Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

This is the first I heard that, but I did not think of how that might be annoying. Sorry about that.

It's too late to edit the post now, but I assure you it won't happen again.

No worries they're so exploitable they'll more than make up for it.

 

[Swole McPole]

So you're telling me that being attracted to ages 14-17 has nothing to do with fertility, and that women don't instantly hit the wall and become barren dead-eggers at 30? My God, the manosphere's lied to me!

The clinical term for a woman who gets pregnant after the age of 35 is a geriatric pregnancy. But just as modern medicine can fashion a fake cock from a forearm, so more and more older women are getting pregnant and carrying geriatric pregnancies to term.

It's still not a great idea though.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I gotta thank Nick for his contribution to science. We’re learning what the maximum load bearing weight of brooms are.

The dog tested positive for cocaine and is pregnant.

Honestly, if it did came out that the dog was positive for cocaine, I actually think that would pretty much collapse any holdouts for Rekieta. I really believe that the only people who are unironically sweeping it for Rekieta right now are people who have no kids, don’t care about the kids cocaine thing and probably secretly think it’s funny.

But if they learn that a “Hecking valid snootboop pupparino“ has been cocaine’ed then they would all just completely turn on him.

 

[AnOminous]

Why do Discord mods always sound so fucking gay?

Because they're faggots. You had to ask?

But if they learn that a “Hecking valid snootboop pupparino“ has been cocaine’ed then they would all just completely turn on him.

NOOOOO not the heckin doggo! Not the borkin wooferino!

 

[WelperHelper99]

Honestly, if it did came out that the dog was positive for cocaine, I actually think that would pretty much collapse any holdouts for Rekieta. I really believe that the only people who are unironically sweeping it for Rekieta right now are people who have no kids, don’t care about the kids cocaine thing and probably secretly think it’s funny.

But if they learn that a “Hecking valid snootboop pupparino“ has been cocaine’ed then they would all just completely turn on him.

Maybe this sounds cruel, but if you put a dog over a 9 year old kid, you are a bug with no thoughts of your own

 

[Not Who You Think]

It lives exclusively in the coke bathroom and they do not clean up its shit. It is the only entity in that house with a worse existence than his offspring.
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(Forgot who posted this to properly attribute the artist.)

That was me. Glad you liked it.

This here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5MDXW0u0Y0&t=1s
However I was unable to Track down the Steve Gosney clip of him saying that Nick gets gay when Drunk and Drexel immediately deflecting from it, can someone share it please if they're able to find it, thanks.

Here you go:

Gosney says that Nick gets really gay when he is drunk and that Nick was getting gay with him in Vegas. Drexel runs interference by extrapolating the claim to all white people. The panel agrees while Gosney apologizes on behalf of whites for all of them being gay drunks.

 

[Captain Manning]

I saw this gem as a comment on Rekieta's channel, and my IQ dropped momentarily.



Conservatives have been hardcore combating illicit drug usage since the Nixon administration. No idea what this guy is on about. Moreover, Nick is not conservative. If you think he is, you're retarded. He's hardcore libertarian. The county government he's going up against IS conservative, by all indications. That works against Nick.

"No true conservative would criticize a fellow conservative like Nick for drug usage around kids. That would be virtue signaling, and only liberals do that!"

Yeah, right. Fuck off. Idiot.

Some people are trying too hard to make this a political thing. It's not. It's those who think Nick is a degenerate narcissistic shithead vs. those who try desperately to pretend he isn't.

My theory is that he is disavowed it in case sime drama comes up. He is fighting OK so many fronts he wants to close one avenue of attack on him.

I dunno, Soter and Snoj are pretty dedicated Balldoguards. I would think they would make sure all criticism is expunged in short order. That's why I asked if there was another riot, followed by a purge.

That's also why I suggested what this really is, is an attempt to get more people in his Locals. Consolidation of two failing things so one of them is somewhat less of a failure. Maybe also holding out hope for that Rumble contract. The problem I foresee with that is I know some of the loyalists in his Discord hate the Locals side of Nick's remaining fanbase. He might just be turning his back on a hugbox, and a little extra money, for no gain whatsoever.

Lots of tweets flowing now, saying that people who excused Doctor Disrespect right out of the gate are just like people who think Nick is a degenerate guilty of the crimes he’s been charged with.

I don't think I've said a single fucking thing about Dr. Disrespect in my life. I don't GAF about Dr. Disrespect. Twitch is one of those services I frequently forget even exists.

“I got busted with a shitload of Coke and it came out my wife and I are swingers and my dick broke from all the drugs while my 9 year old tested positive for cocaine! But I totally won because I made you all believe something worse!”

Honestly not sure that’s going to be a W for them no matter what.

