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Josephine Knezevic said:
It makes sense. She even posted a family pic of this person, and was totally unnecessary.
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Going after her job for a cameo (not even one of hers) is infuriating. I feel bad for Josh tbh.

Low IQ , drug and booze I would say
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Things like this lead creedence to the Home Depot incident. She's so damn petty, so it's more fun to criticize her anonymously so there's literally nothing this slunt can do about it.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
goddamn she's drinking and talking to jawshyyy on live
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God damn I thought Jawshie was over this hag already. She kept saying he wasn't answering her calls and it almost gave me hope for the boy.
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She dances like she's working for her next fix in the homeless camp.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
the fact that Josh hasn't called her back is too funny for me lmfaooo
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It might come down to preference. A lot of people prefer texting over calls now, like it's a generational thing.

Buuuuut I think Josh gets overwhelmed every time aNAL calls him. Messica pointed out that she yaps so much that Josh can barely get a word in. That has to be annoying for anyone to deal with, let alone someone with autism.
 
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Agares said:
It might come down to preference. A lot of people prefer texting over calls now, like it's a generational thing.

Buuuuut I think Josh gets overwhelmed every time aNAL calls him. Messica pointed out that she yaps so much that Josh can barely get a word in. That has to be annoying for anyone to deal with, let alone someone with autism.
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I think he fell asleep. Like, you could hear him when she gave the room to talk, and he sounded downright eepy. He was ready for beddy.

It's gotta be hell for him, but it soothes my autistic need to have someone yapping so I can focus.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I think he fell asleep. Like, you could hear him when she gave the room to talk, and he sounded downright eepy. He was ready for beddy.

It's gotta be hell for him, but it soothes my autistic need to have someone yapping so I can focus.
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Sleepy after a hard day's work of not making wands, recording Cameos or going live.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
How keno would it be if we could get an honest, unbiased, day in the life of Cobeson? 90% laughing at cartoons/staring at the wall, 5% troll slaying, 5% drink "comboing"/food "hacking". The good stuff.
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If only. Just one day in the life of Cobra would produce more content than a few months. We'd have so many answers to years-old questions: "how often does he get angry?" "how much does he drink off screen?" "how many farts per day does he have?" "how many proper meals does he eat?".
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
its actually pretty shocking shes managed to last as long as she has because if she ever pulls her shit with the wrong person i can only imagine what might happen.
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Most 'normal' people would just push her away and get her out of their life, which is why she has no real friends. The danger is when she manages to trap someone who has nowhere else to go. There's nothing more dangerous than a cornered animal, and we're all basically animals at the end of the day.
 
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Josephine Knezevic said:
I missed one of her best streaming *sigh*
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Whuh hapin? The one where she was chatting with Cobeson live tonight? Is it on jessmess channel? I missed it as well. Not that I would have watched it live. I'd rather dig out my corneas with rusty bed springs or do hot rails of live bed bugs. She's so obnoxious and hateful yet full of mind numbingly boring banalities. It's honestly incomprehensible how much hatred she inspires in me while doing barely anything. It's like a super power... or a curse.
 
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Crab Latte said:
I watched it on twitch, it was good but not the best stream by far. She danced, she complained, she drank. She showed us the ring that's going to need to be cut off her finger.

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If you want to have a listen, what the "interaction" between NAL and Cobra facetiming was like, cue: She never even stopped to take a breath, here is a nice point to start (timestamped).

She goes on and on. Like, she would take Josh over Peter Steele (!) anytime, you know, she saw his appendage in Playgirl in ' 95, but Joshie could be in Playgirl, his muscles and all, he really should be in Playgirl lol and on and on ---
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She also tells him how their wedding playlist will have to be half his and half hers of course (just so he knows lol), and on and on, I'm dead.
Their call crapps out at one point and shes drunk af. She dedicates her next dance "...to you, babydoll" =Joshiie.
 
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