reddit is mostly 30 something year old neckbeard losers then why is it so progressive and liberal, these people dont seem to be particularly diverse but they support a lot of leftist ideas.
It's a lot of Indians and women too. Also Chinese and Filipinos. The white liberal moderators all got bullied very heavily in high school and this is their way of exerting power.
 
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Whimsical character in a whimsical musical gets milk from a whimsical animal, vegan seethes with rage. Even if he just used a cow it still wouldn't be vegan so what the hell is there to be angry about? That the giraffe is in a pen at night? Why don't we just let it free roam the city, I can't see anything that could possibly go wrong with that. What a bizarre thing to take offense from.
 
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Whimsical character in a whimsical musical gets milk from a whimsical animal, vegan seethes with rage. Even if he just used a cow it still wouldn't be vegan so what the hell is there to be angry about? That the giraffe is in a pen at night? Why don't we just let just free roam the city, I can't see anything that could possibly go wrong with that. What a bizarre thing to take offense from.
Willy Wonka isn’t exactly known for following regulations.
 
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Whimsical character in a whimsical musical gets milk from a whimsical animal, vegan seethes with rage. Even if he just used a cow it still wouldn't be vegan so what the hell is there to be angry about? That the giraffe is in a pen at night? Why don't we just let just free roam the city, I can't see anything that could possibly go wrong with that. What a bizarre thing to take offense from.
I haven't seen the movie but I looked up images from this scene. The giraffe looks like it's in the inside portion of an inside/outside pen that I've seen at a few zoos. It seems pretty normal to me to put an animal inside at night.
So typical vegan logic.
 
Courtesy of the sub with over 1500 moderators, I kid you not:

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r/science jannies frequently remove not just offending comments, but entire comment chains. I've seen posts there before with over 90% of the comments removed.

r/science claims to be so censorious in order to encourage high quality discussion. Because we all know the way to encourage high quality discussion is to silence all discussion. Most of the comments I see removed are highly upvoted, insightful comments that do not violate any of these rules:

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Whimsical character in a whimsical musical gets milk from a whimsical animal, vegan seethes with rage. Even if he just used a cow it still wouldn't be vegan so what the hell is there to be angry about? That the giraffe is in a pen at night? Why don't we just let it free roam the city, I can't see anything that could possibly go wrong with that. What a bizarre thing to take offense from.
lmao, there is a famous reviewer on Letterboxd who puts "vegan warnings" on every movie she watches which includes shit like "character made scrambled eggs" "character appears to wear a fur coat in one scene" weird to see this on Reddit too.

Also isn't it a kid's movie, why are they watching it without their kid in the first place?
 
Courtesy of the sub with over 1500 moderators, I kid you not:

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r/science jannies frequently remove not just offending comments, but entire comment chains. I've seen posts there before with over 90% of the comments removed.

r/science claims to be so censorious in order to encourage high quality discussion. Because we all know the way to encourage high quality discussion is to silence all discussion. Most of the comments I see removed are highly upvoted, insightful comments that do not violate any of these rules:

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It always infuriates me how Redditors love to throw around "fascist" and "bootlicker" as insults when they fucking LOVE rules. They love controlling what other people can say and punishing them if they say the wrong thing. Go to any major sub's sidebar and you'll see rules that go on and on and on. They have zero issue with totalitarianism. They don't believe in free speech. They just don't want to hear opposing viewpoints.
 
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Didn't think we'd see something rival the jars too tight divorce this soon but here we are in r/HousePlants.

Crazy woman has 200 house plants that "are the one and only thing that help me with my mental health". Boyfriend wants her to move in with him and will give her 3 whole walls of the apartment for them (essentially an entire room), which apparently isn't enough for 200+ fucking plants. What is literally every single comment saying?

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Even sorting by controversial I cannot find a single comment in over 600 that are anything other than shades of this insane bullshit.
 
r/minecraft jannies stage a coup against the head janny because he removed a post without giving an explanation
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This is going to be a bumpy ride for a little while, but we're confident everything's going to turn out well in the end.
Nigger you're a janny who got together with other jannies to kick out another janny, nothings even changed. Just keep sweeping. Reddit mods always feel the need to make themselves sound so important.
 
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The judaic echochamber affirms that its totally normal to email corporate about some minimum wage workers at a grocery store being a bit critical about israel in their own conversation.

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Any dislike of israel is an antisemtic hatecrime, of course. I guess the EU placing sanctions on russia is slavphobic?

Also 'life preserer' lol what kind of delusional cope is this ?

And all the comments affirming that she's a karen are nuked with the downvote button, of course.

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Throw the Jew down the well so my country can be free.

 
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It always infuriates me how Redditors love to throw around "fascist" and "bootlicker" as insults when they fucking LOVE rules. They love controlling what other people can say and punishing them if they say the wrong thing. Go to any major sub's sidebar and you'll see rules that go on and on and on. They have zero issue with totalitarianism. They don't believe in free speech. They just don't want to hear opposing viewpoints.

Reddit feels like a failed social experiment that refuses to die. Somehow it keeps sustaining itself.
 
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