Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Guntkvd]

Podawful is an acquired taste, better enjoyed in private.

 

[Popper Whiting]

You are all just mad that he tricked your edaddy jim made him look like an idiot. You're all just repeating what he said mindlessly.

Has it ever occurred to you that seeing as Jesse is desperate for attention and validation the funnier outcome is not to ever give it to him?

Guy could be 100% right about everything in existence and I'll not give him credit for a single thing, not because I am mad, but because I find it funnier. That isn't something born out of ill will or malice, it is born entirely out of what I think is funnier, especially as Jesse tries really hard to get approval, recognition and validation.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I am baffled by how many of you willingly clicked links to what you were told ahead of time was porno of Riley and Mint.

Its the same morbid curiosity that makes people click videos of Chinese factory accident CCTV, you know its gonna be gross, you know its gonna be disgusting, but part of you is saying "it can't be that bad, right? and so you click the link, and just like everybody said, it is that bad.
But you'll still click the link next time, because its the same instinct that makes people rubberneck accidents on the Hwy, just Rileys micropenis and Mints piss porn is worse than any auto accident.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

But you'll still click the link mext time, because its the same instinct that makes people rubberneck accidents on the Hwy, just Rileys micropenis and Mints piss porn is worse than any auto accident.

Kiwi Farms: Now you are stronger.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

Masterson personally got my Twitter banned for 7 days for telling him the true facts that Riley was going to get executed by the state like Derek Chauvin. But I think it's really because he's jealous of Maddoxs ooga booga movie

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Pulled this from Rippaverse goalposts after hearing this on the Casino. I don't know when Riley made this video, but this is him going on a deranged rant on how he's going to continue to fuck with Eric and bait death. I don't know if he just playing hard into his bit, but with two warrants and two interactions with the cops, Riley is looking at an actual fatal encounter if he doesn't stop. If you show a jury this video along with all the other stuff Riley has been doing to provoke Eric, not one person would blame Eric or someone on his security "airing" the dude out after being warned several times to leave the guy alone. This ain't a game Riley, you have a record, you're fucking around in a state that really loves the 2nd Amendment and you will find out if you don't let this go.

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"and you can kill me or not, but none of this stops until I get an apology"

Is he implying that killing him is a form of apology or that he is going to haunt EJ?

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

"and you can kill me or not, but none of this stops until I get an apology"

Is he implying that killing him is a form of apology or that he is going to haunt EJ?

The Medallion is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

Podawful is an acquired taste, better enjoyed in private.

Like pink sparkly dildoes?

Masterson personally got my Twitter banned for 7 days for telling him the true facts that Riley was going to get executed by the state like Derek Chauvin. But I think it's really because he's jealous of Maddoxs ooga booga movie

Dallas is just as pozzed as San Francisco, and that might apply to the outskirt cities, too, these days. But Eric July hasn't given any indication of being a violent chimp, and Riley didn't stop him at any rate, so your comparison is flawed.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Its the same morbid curiosity that makes people click videos of Chinese factory accident CCTV, you know ita gonna be gross, you know its gonna be disgusting, but part of you is saying "it can't be that bad, right? and so you click the link, amd just like everybody said, it is that bad.
But you'll still click the link mext time, because its the same instinct that makes people rubberneck accidents on the Hwy, just Rileys micropenis and Mints piss porn is worse than any auto accident.

It's the cosmic horror phenomenon. You know looking at the horrors beyond your comprehension will drive you mad, but you just need to look.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Vito has caught some stray rounds so Daddy Dax moving in to sweet it up with advanced logic like “Oh you hate pedos? That means you secretly are one”

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

How is it that Dax and Vito are living meme comics from 4chan? You've got the only pretending to be retard, and now the wants to fuck spiders one.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He dresses like a cow called JuJu to get fucked in his ass.
Homecoming ain't what it used to be.
Or maybe it is.
Maybe this is exactly what Homecoming King means.
Dax was never worthy of Prom King.
Anyone can be Homecoming King.
Even a man who dresses like a cow called JuJu to get fucked in his ass.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

Like pink sparkly dildoes?

