Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sumptinsfuckey]

They can be very entertaining when they have a subject that isn't Nick Fuentes or whatever gay cow no one cares about. I can't stand the Fuentes talk. Or Cog or other Z grade cows.

If you say so, between Lardass voice and Cokeski performative excitement the only way I could watch a stream with them is if they were being smothered/drowned.

 

[Soew]

I, for one, am doubling down. If you don't assume that Nick is engaged in satanic turbo rape you're balldo-washing

 

[StMaryPiper]

If you say so, between Lardass voice and Cokeski performative excitement the only way I could watch a stream with them is if they were being smothered/drowned.

They are so fucking lucky ReviewtechUSA is melting down hard. They can instantly pivot if needed

 

[Never Scored]

They are so fucking lucky ReviewtechUSA is melting down hard. They can instantly pivot if needed

ReviewtechUSA seems like such a random guy to melt down. It'd be almost like ETAprime or Spawnwave melting down.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I think we all forget how absolutely unhinged this would sound for the layman. Rekietas antics have been so normalized we just take it at face value.

The surreal part is an alleged lawyer running his mouth and playing grabass bullshit games on the Internet during an ongoing felony case.

He's done everything wrong from the very beginning, starting with talking to the police without an attorney.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

April apparently also suggests eventually that if he just buys Nick's other house that they can work it all out. Romantically or not they can still be together.

What even is the point of a marriage or relationship then? Intimacy is just gone when your wife is now a timeshare. When you let another man fuck your wife that should be the end of any relationship. I’m trying to wrap my head around this degenerate mindset of polycules and just cannot. Aaron buddy you got cucked and I know you’re trying to milk this all it’s worth but buddy you’re just embarrassing yourself with all this now.

Keep it up I enjoy the drama

 

[Mikoyan]

The surreal part is an alleged lawyer running his mouth and playing grabass bullshit games on the Internet during an ongoing felony case.

He's done everything wrong from the very beginning, starting with talking to the police without an attorney.

At this point I think that 'DON'T TALK TO THEM' clip people keep putting up was Nick just trying to ape that super popular 'don't talk to the cops' lecture that one law prof has on youtube, rather than deep down understanding the concept.

 

[Shig O'nella]

To be fair, most people said they were retarded at the time and cautioned jumping to conclusions, but that won't stop Diddler Dax and the other sweepers from cherry picking the most retarded posts from this thread and ACK ACK ACKing about wanking over them, while pretending to be offended by the "Karens".

Fixed your post for you.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

At this point I think that 'DON'T TALK TO THEM' clip people keep putting up was Nick just trying to ape that super popular 'don't talk to the cops' lecture that one law prof has on youtube, rather than deep down understanding the concept.

It sure as hell seems like it. Just every single step in the process has been done completely wrong.

Of course being high on coke and thinking you're the greatest lawyer that has ever existed probably didn't help with his decision making.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Aaron is updating the situation about the "Aaron moving next door" situation on stream this morning.

• Part of the reason for wanting Aaron to buy the old balldo bunker (tbf at a reasonable rate), was so Nick could put the addition on to his house, INCLUDING THE SEX DUNGEON
• Aaron retells about the timeline for the "just buy the house" pitch- April bailed (covertly taking her clothes), then offers / tries to push the new house narrative. Sounds like the pitch was real drug-brained.
• April was supposed to be on the deed for the new place as well. (She was not on the deed to the current place.)
• Nick tried to play dumb that he knew what April was doing with covert clothes removal, when apparently he flagged April when Aaron was headed back to St Cloud.
• Shortly after April bolted, Kayla and Nick came by to talk. It was supposed to just be Kayla, but npd. One of Aaron's neighbors was there as well. During their chat, Nick was on his phone with a glass of whiskey in the other hand... and passes out. Aaron's neighbor asks if the dude is ok, Aaron says, "He says he has narcolepsy."
• Kayla got a look at Nick's phone after Aaron left. The things April and Nick say to each about Kayla were really hurtful to her, per Kayla's message to Aaron (after he left).
• Aaron still thinks they're doing, in Keanu's words, 1-D chess Game of Thrones. April wants to be with Nick and is still trying to figure out how to get Kayla out. Kayla love-bombed Aaron for a while after the polycule fell apart. Aaron now realizes Kayla was not in love with him, she was in love with "not Nick".
• Aaron's clearly reading this thread or the CHIPS document thread. He mentions some things brought up in thread that came up over the last day wrt drug testing methodology.
• Aaron also made chili for the balldo brood.
• Nick (and April) would snort half a line, then switch nostrils and snort the other half. Nick would follow this up with a huge neti pot blast that would be heard across the house.
• Nick took everyone to a big strip club in the Twin Cities. While there, Kayla took Aaron into the women's bathroom and they made out in there. (Supposedly no room for other activities- I'm imagining a women's public restroom in a strip club is like the inverse of every other bathroom situation, where the women get like 1 stall, and the men get a huge row of stalls and urinals.)
• Aaron reads from Pawverbs. It looks more adult focused than a kids book, at least from the cover. (About 4 hours in, @elb if you need some lulz, but jebus it will need some editing.) It's just as bad as you could imagine. It looks like mostly stupid puns and then a picture of a dog on the opposite page. Gotta give it to Aaron, he's reading a paw-verb for every $20 donation. The grift demon confirmed jumped to Aaron!
  EDIT ah fawk buddy, Aaron called it out of being clipped!

