🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

I’m willing to bet Xander was crying the whole time being trapped with the strange smelly man and Ralph has so many holes in his brains from drug abuse he only remembers it from the ending. I can’t imagine anything more horrific than Ralph having Xander in his tin shack. Also how long has he been away? How are his cats he abandoned doing?

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph in 'host mode' is how I picture his interactions with Xander. If a toy is presented to Ralph he'll ask about it "what TV show is that from?" "Is that your favorite character?" Then an abrupt transition in topics to about what Ralph liked as a kid, and how it was actually cooler by the way.
Trying to one up a 3 year old is Ralphamale behavior.

 

[Rubber Plant]

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I sure as fuck would hope so Ralph. You bring on at least 90% of the shit that happens to you, you'd better be able to handle it.

Cry harder piggy.

 

[Nate Higgers]

The ralphamale has purchased a new hat. He also shows how bad his dandruff problem is!
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I’m glad to see Ralph is still not above showing his love for the Kino Casino!

 

[AltisticRight]

What kind of grown man types "I'm the strongest man I know" and not immediately die from a dose of fatal faggotry?

 

[Rage Pig]

What kind of grown man types "I'm the strongest man I know" and not immediately die from a dose of fatal faggotry?

How dare you call this Adonis a faggot?


He's also the richest man in Mexico

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https://x.com/KillstreamLive/status/1806147165967810640?t=BxZkFSsxJaOcdoUkYi-B5A&s=19

 

[AnOminous]

He's also the richest man in Mexico

Carlos Slim eat your heart out.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The eye damage is crazy. Imagine getting your ass beaten so hard you are marked for the rest of your life. Ralph will die with that weird fucked up eye.

 

[Not Even Twice]

The ralphamale has purchased a new hat. He also shows how bad his dandruff problem is!
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He's worse than Leafy with this chin hiding shit lol.

I'm trying to think of any behavior from Ralph that isn't inherently female behavior and I can't for the life of me think of a single one.
Are we sure he isn't a female to male tranny?

 

[AltisticRight]

How dare you call this Adonis a faggot?
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He's also the richest man in Mexico
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Video is 10 minutes long, I won't waste valuable farm space to upload this shit. You can watch it here

https://x.com/KillstreamLive/status/1806147165967810640?t=BxZkFSsxJaOcdoUkYi-B5A&s=19

>Feast on sushi
What a fat fucking woman. Merge all the posts back into the megathread and banish this obese piggy to the deathfats board.

>30 extendo goal
What language is that? Build the wall.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He looks like he’s transmogrifying into Chris Chan

 

[Rage Pig]

>Feast on sushi

 

[deeman]

That's pretty sad actually, usually people start getting a grip of the language some months into living in a foreign culture, and this is not the autisticly emotionally closed Japanese we talk about either. That would've made SOME sense. If he had a GPS tracker you would think it was faulty... "It only shows a walking path to the Torta stand outside and nothing else..."

 

[AltisticRight]

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What even is this gay exchange.
>American with money
What money? A grocery pusher at Wal-Mart makes more than this delusional piggy.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Cope, seethe and delete

 

[sallowhal]

Cope, seethe and delete
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"it's the best call for our child and i made it" = "i was threatened with more legal trouble and had no choice but to comply"

ethan o ralph, my beloved. you'll always be my favorite lolcow

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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I'm going to have to post a Ralphadefense here. It's true that in most countries you can just spout english until you get what you want. I'm sure it annoys the shit out of foreigners if you're not nice about it though.

 

[Lidl Drip]

How dare you call this Adonis a faggot?
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He's also the richest man in Mexico
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Video is 10 minutes long, I won't waste valuable farm space to upload this shit. You can watch it here

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He's really got that "creepy old man sextourist" phenotype down pat.

 

[Desktop User2]

How dare you call this Adonis a faggot?
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He's also the richest man in Mexico
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Video is 10 minutes long, I won't waste valuable farm space to upload this shit. You can watch it here

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He still wearing that godawful peridot-panzonite ring his pawpaw bit out of some tranny´s cock and made the family jewel, I see...

 

[Cucktry Roads]

That's pretty sad actually, usually people start getting a grip of the language some months into living in a foreign culture, and this is not the autisticly emotionally closed Japanese we talk about either. That would've made SOME sense. If he had a GPS tracker you would think it was faulty... "It only shows a walking path to the Torta stand outside and nothing else..."

Ralph's always been a social reject hermit. It's not like he's leaving his metal shed to do anything other than get food.