Dallas is just as pozzed as San Francisco, and that might apply to the outskirt cities, too, these days. But Eric July hasn't given any indication of being a violent chimp, and Riley didn't stop him at any rate, so your comparison is flawed.

No the state is going to kill Riley. Too bad Daxxie pad, enjoy Barbie dream mansion.

 

[mfalkner]

The worst part is how other podcasts tried to copy him by having newsgirls (or an equivalent) of their own. Thinking of WATP specifically for this one, those segments were brutal

Karl is making all his shows worse and worse every week. Now there's fags plugging Riley's thing in his superchats

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Vito has caught some stray rounds so Daddy Dax moving in to sweet it up with advanced logic like “Oh you hate pedos? That means you secretly are one”

So juju hangs out with obese shit piles while yelling about fat, and any man in shape is a "muscle dummy"

Daxipad, you are a woman

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

I went to High School in the US of A. By my memory, nobody took "Prom royalty" seriously except for the five or six fags who voted. Did we even HAVE a homecoming king? I remember homecoming as when five or six fags from earlier classes would show up awkwardly at the school. In retrospect they were almost certainly sex perverts come to fuck young boys. I bet that's how homecoming king gets chosen.

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Vito has caught some stray rounds so Daddy Dax moving in to sweet it up with advanced logic like “Oh you hate pedos? That means you secretly are one”

Typical leftie faggot Californian logic.

Stay in your million dollar "mansion" that's the same size as my house. You do NOT want to move to Texas.

Ever notice how everyone is either "too fat to do one pushup" or "a roided out muscle dummy?" He's so formulaic even in his limp-wristed attempts at insults.

No the state is going to kill Riley. Too bad Daxxie pad, enjoy Barbie dream mansion.

I want this to be true. Maybe he hates black people because he hates his parents.

 

[Never Scored]

I am baffled by how many of you willingly clicked links to what you were told ahead of time was porno of Riley and Mint.

My urge to laugh at retards overpowers my disgust every time.

 

[4090 Chad]

>No Evidence

He literally retweeted Vito's own words earlier today.

 

[Neetorino]

Ever notice how everyone is either "too fat to do one pushup" or "a roided out muscle dummy?" He's so formulaic even in his limp-wristed attempts at insults.

I'm very curious what Dax's "perfect pushup amount" is. Is it however many he can do? But then we're back at 0 and he'd have to consider himself "too fat". Truly an issue for the ages!

 

[Kaumak]

Has it ever occurred to you that seeing as Jesse is desperate for attention and validation the funnier outcome is not to ever give it to him?

Guy could be 100% right about everything in existence and I'll not give him credit for a single thing, not because I am mad, but because I find it funnier. That isn't something born out of ill will or malice, it is born entirely out of what I think is funnier, especially as Jesse tries really hard to get approval, recognition and validation.

Youre doing the thing Im talking about right now, you're doubling down on the exactly what I said you would do. All you guys do is moralize, and gossip all day like women. None of what you said is true, the "attention seeking" you're talking about is called a prank, a troll, having fun. You guys always sound really upset like you're never having any fun. What you don't like about him is that hes the anti-ppp hes the opposite of the moralizing fire and brimstone.

You don't have to make stuff up, just say he sucks. I think metokur sucks hard. His speech patterns are bizarre, hes always fake stuttering and repeating hinself. Hes always fake laughing about nothing. All he does is repeat kino casino and kf posts he saw word, theres not an original bone in his whole decaying body.

Edit: but if you think Jesse is the bicflame of da sektur i get it

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

EDIT: Hey @Kaumak stop talking about Metokur. Nobody gives a fuck about Metokur.

I'm very curious what Dax's "perfect pushup amount" is. Is it however many he can do? But then we're back at 0 and he'd have to consider himself "too fat". Truly an issue for the ages!

Dax spent years bragging about knowing Kung Fu, and also bragging about how he didn't do lower body workouts because they "don't matter."

I must conclude that Dax, like so many soft-handed "alpha chads," has never once been in an actual fight in his entire life. Riley is more of a man than he is.