Money is definitely a problem for the Rekietas. If I were Randazza, I'd start asking for cash ahead of services rendered.

I'll update more as I sit through this.

Live stream:

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Speaking of lunatics, TheChosenOnePS has announced his next stream:

Kudos to all the better Kiwis that can slog through this delusional dipshits streams to provide summaries for the rest of us.

he is just going down a self-pity hole and not caring.

100% this. His "Grand Return" was a seething cluster fuck and I bet he was expecting a hero's welcome for sticking it to the government. Nick has lost the plot and confronting reality likely causes him physical anguish.

I, for one, am doubling down. If you don't assume that Nick is engaged in satanic turbo rape you're balldo-washing

All sex outside the confines of marriage is sin. So you're right in spirit.

Edit: Fat Thumbed Post Reply

 

[mailfrawd]

<snipped a bunch of retarded drama>

Money is definitely a problem for the Rekietas. If I were Randazza, I'd start asking for cash ahead of services rendered.

I'll update more as I sit through this.

Live stream:

This is a masterclass in why swinging is a zerosum game. Retards... retards everywhere.

My money is on Nick sobering up and realizing that he's actually in real deep shit. His last few streams he seemed quite lucid, angry, and suffering from the inevitable mood issues associated with rapid withdrawal from the years long cocktail of mixxing an ever escalating amount of uppers/downers.

I'm not hopesplaining, I think Nick is fucked, and his public image is forever tarnished. The internet doesn't forget. He will always have detractors in his orbit reminding him and his audience of all the dumb shit he's done both online and offline.

Assuming that he is able to escape the legal ramifications of his own doing, his kids, his family, his community is never going to forget. He may as well move to another country, change his name and pray to his version of God that no one goes digging that hard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What even is the point of a marriage or relationship then? Intimacy is just gone when your wife is now a timeshare.

I would put money on Nick’s strategy being to have Aaron around to babysit Kayla AND April, freeing him up to fuck prostitutes whenever he wanted without one of them tagging along. No matter how much April might think he’s in love with her, we have seen time and again that Nick gets tired of his toys fairly quickly. He’s probably already resenting Aaron for bouncing and limiting his ability to get regular fixes of new pussy.

Aaron was supposed to be the new nanny for the adult women. Making Spaghetti-O’s for the kids was just him doing OT.

Approaching physical intimacy casually, with no consideration for emotional intimacy or meaningful relationships, is just humans acting no more evolved than animals. That’s why there are so many biblical commandments related to male/female relationships. Even angels, who are not able to grow spiritually and remain on a static plane, cannot achieve what humans can with our ability to choose closeness to God over enslavement to our most base desires.

Nick is the poster child for enslavement to one’s most base desires. And he thinks his approach to life is “liberating.” This is a textbook case of human submission to his evil inclination, which is why future horrific revelations will not be surprising to anyone who’s been paying attention.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Four. His, Kayla's, the children's (under McKenna Law), and the GAL.

So at minimum $500x3 + Randazza 's fee of 5k an hour.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

This is a masterclass in why swinging is a zerosum game. Retards... retards everywhere.

In the "best" case you get two women to fuck, meaning the same amount of sex you were already having, plus twice as many of the womens' problems, before you even start on the problems it causes.

Throw another guy into that mix, and, zero sum? No, sir. Zero sum is breaking even.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Then again you can't expect much from the owner and operator of 'Go East Gentlemen' a website where Andrew 'Bussy Pirate' D'adesky offers consultation for aspiring degenerate sexpats like himself.

That's not even the most embarrassing thing Andrew "One Eye on the Tit, One Eye on the Street" did. He was making or made a "hustlers university" for jewtube which also featured Drexel IIRC. This happened after the Legal Bites drama if my memory serves me right.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

I'll never understand people who paypig a guy with a trust fund whose content is just him getting drunk and trying to hide how butthurt and seething he is behind a wall of passive aggressive fake smugness.

Probably a lot of pay pigs find their life gets better as the person they're paypigging spirals down into perdition. This is dark internet magic where the life force is extracted from some unfortunate, amplified and channeled into the paypigs. Eventually the person being 'supported' is used up and the paypigs abandon the husk to stream to like 4 people on Cozy, seldom raising enough for even a miniature bottle of Makers Mark and move on to their next victim, like the swine they are.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Aaron is updating the situation about the "Aaron moving next door" situation on stream this morning.

Hate Aaron all you want. But the guy at least can give us something to speculate on.
Different that Coomalot gay-ass clickbaits

 

[Finger Pistols]

The only reason I can see for everyone in the polycule pushing so hard for Aaron to buy the house was a need for the money from it. Its would also be right in line with junkie thinking to sell something like a house to get more cash at a point where cash isn't coming in like it used to.

What's more likely to me is the ownership of the house. Nick had already expressed absolute contempt for the people that he had to let stay there for a while (I don't know if that was Nick lying about the Imholtes but I'll assume that it isn't). If the house is under the name of someone else in the family or the trust fund, maybe they wanted Aaron to buy it an essentially transfer ownership of it to April or Nick. Nick wanted to create the Balldo compound of degeneracy and child neglect.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Aaron says he’s spent tens of thousands of dollars due to the women in his life being unable to get along in recent months. For the life of me I cannot figure out how he’s even able to pay his bills with that show as his single source of income. Does he have a side gig as a Doordasher or what?