Harman Smith / Cody Lee / Cody Inman / blackcatbooks64 - Zealous champion of Nintendo, “Indie Novelist,” Right-Wing Moviebob, Kiwi Farms Lurker and an A-Log of the Balldo Lawyer

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Harman goes through a new saga every week. I haven't been able to use a computer properly for a while and it feels gross archiving/editing on mobile. He's given Snoy money to play Ghost of Tsushima. It seems like he's enjoying it. He's made sure to title the videos with "PC Gaming" as to not upset the few console-warers who watch him, but it's still a Sony product.

This has to mean Harman has a PSN account, given the gay-ass account linking. Why didn't you just pirate the game, Harman? Giving Sony money is a betrayal of the highest order.
 
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I'm just pointing out the biggest spergs in the Harmanverse. You can't see the obvious? Are you one of them? :thinking:
Woah. @Shad3Milkman What happened?
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I don't think anyone'd fault me if I were to just directly accuse you of being a Harman fan or Harman himself. Overall it's hard to deny that it's the people who like Harman who're the most worthy of cow status, after Harman himself.
 
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Instead of being excited about a long-awaited Nintendo Direct that was set to happen in just a few hours, Harman chose to have Elden Ring live rent free in his head once again. It really showcases his psychology perfectly. The obnoxious and infantile word play, on the other hand, are hallmarks of every proud wordsmith and literary artisan.

He’s definitely going to quit YouTube any day now though. 100% going to stop console warring, guys. He realizes Nintendo has won, people can’t downplay them anymore and there’s no point in making videos. He’s certainly not desperately holding onto his only connection to the real world where he can be a sperg and “communicate” without instantly being shunned like a common street retard. He’d probably off himself due to extreme loneliness and isolation if he were actually forced to stop sperg posting. In no way is he going to stay in arrested development for the rest of his existence, believe you me.
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Maybe the consumerism, no matter how empty it obviously makes him feel, would keep him around though? You guys think he’s bad now? Just imagine him alone in his four basement walls with no one (not even imaginary internet fans and codyverse enjoyers) to listen to him.
 
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Cairo The Farsighted Clam said:
I don't think anyone'd fault me if I were to just directly accuse you of being a Harman fan or Harman himself. Overall it's hard to deny that it's the people who like Harman who're the most worthy of cow
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It is very transparently him or retrofuzion. He only posts in this thread and only to defend Cody Inman. Being too aspergian to realize how transparent his posts are is also on point with those two masters of subtly.

TheAtrophyOfFlesh said:
Instead of being excited about a long-awaited Nintendo Direct that was set to happen in just a few hours, Harman chose to have Elden Ring live rent free in his head once again. It really showcases his psychology perfectly.
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this is really where the lolcowness comes into play. He has spent two years pissing and moaning about this game with nothing to show for it. He hasn't changed popular sentiment about the game or Made some great critical analysis that revealed a previously unreported truth; he just continues to ruminate about a game he hasn't played and how upset it makes him. Real OG autism shit, an unhealthy obsession that leads nowhere.
 
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TheAtrophyOfFlesh said:
Instead of being excited about a long-awaited Nintendo Direct that was set to happen in just a few hours, Harman chose to have Elden Ring live rent free in his head once again. It really showcases his psychology perfectly. The obnoxious and infantile word play, on the other hand, are hallmarks of every proud wordsmith and literary artisan.

He’s definitely going to quit YouTube any day now though. 100% going to stop console warring, guys. He realizes Nintendo has won, people can’t downplay them anymore and there’s no point in making videos. He’s certainly not desperately holding onto his only connection to the real world where he can be a sperg and “communicate” without instantly being shunned like a common street retard. He’d probably off himself due to extreme loneliness and isolation if he were actually forced to stop sperg posting. In no way is he going to stay in arrested development for the rest of his existence, believe you me.

Maybe the consumerism, no matter how empty it obviously makes him feel, would keep him around though? You guys think he’s bad now? Just imagine him alone in his four basement walls with no one (not even imaginary internet fans and codyverse enjoyers) to listen to him.
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Oh don't worry he is trying to gloat about the direct too. His video claiming that the "Xbox Showcase Trembles in fear OF A REAL gaming presentation". Claiming that Nintendo "Won" this year summer presentation. Now having seen both myself and being an Nintendo fan for nearly 30 years. I will say the Xbox one was better. Nintendo had 3 games I was interested in and only one of them was an Exclusive that being Zelda Echoes of Wisdom. The other two are coming to steam, which were the Marvel vs Capcom games and AA Investigation Collection,
Sure there was some games like Mario and Luigi that looked fine, but nothing amazing, and yes they showed Metroid Prime 4 finally. But the rest of the direct was RPG glore, hell it even had a Farming RPG where you make monsters by farming them and training them to battle. Things most people mock these directs for.

Plus any other major game like Dragon Quest III HD 2D Remake are coming to other systems. Plus I'm sorry but when your direct has games like Stray the most mid game ever and it looks like ass on Switch, and also a mobile like game with the new Dena Men as well as a Hello Kitty and a FREAKING FUNKO POP GAME! I would hardly call this a REAL Gaming presentation. Oh and let's not forget Phantom Brave where you can see the horrible framerate on display.

