What is the ideal number of children to have?

[MajinGoku]

Also how many kids do you currently have

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Enough to where at least 1/3 of a population group are direct descendants of you.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

As many as you can afford to take good care of

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

People who have a single child are foolish. If he dies, it's over. People should have more children to make such a catastrophic scenario less likely.

 

[The Last Stand]

Zero. It's too expensive and too risky for a child.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

Depends.

What ethnicity are you?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Non-white, zero. White, infinity.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Be satisfied with the number God gives you. That's ultimately that matters.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Three to five

 

[MajinGoku]

Depends.

What ethnicity are you?

I am from the land of aryans

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Three

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm Mormon so I guess... 20. (Three is actually fine lol)

 

[Magnifico]

Be satisfied with the number God gives you. That's ultimately that matters.

Wonderful sentiment, if more people treated children as the blessings they are, we would have so much less suffering in this world. By his divine providence, I wish to fill my home with as many as I am worthy of.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

As much as you can. Ideally would be 5-6 we talked about baby number 2 . And due to me ending up completely bonkers for year last time looks like we will be stuck 2-3 kids. You can't have it all boys :/

 

[Cellofayne]

I have two and that is perfect for me. They keep each other company and share some of the same friends so it's gotten so much easier.
I can't imagine having any more.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

As much as you can. Ideally would be 5-6 we talked about baby number 2 . And due to me ending up completely bonkers for year last time looks like we will be stuck 2-3 kids. You can't have it all boys :/

I believe in you. 10 kids, minimum.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I believe in you. 10 kids, minimum.

Nigger how about you chip in with the missis and have the 7 out of the 10?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Nigger how about you chip in with the missis and have the 7 out of the 10?

Trust me, if I could, I would. I unironically would happily have a dozen kids. I want enough children to form a small militia if I had to. This is one family that ain't dying in the zombie apocalypse.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

7. It is the number that cannot be divided by anyone, or anything.

- Bizzy Bone

 

[urr13 account]

5 is probably ideal. 6 or 7 could work but over 7 kids is starting to push it a bit.