Yeah, but it'll help boost flagging morale among the retards. There's only so much drunkenly berating people can accomplish.

Reminds me of a scene from The Thin Red Line:

"What have we got for artillery support, Sir? Over."
"Two batteries of 105s."
"They won't make a dent. Over."
"Yeah, but it'll buck the boys up. Make them think the Japs are catching hell."

The panel agrees while Gosney apologizes on behalf of whites for all of them being gay drunks.

I disavow Gosney. #Not all white people.

 

[huckbeine]

“I got busted with a shitload of Coke and it came out my wife and I are swingers and my dick broke from all the drugs while my 9 year old tested positive for cocaine! But I totally won because I made you all believe something worse!”

Honestly not sure that’s going to be a W for them no matter what.

honestly, that kinda sounded like an anime with those long ass title that basically summarize the plot

low-ass effort to make it a meme, some better artist can probably make it better

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

“I got shot while busted with a shitload of Coke and it came out my wife and I are swingers and my dick broke from all the drugs while my 9 year old tested positive for cocaine and was reincarnated in a fantasy world as a Futa-Priestess"

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's too late to edit the post

Report your own post and have a janitor do it, make them earn their pay.

As for keeping up with the "what the fuck could the KC leak be" discussion I'll posit my own retard theory in image format:

 

[Sharpeteer]

Report your own post and have a janitor do it, make them earn their pay.

As for keeping up with the "what the fuck could the KC leak be" discussion I'll posit my own retard theory in image format:
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Thanks for the tip, I will do that.

Also, speaking of raccoons, the vid you requested should be dropping here in a few days. Was a challenge to do, but fun.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Some people are trying too hard to make this a political thing. It's not. It's those who think Nick is a degenerate narcissistic shithead vs. those who try desperately to pretend he isn't.

It's because too many people nowadays can only see the world through a political lens. They can only understand things through labels like "liberals" and "conservatives". That somewhat takes off the agency of the individual, I think.

Same vibes

 

[RodgerDodger]

NOOOOO not the heckin doggo! Not the borkin wooferino!

The twist ending is it was the dogs coke all along. He's the manipulative mastermind making Nick Bark on command. The Dog, the Dog is evil. The Demon is really in the Dog!!!!

 

[Orc-Chud]

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DISCORD is dead:

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Does Balldo and his janny attend the same stand up comedy improv classes

 

[Lemondale]

What happened to nick's streaming schedule?

 

[Orc-Chud]

If I were Rekieta right now, and I wanted to felt the Casino, I would "leak" some bullshit and then pouce on them if and when they fall for it.

Rekieta and his Balldoguards need a W badly, so I wouldn't put such faggotry beyond them. They ain't getting one from all the legal shit going on. That's for damn sure. The CHIPS report is devastating.

Classic Chris chanian lolcow move

 

[DuranceVile]

What happened to nick's streaming schedule?

It's in a better place, with the 5k locals gift.

 

[Captain Manning]

What happened to nick's streaming schedule?

It's in a better place, with the 5k locals gift.

And the 14 Locals streams in May (pardon me... 13... he sorta did one mess up one before getting arrested).

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick partook in all these when they were butt buddies and streamed together all the time.

Nick partook in a lot more than just that when COOM and he hung out in Vegas. 100% chance they did gay shit. And Nick tried to take the gay shit farther than COOM was willing, so he cut him off and moved on to Aaron. Nick definitely wants to get topped by a big, strong man. That's why he lost all the weight. To turn himself into the perfect little twink a bear would be attracted to. Unfortunately for him he is so repulsive the best he could do is Aaron.

If it wasnt a gay OP it would already be out. Anyone with info they really want out knows how to go about it.

Nah. The best time to drop this sort of stuff is right before Nick is getting ready to do a show to torpedo him.

That being said I'm calling bullshit on anything worse coming out than what we already know. Other than maybe a bit of the old domestic violence between him and Kayla. It wasn't a drug den in the sense strange skivvy people that could get access to the kids were constantly going in and out of the house. Nick is too narcissistic to give a shit about them one way or another and Kayla most likely never left the bedroom.

If I were Rekieta right now, and I wanted to felt the Casino, I would "leak" some bullshit and then pouce on them if and when they fall for it.

Nick and his remaining moronic followers are too stupid to come up with a plausible GAY OP. They would need help from someone who still had a semi functional brain.

Also forgive my ignorance but did the Rekietas even have a dog, for this to be so important to Kayla?

A little dog not the fucking kind.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What happened to nick's streaming schedule?

He's just so busy driving his ki...

It's his heat aller...

His life is just so FUNNY and WEIR...

He is still working on re-organising his stu...

No, he's actually really just busy doing things that the State makes hi...

He's actually just mentally exhausted.