Meanwhile we had Doom Dark Ages, Indina Jones, MGS3 Snake Eater Delta, Perfect Dark plus many many more. Both had their strengths and weaknesses, but minus a few standouts, you could tell that Nintendo is running low now on the Switch, with the successor on the way, But alas Harman will not accept that, we all knew he would wave and flap around like a Flamingo on Ritalin with this new direct simply because Nintendo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaxlbSd1Syg
 
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HarmanSmith69 said:
It is very transparently him or retrofuzion. He only posts in this thread and only to defend Cody Inman. Being too aspergian to realize how transparent his posts are is also on point with those two masters of subtly.
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I doubt it's Retro, even if he's one of the few fans willing to actually discuss anything. He seems more like Facebook fodder while Mongo here is clearly from /v/ or Reddit with his "Basedkinobros..." lingo.

Back on Harman himself, even his livestreamed reaction to the Nintendo direct is generally just him having milquetoast reactions to anything that isn't Zelda or Mario. He even complains about people being interested in some of the featured games like Last Defense Academy for whatever reason (Something about Dangan Ronpa or its fanbase). or getting mad at other people for their reactions to the Direct, screaming at AngryJoe in particular because he described Mario and Luigi as a party game and asked about the Mario Bros. parents. Looks like the easiest way to piss off Cody is to be chill and detached about Nintendo, or simply talk about Nintendo stuff without being the most autistically knowledgeable nerd around.
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Utterly confounded. The face of murderous intent. The dudebros shall get what's coming to them, or my name isn't Copey Lee! The guy can't even enjoy his Zelda announcements without getting mad at other people for not enjoying them the same way he does. When he's alone and recording himself, he's still thinking about Elden Ring and Baldur's Gate 3. Not even the lead female in the most melodramatic soap opera reminds themselves of their spited ex-lover this much. It reminds me of Johnathan Blow suffering from Soulja Boy's insights about Braid.

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Retro hoping that he'll impress Harman enough to mention him by name.

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Getting spicy.
 
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Lol yeah definitely not Retro. He sure proved it but specifically mentioning us by name lmao. Also I love that retarded logic of complaining about us pointing and laughing at harman while he reads the thread complaining about it. "Muh messages" stfu Retro you are a fucking retard and you need to lose weight before you have a heart attack and we know you are reading the thread.
 
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Pretendo YouTubers Desperately Try To Convince Fans That Metroid Prime 4 Is A Switch 2 Release

"Mario Party, which is probably by itself gonna outsell like... Elden Ring and Baldur's Gate 3 combined."

Yes, he actually thinks the new Mario Party will sell over 40 million units. It's like he's in a competition with himself to say the dumbest shit you've ever heard.
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Pick your battles Harman. Unless the new Mario Party is a 1:1 remake of Mario Party 2 with updated graphics, nobody's gonna care.
 
ARealLifeSoyjak said:
Pretendo YouTubers Desperately Try To Convince Fans That Metroid Prime 4 Is A Switch 2 Release

"Mario Party, which is probably by itself gonna outsell like... Elden Ring and Baldur's Gate 3 combined."

Yes, he actually thinks the new Mario Party will sell over 40 million units. It's like he's in a competition with himself to say the dumbest shit you've ever heard.
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Haven’t you heard? Everyone, other than Nintendo, lies about the number of copies they sold. It’s all astroturfed in order to present a narrative, dude.
 
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Pick your battles Harman. Unless the new Mario Party is a 1:1 remake of Mario Party 2 with updated graphics, nobody's gonna care.
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Once you look past his obvious "Nintendo #1!" mindset, Harman's taste in their games is rather arbitrary and strange. While's Harman unconditionally worshiping Zelda, Pokemon, and Mario and refuses to acknowledge any of their faults, especially Pokemon despite the bugs being right in his face, his opinions on F-Zero, Star Fox, Donkey Kong, Metroid and so on don't really follow a consistent pattern. He dislikes when people express liking Metroid because he believes that Metroid is just a gateway into liking Nintendo due to its comparatively "hardcore" nature, and thus its fans are either too casual Nintendo fans or are posers compared to real Nintendo fans like those who play Switch Sports or whatever. His stated GOTY for this year is Princess Peach Showtime, which I've yet to see anyone call shitty, but it has been criticized as being basic, small and piss easy. He seems to generally dislike challenging games and we can only infer he's not fond of multiplayer games, given how that the only game with a significant multiplayer portion he likes to mention is Splatoon, even if only to claim another shooter's inferiority. He's discussed Tekken at length(albeit with no depth nor breadth), but he's never really proven to have enjoyed nor played much of it to begin with, as all he's ever really discussed is 8's monetization.
 
TheAtrophyOfFlesh said:
You reckon this has ever been washed?
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Only Snoys and steam punks wash their dishware.

ARealLifeSoyjak said:
It's likely another autist from his Discord, like Houragents/Trickster or Ahab.
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It's Retro.

"Retro seems like a normal guy in a nest of spergs... I don't get why he needs a thread." - Onto Mogo

>goes out of his way to defend Retrofuzion

>Retro literally mentions the thread unsolicited in a Cody chat and comes up with the: "trust me bro someone messaged me about this thread". Which is about on par with "my girlfriend goes to another school you wouldn't know her" in the pantheon of transparently obvious bullshit.
 
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